I Survive Ancient Ghost Stories Through Acting Skills [Book Transmigration]

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+++++++A ruthless, scheming, white-lotus double-secret-identity top who is always putting on an act X an adorable, softhearted, righteous puppy bottom who occasionally has to play along in awkward scenes

+++++++Early on, the top will call you brother one second, then use you until there's nothing left the next. Later, he chases his wife to the crematorium.

+++++++Early on, the bottom is a softhearted god. Later, he shuts his heart to love and becomes wildly ambitious about his career. (It's a sweet story, really!!!)

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Thanks for asking. I'm in a book, and I just finished the college entrance exams.

Ji Qingjia transmigrated into an abandoned ancient urban legend novel.

The unscrupulous author was his System, and the abandoned novel was waiting for him to update it.

On top of that, readers had picked out a series of awkward scenes for him to perform, such as:

[The Yin-Yang Demon Palace has kidnapped a huge number of men in the city.]

Ji Qingjia said to Lian Kong, "Do me a favor."

Lian Kong: "What?"

Ji Qingjia: "Marry me."

Lian Kong: "? My fists are clenching..."

Ten miles of wedding finery lined the road in Zhenxi Village. Ji Qingjia stepped out of the sedan chair, swept aside his phoenix crown and bridal robes, and sat boldly by the roadside. "Listen up, you demons inside! You're surrounded. Surrender your weapons at once!"

Lian Kong, riding a horse in red wedding clothes: "Stand farther away. Be careful not to get hurt."

[The case of the wealthy family's vengeful spirits has thrown the capital into panic.]

Ji Qingjia said to Xu Zizhen, "Do me a favor."

Xu Zizhen: "What?"

Ji Qingjia: "Abandon me."

Xu Zizhen: "? My fists are clenching..."

Dressed in plain white, Ji Qingjia sat around the fire at night with a crowd of ghosts. "Ladies, a scumbag isn't scary. What's scary is being entangled with one until you're old!"

Xu Zizhen, who had been waiting a long time at the door: "Are you done? When can you come home with me?"

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Later, Ji Qingjia became famous throughout the martial world. Heroes from every corner revered him as a god. His legendary deeds inspired countless heroes to imitate him, hoping to replicate his success. Famous sects throughout the martial world sent him invitations, hoping to offer him a seat at their table. The Daoist master of the foremost mystic sect even came to visit with his disciples, declaring outright that Ji Qingjia was the true god of this world.

But he had only two devout followers, who accepted his imperfections and even thought his mistakes in training were adorable:

One was Xu Zizhen, the man who had saved his life. His looks were otherworldly, and he always seemed to keep everyone at arm's length, fit to be admired from afar but not touched.

The other was his neighbor, Lian Kong. His fearsome reputation could stop children from crying, but at home he was a jealous crybaby who was good at sipping tea while shedding tears.

But after Ji Qingjia decided to spend his life with Lian Kong, he learned that Lian Kong's enemy was none other than the protagonist of this book, as well as his own lifesaver, Xu Zizhen.

Ji Qingjia: "...An analysis of whether it's feasible to fall for the villain and then oppose the protagonist with him."

Ji Qingjia: "...My lifesaver or my lover, which should I choose?"

Just as Ji Qingjia was agonizing over the choice, he discovered that the protagonist was the villain, and the villain was the protagonist?

Ji Qingjia: "You think it's fun to mess with me, don't you?"

Xu Zizhen: "Young master, you may not know this, but I fell deeply in love with you long ago..."

Lian Kong: "Sob, sob. Baby, let me explain!"

Ji Qingjia: "...You're still putting on an act at a time like this???"

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++++People tend to think with a kind of "functional fixedness."

That is, once they get used to assigning a particular function to an object, they stop considering what else it might be used for.

Ji Qingjia: "Who says so?"

A chainsaw that can cut through anything, matches that ignite with a single strike, light blessed by the gods?

Haunted by a ghostly maze? With a chainsaw in hand, I'll saw through the walls!

A ghost sitting on your chest? Turn on the radio, crank up the punk black-metalcore, and get everyone up to party instead of sleeping!

+++[Highly recommended: preorders from the novel next door! Please take a seat, tell me what you'd like, and I'll serve it up!]

[Reborn] "The Pretend Protagonist," [Quick Transmigration] "The Heartthrob Only Wants to Make Money and Fake His Death," "The Childhood Friend's Thousand-Layer Secret Identity," "Drafted by the Underworld of the New Century"

A highly, highly recommended story by a friend: "The Pretty Cannon Fodder Changes His Fate by Laying Low"~ A pretty little villain bottom~

Theme: In the face of justice, all sinister schemes and tricks are paper tigers!