After Marrying the Evil God, I Cultivate Immortality Through Criminal Law

[New books: Four Evil Gods Want to Marry Me!? and The Little Nobody Becomes a Top-Tier Star in the Cultivation World. Visit my bookshelf to save them!] After Xie Xi transmigrates into a book, she gets the script of a tragic romance: the male lead is going to take her golden core and cut out her heart and liver, and she even develops Stockholm syndrome. “Don’t be afraid, Host. You have me!” the Criminal Law System says with heartfelt sincerity. “Learn the law and change your fate. Spread legal knowledge and ascend to immortality!” Xie Xi: ...What a weird golden finger. I refuse. I don’t want it. When the male lead imprisons Xie Xi to take her golden core for his beloved junior sister, his white moonlight... System: “Please form a hand seal and repeat after me: Unlawful imprisonment deprives another person of their freedom, and is punishable by up to three years...” She repeats the words, and in an instant the earth shakes, wild vines surge, and the disciples of the immortal sect drop their weapons and flee. When the original male lead tries to kill Xie Xi to prove his Dao, she raises the banner of legal studies in the demon realm and loudly lectures everyone on the law. Thunder rumbles, seawater floods inland, and the disciples of the immortal sect fall gravely wounded! Original male lead: “?” Sect Alliance leaders: “??” Xie Xi: “!!!” “I was so foolish and blind! Friends, learning the law is incredibly useful!” * To avoid becoming the heroine of a tragic romance, Xie Xi marries the Demon Venerable instead. But this evil god is impossible to track down, so she picks up a pretty boy as a diversion. To keep him happy, Xie Xi spends her days making promises she has no intention of keeping: “Once I outlive the big demon, I’ll make you the Demon Empress.” “That Demon Venerable isn’t scary at all. I could give him a whole green prairie, and he wouldn’t dare complain!” Xie Xi wants to teach the law throughout the demon realm, so all the demons can study with her and she can win the System’s grand prizes of heavenly treasures! The next day, the pretty boy tells her that many Golden Core-stage demons outside have heard of her and want to become her disciples and study the law to revitalize the demon realm! Xie Xi: “???” After that, the great demons go wild with studying. They hang from the rafters by their hair and stab their thighs with awls, as if failing their studies would mean certain death. The demons glance at the sinister smile of the “pretty boy” Demon Venerable, Wu Kun, standing behind her, and tremble. “If you don’t study the law properly, you really will die!” Before long, the pretty boy reveals himself as the Demon Venerable. Wielding his demon sword, he lays the underworld to waste; severs the original male lead’s spiritual roots and bones; gouges out the eyes of the immortal sect’s leader and throws him into a rock prison. Standing atop a pile of corpses, dressed in red as vivid as blood, it is impossible to tell whether the color comes from the blood or his clothes. He hides his murderous intent behind a breathtaking smile. “There’s something I don’t understand, my wife. What did you mean by ‘a whole green prairie’?” Xie Xi’s legs give way: “...” “Help! I badmouthed a mad demon behind his back, and now I’m getting my comeuppance!” “The handsome guy I was flirting with was actually an alt account of my unhinged demon husband!” P.S. 1. Silly, sweet romance, with lots of author-invented settings. [Posted on April 1, 2021] - [New book pre-release 1: Four Evil Gods Want to Marry Me!?] Nan Zhu has transmigrated for twenty years, yet she is still an unknown, mediocre cultivator. The book’s biggest villain, the Demon Venerable Dong Xingzhou, massacres her sect. Nan Zhu fails to escape and decides to lie flat. If she dies, she can return to the modern world. But she never expected Dong Xingzhou to be struck by heavenly lightning and lose his memories, mistakenly believing he was a male empress who had transmigrated from a story about a matriarchal society. Dong Xingzhou gazes at Nan Zhu and drops to his knees. “Your Majesty, I was too late to save you.” Nan Zhu stares at Dong Xingzhou: “...??” What the hell do you mean, “I”? She thinks she’s finally been handed the heroine’s script, only to discover that three other evil gods have also been struck by heavenly lightning, and have all found her: The lovesick Ghost Emperor Xie Lingquan, the fallen Sword Sect’s young master Chi Buyue, and the Sea Demon Prince Gui Chi. The four great evil gods are gathered in one place. Xie Lingquan: “Your Majesty, Dong Xingzhou looks at me as if he wants to eat me. I’m so scared.” Nan Zhu watches the lovesick Ghost Emperor approach her: “...” She’s the one who’s scared! Chi Buyue: “Your Majesty, it’s been a long time since you watched me practice my swordsmanship. Have you grown tired of me?” Nan Zhu looks at the fallen young master of the Sword Sect: “...” Damn it, every swing of your sword splits the mountains and earth. Who would dare watch? Gui Chi: “Your Majesty, why won’t you eat the fish I caught for you? Is it not to your taste?” Nan Zhu looks at the Golden Core-stage pufferfish demon caught by Gui Chi, the sea king: “...” I suspect you’re trying to usurp the throne! No, wait, you’re trying to kill me as a sacrifice to the sea! Nan Zhu glances at Dong Xingzhou, who has behaved himself all along and even been considerate: “!” Sob, being well-behaved, thoughtful, and reasonable really does depend on who you’re standing next to! Dong Xingzhou gives her a bone ring containing the heads of the twenty demon cultivators who had hit on her! Nan Zhu rolls her eyes: “!!” Damn it! Not one of them is any good! [New book pre-release 2: The Little Nobody from the Stars Accidentally Joins a Cultivation Livestream Group] Mu Fu is kicked off Blue Water Star because she fails to awaken an ability. The garbage planet is overrun by alien beasts, short on food, and rife with plague. It also suffers floods and earthquakes. Her companions all die to the claws of alien beasts or in devastating natural disasters. She has no grand ambitions; she just wants to survive. Mu Fu accidentally joins a [Cultivation World Livestream Group]. The people in it are strange. They need their fans’ faith to increase their cultivation and ascend to immortality. A good-for-nothing from the Sword Sect livestreams himself flying on a sword. “So what if I can fly a thousand miles on my sword? I’m still just a good-for-nothing who can only fly on a sword! Nobody’s going to watch my livestream.” Mu Fu casually sends a huge spaceship gift. “I just read out a spell and now I can fly on a shield! I don’t have to save up for a flying vehicle anymore! QAQ...” The Sword Sect good-for-nothing gains 1,000 cultivation points. A little flower spirit is being bullied online for failing to grow demon flowers on her livestream. “Why can I only grow corn, and not those demon flowers brimming with demonic energy? I deserve all the abuse I get. Growing corn is useless!” Mu Fu immediately sends a huge rocket. “I just followed your tutorial and grew baby corn! It’s delicious! Growing corn is useful!” The little flower spirit gains 5,000 cultivation points. A nine-tailed fox from the Fox Clan livestreams her bewitching art. It doesn’t work on humans, but it does make a dog fall at her feet. “As a nine-tailed fox, I can’t bewitch humans and can only seduce a dog. I might as well die.” Mu Fu immediately sends ten rocket launchers. “Big Sister, don’t do anything rash! I was just chased by a pack of alien beasts, but I used your bewitching art on them and escaped! I was so scared!” The nine-tailed fox gains 10,000 cultivation points. Mu Fu discovers that she can buy expensive gifts in the livestream group for very little money. She becomes the livestream room’s most lavish benefactor! Before long, the federal space station discovers that an oasis has suddenly appeared on the garbage planet, where the most ferocious alien beasts in the galaxy are farming rice paddies? And a young girl is striding around in an orchard of fruit trees on a flying sword. The Federation: “???” [Click into my bookshelf to save three new books!] Theme: The light of the righteous path shines across the land of the demon realm.