[PM/Pokemon] My Goal Isn't to Be a Trainer

(The especially fun and important 10,000-word extras: Chapters 70-72, "After Reincarnating in Alola, I Became the Island Kahuna," and Chapter 43, forum post, "Lurantis, Alola's Greatest Menace")

(Mainly slice of life. Plot > career > romance, with far more focus on friendships than the romance. Some Mary Sue elements.)

[Blurb]

I'm Arisugawa Suzuka, the name I go by now. I'm good at playing both sides, defying the odds, and using my damn high stats to take advantage of (bewitch) NPCs. I'm a terrible person. I believe in the bonds between Pokemon, and I know and want them to be lively and clever. I'll clean up their messes, but I don't like them interfering too much in my relationships with other people.

My story could also be called "I'm Not a Flirt, I Just Want to Give Every Pokemon a Home," "I Keep Falling for Someone New, and I'm Always 'Overthinking' and Worrying About Losing Them," "LOL, My Personality Sucks, But My Pokemon's Personalities Are Even Worse, Which Makes Me Look Great by Comparison," and "Yeah, Yeah, I Have Emotional Issues. I Love Pokemon, but I Only Realize It After I Get Depressed."

#I didn't want to be a trainer, so I became the Love Islander (literally)#

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This story contains: [Battles] [Romance (unrequited Pokemon crushes (not really))] [Character growth] [Love triangles (mainly among the Pokemon)] [Time travel] [Secret identities] [Schrodinger's Dog (I think of you as a brother, but you want to be my dad)] [Horror (mainly dark comedy)] [Shenanigans] [The protagonist beating up and mocking the villains].

The story's original settings include: [Allowing two abilities] [Mega Evolutions can have hidden abilities], and other details explained in various tips.

Written in first person. The protagonist is a melancholic, aloof beauty. The main plot follows the games, but blends in the games and manga, and includes interactions with heroines from the TV series and Generations after she travels there.

Due to the need to survive, some horror scenes that wouldn't pass review will be replaced with [anthropomorphic Pokemon] scenes. Note that the first anthropomorphic character is Slowking, not a popular character :)

The game protagonists and rivals who appear in the story's arcs, including the male protagonist and Blue, are my own characters, regardless of their roles. They're based on their encyclopedia descriptions and manga personalities, but are essentially OCs.

A very long novel, starting at a million words. Truly, it'll be me and the author competing to see who lives longer.

Theme: Love and peace