CM: FBI Miss, Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed Again Today?

I, Ililfua Hill, have a brother named Lovis Hill.

I'm an orphan. Well, not quite.

That's not the only ridiculous thing. My brother and I have ridiculous jobs, too.

We're BAU agents in the FBI. Yes, that Behavioral Analysis Unit.

I don't really understand why there are serial killers and perverts everywhere, every single day.

And why is it that whenever those criminals try to escape, they all run straight toward me?

Do I look like an easy target?

Lovis: Honestly, take a look in the mirror. With your face, who would think you're secretly a ruthless mastermind? And a thoroughly ruthless one at that.

This all-around FBI agent handles everything from logistics to arrests, and hacking to frontline action. She can do it all.

Well, except for the time she got too angry and accidentally smashed a computer. Hahaha.

Ililfua: I didn't! It wasn't me! I didn't smash it! It broke all by itself!

Lovis: Right, mhm, sure. You definitely didn't smash it.

[Content warnings]

1. The author is hopeless. The cases have no logic, and I just make things up as I go.

2. This is a goofy, cute story focused on family, with no romance. I just want to write about a brother and sister.

3. A wonderfully impulsive older brother and a short-tempered, adorable younger sister who's secretly ruthless. They are not romantically involved!!!!

Theme: I'm going to build a civilized society!