[One Piece] Diary of Winning Over the Four Emperors

They're going after the Four Emperors, and so am I.

They're going after one person, while I'm going after four.

Why did it turn out like this?! I throw my head back and howl.

For Shanks, I become a lone girl kidnapped by evil pirates.

"Captain Red Hair, please let me come along. Take me to a safe island!"

For Big Mom, I hone my cooking skills and disguise myself as the last prince of the Beastfolk Kingdom.

"My queen, please allow me to propose to you. I'm willing to stay on the island and bake cakes for you for the rest of my life."

For Whitebeard, I transform into a stunning little nurse.

"Lord Whitebeard, leave your health in my hands, okay?"

But before I could go after Kaido, my disguise was suddenly exposed.

Shanks: "Wasn't Lorin supposed to be completely helpless? Why was she fighting the Marines at Marineford?"

What do you mean, what?! Didn't you refuse my proposal no matter what, leave me behind in the village, and run off?

Big Mom: "Lorin, where's my cake?"

You're wearing the ring I bought you at great expense... but the progress bar still says 30%. You don't love me at all, you just want my cooking skills, you jerk!

Whitebeard: "...Who were you again?"

Unbelievable, you still don't even remember my name.

Kaido: "Does this have anything to do with me?"

No, you haven't appeared yet. Stand aside for now...

Theme: Hold fast to love and justice