[Moist, Sinister Evil God Husband x Corrupted Righteous Path Senior Sister]
Su Xi would rather die than let a transmigrated woman turn her into a public cultivation furnace, so she blew herself up. After her death, horror games invaded the cultivation world.
She was reborn as a pig-slaughtering butcher and married a scholar who couldn't even hurt a chicken.
She and her husband were deeply in love. He took a childbearing pill for her, carried their child for ten months, and gave birth to two daughters.
But ordinary days always bring surprises.
The eldest daughter can crush a pair of birth scissors with her bare hands, while the younger one's cries make the earth shake!
Strange pigs and strange cultivators keep barging into her home.
They insist her husband is an instance's evil god, but what is an instance?
She looked at her husband, who had just slaughtered a whole group of cultivators. His gaze was still gentle as he said, "My wife's bloodline is extraordinary. Even I and the children have benefited from it and set foot on the path to immortality."
Su Xi thought that cultivators really were all awful. How could they slander her gentle husband by calling him an evil god?
---A Butcher's Daily Life---
Being reborn gave Su Xi a cultivation-furnace constitution. Worried that Shui Yunzhou was indulging himself too much and might hurt his health, she said she was too tired to keep going.
After they were done, Shui Yunzhou sharpened his knife and turned toward the group of cultivators locked in the pigsty.
"I'll slaughter a pig for my wife to help her regain her strength. Which one would you like to eat today?"
There weren't any pigs in the yard! They were all cultivators dragged into a bizarre pocket world!
Su Xi pointed at the red-spotted "sow" and smiled. "That one, then~"
The transmigrated woman who had been turned into a pig by the instance: "Su Xi! How dare you!"
Su Xi looked at the red-spotted "pig" squealing away and found it irritating.
"Husband, chop it up now."
(Blurb written in June 2022)
Pre-collection: The Breakup Cooldown Period: My Online Dating Match Is My Boyfriend's Older Brother
Qi Yin posted on a certain website, asking for help:
[Help! I'm in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend, and we argue all the time. But I need emotional support, so I started dating someone online. We've seen everything about each other except our faces. My boyfriend came back to the country, so I broke things off with my online partner unilaterally.
Now here's the problem: I found out that my boyfriend's CEO older brother is my online partner! I love my boyfriend and don't want him to know how wild I've been in private... He thinks I'm so pure. What do I do? Aaaah!]
A commenter replied, "You'd better be making this up to get followers."
Z: "The capital markets only recognize the optimal solution. Choose the older brother, and you'll win in both your career and your love life."
After Qi Yin's post went up, the comments were full of people cursing her out. Only one user, called "Z," seriously offered her advice.
She immediately sent him a private message and listened carefully.
Z: "Your boyfriend's older brother is part of the group's controlling circle, so he's a quality asset. Your boyfriend depends on his brother's favor to make a living, which means his risk exposure is far too high. Clinging to your pure-girl image is what finance calls an invalid valuation anchor. If your brother-in-law retaliates against you two, you'll end up married with children, living off scraps, and dealing with a complete mess."
Qi Yin thought he made a lot of sense.
*
Chi Jingxu looked down on his younger brother's girlfriend, Qi Yin, because of her background. He arranged for his brother to go abroad, breaking the couple up.
Then he learned he was merely a supporting male character in a novel, a malicious man with ruthless methods, a thoroughly scheming villain.
Him: ? Who's a scheming villain? Fine. Maybe he should switch to a sweet-romance persona?
He discovered that Qi Yin had switched to an alternate account to post online, but kept the same profile picture.
So he used an alternate account too, and seriously gave her terrible advice.
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Theme: Stay positive and sunny, and keep striving forward
Two Kids Have Arrived, and Their Birth Dad Is Our Archenemy!
What?! My Childhood Nemesis Turned into a Polar Bear! (Extra)
My Online-Dating Tycoon Is My Ex's Big Brother! Goodbye, I'm Going to the Countryside to Sell Goods!
A Pitiful Little Spacefarer Wanders into a Cultivation Livestream Group
Four Evil Gods Want to Marry Me?!
The Supporting Actress Focuses on Getting Rich in the Harem
After Marrying the Evil God, I Cultivate Immortality Through Criminal Law
The Engagement-Breaking Villainess Falls into the Villain's Lair
I Became the Little Junior Sister Sent as a Substitute Bride to the Villainous Antagonists
The Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Supporting Actress Gets Rich by Doing Nothing
I Brought the Imperial Family to the Modern World
Forced to Pursue the Nation's Most Powerful Man
Maybe my aesthetics are a little different. The emotional lines of the male and female protagonists naturally have their own attractions. But after seeing this, I think the relationship between a man and a woman is more interesting. There are many twists and turns. [Rice Dog] was originally deceived because he was a scumbag, but in the end, the mantis stalked the cicada and the oriole behind. ; I thought the female partner was a pure tool, but it turned out that the male partner seemed to have some real feelings; I thought the female partner looked away and no longer trusted the male partner, and she started to criticize her again. Based on my shallow personal experience, I think this way the two of them seem to have some emotional foundation 🐶
I skipped through some and I was like, what the hell? The heroine was guilty of many crimes in her previous life and held the most important weapon in the world, yet she is so naive [oh oh oh] Even if the heroine was not killed in her previous life and succeeded in handing over the golden finger to the country, I don't think there will be a happy ending. When the heroine develops this golden finger, the first thing she needs to do is to practice quickly, become a big boss, and be able to dominate a party, and then she can consider becoming a savior. They don't have the force to suppress one side, and they don't have the wisdom to plan people's hearts. They easily show off their heavy weapons to others. They really deserve to end up like this. They just pity the ordinary people in the two worlds. What a disaster they have caused by this small team [touching head] Moreover, the heroine's backup plan is also very ridiculous. It took Qian'er eight hundred years to exert her power. The victims have been dead for who knows how long. The world of cultivation has also been invaded by horror games. It is a disaster to return the son of Heaven. Heaven is blessed to have such a parent and child [Three Flower Cat Head]
I'm so excited to finish it. It's still a pleasure to read the finished article.
Let's do some more extras ~ 🤩
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It's actually over
There are too many reversals. To be honest, I feel like I can't get it right.
"New appointment," is a big bug for the author~ trust
Dear, please don't ask for leave.
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