
The Heartthrob Just Wants to Make Money and Fake His Death [Quick Transmigration]
万人迷只想搞钱死遁[快穿]
by Snowfall (雪瀑)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 434k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Completed, bonus chapters updating. The new novel next door just finished, so please check it out when you have time!] Please add my fresh new stories to your favorites: the fluffy little fox who becomes a pretty NPC repeatedly killed on a variety show in "Pretty NPC Coveted by His Archenemy" and the upcoming "After Raising a Child I Found in the Trash, I Became the Imperial Crown Princess."
!!! Please note, this is an unconventional quick transmigration novel featuring a universally adored shou. Click in and take a look! >=<
A money-loving beauty shou with a little talent who refuses to work herself to the bone X an attack who seems cold as ice but is already taking his pants off on the inside
As a newly hired employee at the transmigration bureau, Song Mian has just one goal: clock out and go home to collect his bonus as soon as possible!
As a new employee, he can only take on supporting-villain roles. The System matches him with a body that suits his various stats, but unfortunately, he has a face beautiful enough to bring a kingdom to ruin.
[First World: The scheming, angelic beauty of a fake young master X the dark and calculating true young master, a rising star in the tech world]
Once a favored child of heaven, he becomes Song Mianchu, a fake young master who was switched at birth. After learning ahead of time that his university classmate Zhu Sui is the real young master, he decides to grind him into the dirt so thoroughly that he can never rise again.
Step one: Make up dirt about Zhu Sui on the campus forum, ruining his reputation.
[Result] He inexplicably earns the title of moderator of the "Love Zhu Sui Like Life" forum.
Step two: Get close to Zhu Sui's friends and sow discord, leaving him friendless.
[Result] His friends all urge Zhu Sui, "Xiao Chu is a good guy, and he's so devoted to you. You should say yes."
Step three: Secretly alter the real young master Zhu Sui's records so his birth parents can't find him.
[Result] Zhu Sui sees Song Mian looking through his records and casually hands him a slip of paper: WeChat: xx. If you want to know anything from now on, just ask me directly.
Step four: Set Zhu Sui up with a playboy as his rumored boyfriend, then accuse him of using and dumping the guy so the wealthy circle will shun him.
[Result] Zhu Sui pulls Song Mian, who is hiding nearby and watching, into his arms. His handsome, tipsy face is inches away as he whispers hoarsely in Song Mian's ear, "There are some things I only want to force on you."
The final ending: The real young master returns home and exposes his crimes. Song Mian takes poison and dies.
[Result--]
Zhu Sui: "Didn't you say I liked men? Well, I do. I like you. Marry me."
Song Mian downs the poison without wasting a second, ready to clock out: "Goodbye now!"
The real young master holds his icy body, and his memories of the real world come flooding back in an instant.
In his madness, he spends a fortune to extend the game's progress and bring Song Mian back to life.
Song Mian wakes again with a breathing tube in place and Zhu Sui gripping his hand, his eyes bloodshot. Song Mian: "Save... me. I don't want to work overtime!"
[Second World: A beautiful madman bent on revenge X the cold and calculating leader of the righteous sects]
[Third World: A beautiful assassin presented by an enemy nation X a tyrant emperor who has yet to achieve his ambitions] (May not be included in this book.)
[Fourth World: A beautiful zombie with awakened consciousness X the powerful leader of a base, a nemesis of zombies]
[Fifth World: A fallen little immortal, an omen of ill fortune X a silent priest with boundless magic] (May not be included in this book.)
Reading guide:
1v1.
There are supporting-character attacks and a battlefield of romantic rivals.
The shou gets a powerful beauty buff, but it has no effect on the attack. The attack only uses the shou at first, but later falls harder for him than anyone else.
The worlds may not open in this order.
Thanks so much for your support. I hope you enjoy reading, and that you're happy even when you're not reading!
[Since you've made it this far, why not check out the kid's upcoming novel too? Come here and give me a kiss!]
++++ "Has the Evil God Favored Me Today?"
++++ [Everyone's favorite, ensemble cast, battlefield of romantic rivals, sweet and indulgent, universally adored protagonist, no secondary CP]
After his master ascended, all he left Rong Rong was a crumpled book and a wretched, dilapidated shrine.
Rong Rong devoted himself to cultivation and finally managed to hide the fluffy tail behind him, only to learn that more than a hundred years had passed in the mortal world.
One day, a film crew claiming to be from the livestream variety show "Endless Terror" arrived at the shrine...
--
"Endless Terror 1" became a breakout hit of the year, livestreaming five ordinary people as they explored supposedly haunted houses and ghostly buildings.
The production company, which had been on the verge of bankruptcy, suddenly sprang back to life. Ads poured in, and they quickly launched "Endless Terror 2."
When the cast list was announced, it caused another online sensation!
A young, wealthy CEO of a cutting-edge tech company, a top-tier star known for being a social menace, a three-time Best Actress with god-tier acting skills and a face full of stories, a stunningly beautiful, aloof Taoist with no worldly desires and exceptional magical skills, and a gifted doctor of traditional Chinese medicine from a distinguished family, beautiful and blessed with a sweet singing voice.
Netizens:
"That little production company has really made it! They got big names from every walk of life!"
"Did I read that right? Someone wet themselves from fear last season. Is that why we're getting to see the top-tier star have a 'tearful' accident? (doge)"
But when the show aired, the CEO paid to have the shrine freshly painted, lighting up every room so brightly it felt like a straight road to heaven, wiping out every trace of a spooky atmosphere.
The top-tier star pulled a bottle of liquor from his arms and dragged a ghost NPC into a heart-to-heart. The emotional drinking session left the NPC weeping like a 200-pound child.
The Best Actress disguised herself, snuck into the director's room at night, and scared him into kneeling to burn incense and beg, "Great-grandmother, forgive me!"
The traditional medicine doctor settled right into his element, setting up a clinic. People and animals from all around lined up for treatment, pushing through crowds to get in.
Only the Taoist walked straight into the main hall and frowned slightly as he looked down at the fox curled up at his feet.
Rong Rong, woken by all the noise: ...Who are all these people?
He waved impatiently--
The light bulbs shattered, the fine wine turned sour, and Rong Rong transformed into human form. So this was a horror livestream? He'd make sure they had a good time ^_^
Using the book his master had left behind as a guide, Rong Rong painstakingly devised a series of terrifying pranks that could scare people half to death.
First, turn the CEO's billions into game tokens in an instant, making him the most domineering and handsome landlord in the game room.
Second, third...
The others suffered miserably and called him an evil god, but when they saw Rong Rong's bewitchingly innocent face, they willingly devoted themselves to him.
At last, it was the turn of that unsmiling, foul-mouthed Taoist. While he was bathing, Rong Rong quietly stole the Taoist robe he'd left nearby...
The Taoist used his sash to tie Rong Rong up, raising an eyebrow as he asked, "How are you going to punish me? Make me break my vows?"
+++ "After Raising a Child I Found in the Trash, I Became the Imperial Crown Princess"
++++ The second before Guan Ye transmigrated into this world, the original owner had already been abandoned by his wealthy family and dumped by his fiance, dying alone in a room smaller than ten square meters.
Looking at the bare walls of his home and the post-apocalyptic wasteland outside, Guan Ye resigned himself to pulling out a battered handcart and going to the dump to scavenge... where he found a lovely little white ball.
Under the little white ball's obedient, sensible, and pitiful gaze, Guan Ye gritted his teeth and brought him home.
After eating his fill and lying on a hard bed welded together from scrap steel plates, Guan Ye began to focus on the little white ball's "healthy" growth.
Pointing at the educational toy he'd made out of electronic junk, Guan Ye said, "Come on, sweetheart, say it after me: Da-da."
The little white ball's mouth twitched. "...Son."
Guan Ye had collected brightly colored scraps of cloth and sewn a shabby "fashionable" outfit by hand. "Come on, sweetheart, try it on. You'll look great in it."
Looking at the countless needle pricks on Guan Ye's hands, the little white ball gritted his teeth and shuffled over, panting every few steps, then smiled sweetly. "Thank you, Dad!"
Guan Ye took him to watch the spectacular sparks bursting from steel in the smelting furnace, kissed the little ball's soft cheek, and asked with a smile, "Sweetheart, Daddy loves you. Do you love Daddy?"
The little white ball looked at the strawberry-flavored nutrition bar in his hands, which Guan Ye had bought especially for him after three days of hauling bricks. Without a word, he tore open the wrapper and held it out to Guan Ye's lips. "Dad, you eat some too."
One day, a general from the planet Jialan found the little white ball and respectfully offered him a vial of medicine.
The little white ball drank it without hesitation and instantly grew to 190 centimeters tall.
Looking down at Guan Ye's deathly pale face, the dazzling Crown Prince of planet Jialan frowned in displeasure. "What, now that I've grown up, you don't want me anymore?"
"After Scavenging, I Became the Imperial Crown Princess"
The second before Guan Ye transmigrated into this world, the original owner had already been abandoned by his wealthy family and dumped by his fiance, dying alone in a room smaller than ten square meters.
Looking at the bare walls of his home and the post-apocalyptic wasteland outside, Guan Ye resigned himself to pulling out a battered handcart and going to the dump to scavenge... where he found a lovely little white ball.
Under the little white ball's obedient, sensible, and pitiful gaze, Guan Ye gritted his teeth and brought him home.
After eating his fill and lying on a hard bed welded together from scrap steel plates, Guan Ye began to focus on the little white ball's "healthy" growth.
Pointing at the educational toy he'd made out of electronic junk, Guan Ye said, "Come on, sweetheart, say it after me: Da-da."
The little white ball's mouth twitched. "...Son."
Guan Ye had collected brightly colored scraps of cloth and sewn a shabby "fashionable" outfit by hand. "Come on, sweetheart, try it on. You'll look great in it."
Looking at the countless needle pricks on Guan Ye's hands, the little white ball gritted his teeth and shuffled over, panting every few steps, then smiled sweetly. "Thank you, Dad!"
Guan Ye took him to watch the spectacular sparks bursting from steel in the smelting furnace, kissed the little ball's soft cheek, and asked with a smile, "Sweetheart, Daddy loves you. Do you love Daddy?"
The little white ball looked at the strawberry-flavored nutrition bar in his hands, which Guan Ye had bought especially for him after three days of hauling bricks. Without a word, he tore open the wrapper and held it out to Guan Ye's lips. "Dad, you eat some too."
One day, a general from the planet Jialan found the little white ball and respectfully offered him a vial of medicine.
The little white ball drank it without hesitation and instantly grew to 190 centimeters tall.
Looking down at Guan Ye's deathly pale face, the dazzling Crown Prince of planet Jialan frowned in displeasure. "What, now that I've grown up, you don't want me anymore?"
Theme: Hardship and adversity make a person stronger.
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My fiancé broke off the engagement, and my family broke up with me. As a beautiful person, I worked from dawn to dusk, picking up electronic waste to feed my white dumplings. If you want to hear my revenge plan, please bookmark Snowfall's new article "I Became the Crown Princess of the Empire after Picking Up Trash and Raising Cubs"! After five hundred years of seclusion, the little fox opened his eyes and saw that his hometown had turned into a horror live broadcast adventure place. The originally dark and deserted temple was renovated by local tyrants into a golden light... If you want to see how the little fox takes revenge, please collect Xuepu's new article "Has the Evil God Favored Me Today?" There is a wooden fish placed in front of Xue Waterfall's desk, and he writes while typing, praying for every reader who collects and reads, that's you! Will make a fortune! It will be more beautiful! She will become the white moonlight that handsome guys with abs can only dream of!
It's been so many months… Where is the extra?
This emperor can't possibly be attacked, bt is so ruthless
Big! Extra ah ah ah ah QAQ
I think the story is pretty good, but why are so few people watching it?
It's so beautiful, what a treasured author!
The extra chapter is over here. It always feels very sloppy.
Why is it that the first chapter is about civet flowers, but this one is about orange?
Who is Lu Xingjian...(Brain broken)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, she looks good no matter what she wears