A Straight-Laced Guy Picks Up an Amnesiac Big Shot

[The original idea wasn't inspiring me, so I changed it. If that bothers you, feel free to remove it from your reading list, babies. orz]

Qi Zhijian is a golden phoenix who flew out of a remote mountain village. But after graduating and moving to the big city, he wasn't looking for a good job. He was dead set on taking shortcuts and striking it rich, an out-and-out gold digger.

The big city was dazzling and full of opportunities, but it was expensive too. In less than a month, Qi Zhijian had spent all his money, and he still hadn't found a target.

Just as he was completely broke, he happened upon an unconscious man.

Qi Zhijian's sharp eyes took in the man's expensive clothes, shoes, and watch. Everything about him was expensive, including his refined, wealthy-looking face. Delighted, Qi Zhijian thought, This has to be a rich guy!

He was straight, but a gold digger was a gold digger. If he wanted to strike it rich, he had to go for it!

Qi Zhijian took the man home and cared for him. The good news: the handsome guy woke up. The bad news: he had amnesia.

Annoyed, Qi Zhijian thought, Wasn't all that effort for nothing? But when he met the man's bewildered eyes, an idea struck him. Amnesia was great! He could make up whatever identity he wanted for the guy.

So when the handsome man asked who he was, Qi Zhijian grabbed his hand and said sweetly, “Honey, I'm your boyfriend. How could you forget me? As punishment, transfer ten thousand yuan to me right now!”

*

A rich man with amnesia was still a rich man. The other guy believed him, and Qi Zhijian got his wish: he moved into a mansion.

The more time they spent together, the more Qi Zhijian realized that the man he'd picked up had a prestigious background and an unpredictable temper, but was incredibly generous. At first, Qi Zhijian had been nervous about scamming him for money. As his nest egg grew day by day, he got bolder, and his spoiled nature gradually came out.

All day long, it was either, “Honey, buy me this!”

Or, “Honey, I've got my eye on that too!”

But pretending to be his boyfriend meant getting physically close, and Qi Zhijian was straight. How could a straight guy kiss another man?

But with money dangling in front of him, he gritted his teeth and went for it.

Qi Zhijian kissed the man, turned pale, then turned his head and nearly threw up.

The man grabbed his chin hard, his expression dark. “What?”

With tears in his eyes, Qi Zhijian looked up at him pitifully. “Honey, you're so intense. Your tongue went in so deep, I couldn't breathe.”

The man said, “Then practice more.”

Qi Zhijian: “...Waaah.”

For the sake of money, he put up with it.

#This time, you have to strike it rich!#

*

Lin Zhang was the winner in his family's fierce succession battle among nine sons. Ruthless in his methods, he sent his last rival to prison, only to fall victim to a trap his eldest brother had set in motion. An accident left him unconscious, and when he woke up, he had amnesia.

When his memories returned, Lin Zhang found himself in a luxury goods store. His unexpected young boyfriend was smugly ordering the sales assistant around: “This one, this one, and this one. Wrap them all up!”

Then he turned and threw himself into Lin Zhang's arms, eyes shining as he asked sweetly, “Honey, you'll buy these for me, right?”

Lin Zhang smiled. “Of course, my darling.”

Heh.

[A sweet, money-minded, straight gold-digger bottom × a rich, volatile, controlling top]

P.S.:

1. Screenshot archived on 26/10/28

Theme: Treat others with sincerity, and win their trust through honesty.