While reading transmigration novels, Lu Lingling often thought:
At twenty, she had the body of a sixty-year-old, the finances of a five-year-old, the emotional regulation of a three-year-old, and the clear mind of a baby. After years of online classes, even her remaining social skills had deteriorated into “ba ba ba.”
If she transmigrated into ancient times, where everyone had eight hundred tricks up their sleeves, wouldn’t she get killed off in minutes?
And then she transmigrated into an ancient political intrigue novel. :)
What’s more, the characters in the book could see the message bubbles above her head, where she chatted with the System and commented on the plot.
So while everyone else was troubled by love,
Third Miss Lu: [I’m more tired than a dog getting up at dawn]
While everyone else was busy plotting and scheming,
Third Miss Lu: [MO?]
When the Sixth Prince proposed to her in front of everyone at a royal banquet, and she learned he was a sickly, doomed supporting character, Lu Ling thought
[LOL, nobody seriously thinks a hardcore introvert who’s spent three years in online classes has the guts to refuse a marriage proposal in public, right? :)]
She’d long since forgotten all the classical Chinese she’d learned, so she couldn’t even understand the imperial edict granting the marriage. She only vaguely heard a chorus of sighs.
“Poor Third Miss Lu. The Sixth Prince doesn’t have long to live. Won’t she be left alone in an empty room? Then she’ll have to mourn him for years without leaving the estate… She’ll live in luxury all her life, but die alone…”
Then the noble ladies saw the messages above Lu Ling’s head:
[Alone in an empty room, no need to go out, wealth and luxury, a happy retirement?]
[Has this immense fortune finally fallen into my lap, Lu Lingling? o(*////▽////*)o]
The noble ladies: “Well, that’s a new way of looking at it…”
The only thing Lu Ling felt a little guilty about was that in her previous life, she had a boyfriend she was in the middle of breaking up with. Would marrying now count as cheating? QAQ
*
One night, Lu Ling didn’t hear the person beside her breathe his last. Hiding under the covers, she used the System to chat online with another “fellow transmigrator.”
[Day 33 of hoping to become a happy widow]
Her “fellow transmigrator” didn’t reply. Instead, the person lying beside her said faintly, “Lu Lingling, you couldn’t break up with me, so now you want me dead?”
Lu Ling: My ex-boyfriend is my fellow transmigrator?
Her ex, the Sixth Prince: “Dummy. How else did you think you survived past the first chapter?”
Reader’s guide:
Both leads transmigrate.
A silly, beautiful, socially anxious heroine. She really is silly, but she’s lucky enough to have someone dote on her.
Inside the heroine’s head: gossip, watching the show, spending money, enjoying life, pretty girls cuddling up… handsome guys cuddling up… The Sixth Prince won’t let her. Strike that!
Upcoming novel: “Who Doesn’t Like a Green Tea?!” A delicate, green-tea younger brother × a cool, aloof older sister
Yu Man had never understood why men liked delicate, innocent green-tea girls.
Even her boyfriend of three years had fallen for one.
Until the day she went to the hospital alone for an IV drip despite having a fever of 39 degrees Celsius, Yu Man received a call from her boyfriend, breaking up with her.
“I’m sorry, Yu Man. She needs me more than you do.”
Yu Man returned home after her IV drip.
Just then, the neighbor’s door opened, revealing a fair, youthful-looking face.
The young man wore soft, pale blue loungewear. Still sleepy, he held out a bowl of steaming porridge.
He looked at Yu Man with concern and sadness in his eyes.
He said
“How could your boyfriend let you go to the hospital alone when you’re sick?”
“I made this porridge all afternoon. I don’t mean anything by it. I just want you to get better soon.”
“If it were me, I’d take good care of you.”
Yu Man calmly opened the door behind her and beckoned with a finger.
She said, “Less talk. Come in. I’ll give you a chance.”
*
That day, Yu Man finally understood.
A green-tea sweetheart who spends every day fighting for your attention and whose tiny walnut-sized brain is filled with thoughts of you.
Someone who’ll make sure you never have to lift a finger and will treat you like a little royal.
Who wouldn’t like that?! :D
Theme: Everyone shines in their own way.
Guessing the plot, Lao Liu should be an aborigine. He traveled to modern times when he was about to die (probably wearing the system), and got close to Lingling. Afterwards, he was told that he had to go back to ancient times, so he told Lingling that he had forgotten him (perhaps he gave Lingling some medicine from the system). As a result, the undead spirit was also worn in a car accident (it seemed to be a car accident?)
Oh my god, science students haven't been divided into liberal arts and science since elementary school! Yang Wanli: stare. Jpg
"Oh, that's not because of that, because he likes you."
Hahahahaha, second brother, don't think too strangely.
Why don't the heroine tell her that she was her boyfriend in her previous life?
Ouch, I hope Xiao Xie can meet a very good girl in the future.
Ah?? Maybe I am too narrow-minded. If my family and friends treat me like this, then I choose to have no family and friends.
No, the heroine doesn't remember this either?
Alas... The heroine is so pitiful...
Will the male protagonist travel to the female protagonist's world, and end up traveling to this world again with the female protagonist?