After a Laid-Back Soul Became the Sword Immortal of the Three Realms

[My new story, The Mute, is complete. Just open my collection to find it. Mwah~-3-] Blurb: Xie Duanxue woke up one day to find himself the owner of three swords. Wherever he went, he had to bring them along. The celebrated Sword Pavilion master and the number one sword immortal in the Three Realms, Xie Duanxue, had this to say: Ptooey! They're just three impossible old ancestors. The first sword, Xuezhuang, was caustic and sharp-tongued. The second, Zhuxian, was overbearing and narcissistic. Only the third, Hequan, was silent and taciturn, just like a mute. * One night, Xie Duanxue was kissed awake while still half asleep, and played a little guessing game with the three swords. Xie Duanxue: Let's see which esteemed guest has been so presumptuous. Don't be shy, come on and admit it. Xuezhuang: Wash that filthy face of yours before you talk to me. Zhuxian: In matters of love, it's you who has improper designs on me. Hequan: . Xie Duanxue grabbed the seemingly withdrawn Hequan and made him take the blame. "It's you." Hequan: ...Yes. But you need to keep your voice down. Blurb 2: A sword immortal appears out of nowhere, stirring the ambitions of famous sects and cultivators across the land. They try to get their hands on the three swords, hoping to avoid repeating the fate of the cultivation world from a century ago. But before they can even approach the sword immortal, the three swords draw with murderous intent, cutting down all those with hidden schemes beneath their brilliant, snowy swordlight. All Xie Duanxue wants is to lie flat, so he points at them and says: Didn't you know? I can sweep through the entire cultivation world with just these three swords! Reading guide: 1. A loyal, black-hearted, jealous top x a beautiful bottom who wants to laze around and live off others, but can't 2. The top is the combined soul fragments of the three swords 3. Contains mild angst and a melodramatic love quadrangle. Everything in the earlier chapters is setup, and it'll all be explained later~ Theme: Oppose unhealthy rat races in the cultivation world and promote a positive, harmonious life.