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[The blurb for my upcoming new story is at the very bottom. Scroll down to have a look, mwah.]
Celestial Master Xie Nong was bound to a System and forced to join a variety show to win over a top-tier star. The whole internet mocked him for his past scandals, but by chance, he and the icy Pei Shizhao became a hilarious comedy duo.
The first night of the show.
To win over the top-tier star, Xie Nong kindly picked out a seafood feast for him.
Pei Shizhao (coldly): "...I'm allergic to seafood."
Xie Nong (wiping his mouth): "...What a shame."
To earn favor points, he took an unconventional approach during the acting competition.
Pei Shizhao (silent) (favorability +2).
Xie Nong (contorting) (shocked): Hey, man, don't tell me you've been head over heels for me all along?
During the gift exchange, Xie Nong presented him with an ancestral spirit pendant.
Pei Shizhao (overwhelmed by the pendant's effects) (faints).
Xie Nong (catching Pei Shizhao's body) (nearly suffocating): Can someone fucking come save me... Damn it!
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The audience gradually realized that Xie Nong was both good-looking and highly capable, and that he and Pei Shizhao were a better match by the day. They shot to fame as the internet's new top-tier CP.
Xie Nong discovered a vengeful spirit clinging to Pei Shizhao and used his Celestial Master abilities to gradually dispel it. He never expected Pei Shizhao to cling to him in turn, successfully win him over, and move in with him, sending his favorability soaring to 999.
Later, after filming for one episode wrapped, Xie Nong livestreamed as he dispelled the vengeful spirit on Pei Shizhao. The whole internet spotted Pei Shizhao's figure appearing and disappearing in the livestream, and flooded the comments with questions. Xie Nong said lazily, "-Teacher Pei? His back hurts."
Viewers across the internet: Is that something you can say?!
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Please add my upcoming stories to your collection, and look forward to reading them:
1. "Mute": An old-school, angsty and bittersweet romance, completed.
2. "Reborn, I Spend Every Day Hiding My Secret Identity": Xianxia, reunited lovers, wolfish gong.
3. "The Little Blind Man's Substitute Marriage": Fox boyfriend with maxed-out boyfriend appeal as the gong.
Theme: People can overcome fate. Strive to improve yourself.
The Frail Young Master's Slave
After the Little Blind Man's Substitute Marriage
I Wooed the Top-Ranked Player and Crashed and Burned [Online Game]
The Self-Cultivation of an Idiot [ABO]
Out of Control
Reborn, I Spend Every Day Hiding My Secret Identity
The Mute
After a Laid-Back Soul Became the Sword Immortal of the Three Realms
There's No Love in Esports
Is the Heavenly Master afraid of haunted houses? So weird, a bit ooc
Throw flowers! Congratulations on the completion! Read it all in one go!!!
I think this heartbeat value measures the heroine's heartbeat value, not the male protagonist's. The male protagonist should have a full level of favorability from the beginning (estimate)
Why is the Heavenly Master afraid of ghosts...
I quit and took a look. The label of this book is from ancient times to modern times. Take a blind guess! The male protagonist and the female protagonist liked each other in their previous life, but they were forced to fall apart due to some force majeure. (The male protagonist's identity is most likely the prince) The male protagonist still retains his memory, but the female protagonist has forgotten everything. I even suspect that this system was created by the male protagonist himself.
Ah ha
It looks great. The author please update me.
Hahaha, I can keep eating, it's so funny
I don't understand why the Heavenly Master is afraid of ghosts
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