[Multi-Fandom] Miss Grindelwald Is Ruthless and Never Holds Her Tongue

I've read so many Magic Awakened fanfics, and I feel like I could write one better myself.

I'm in a reading slump, sob sob.

Harry Potter at first, Marvel later (with a little DC).

The Harry Potter part includes a guide to the romance of the Marauders' era, featuring Grindelwald and Dumbledore; James's 18 ways to win Lily back; and Irina's many creative ways to get herself killed.

The Marvel part includes Professor X and Magneto's guide to getting remarried, JARVIS's many ways of giving compliments, and daily check-ins in Gotham to pick fights with Batman.

And of course, there'll be a bunch of adorable Avengers.

Serious blurb:

"My goal is:"

"Severus still glowers as he takes points from Gryffindor."

"Cedric smiles and waves to Cho Chang."

"Hedwig flaps down onto Harry's shoulder."

"George and Fred prank this year's first-years."

"Remus and Tonks sit on the sofa, making Teddy laugh."

"Sirius turns into a dog and romps around with James."

"Kreacher happily goes to bring Regulus his dinner."

"Colin raises his camera to take Harry's picture."

"Lily is still standing beside Severus, smiling brightly."

"Grindelwald strides toward Dumbledore."

"Tony complains in the lab that JARVIS has docked his doughnuts again."

"Brooklyn's golden boy shares plums with Bucky."

"Natasha wears a bikini and sunbathes on the beach with Dr. Banner."

"Hawkeye sits on the sofa watching a movie with his family, enjoying a peaceful life with a son and a daughter."

"Spider-Man sits at home, staring at the pie Aunt May made, lost in thought with Uncle Ben."

"Thor plays around with Loki in Asgard (meaning Loki is messing with his big brother)."

"Wanda and Quicksilver are always dashing between the X-Men and the Avengers to lend a hand."

"Stephen Strange picks up a scalpel, then realizes being a sorcerer might be a better career."

"Professor X gets up, grabs the chessboard, and runs straight to Magneto."

"Jean Grey and Scott sit in the shade of the trees and read together."

And Newt? He's always standing off to the side, getting hit with questions like: Do you think Dumbledore will mourn you? Do you think my daughter will mourn you?

Newt: Thanks for asking. I'm already on my way to mourning myself.

Excerpt:

Looking at Harry, standing with an innocent expression beside Ron Weasley, Irina feels her chest hurt with anger.

Irina: Nice. You flew a car to school.

Irina: Emma, my chest hurts! Severus, help! I need some fast-acting heart pills!

Watching the History of Magic professor and Professor Snape pull out fast-acting heart pills in perfect unison and swallow them, Harry falls into a strange silence.

Theme: Maca Paca says, long live slacking off!