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Shen Jingque pierced it into an extraordinary canary egg, which was white, fat, round, and extremely cute.
He has a gentle, handsome, and rich male master who always takes care of him in his warm hands.
This man is good at everything except trying to teach him to sing.
Shen Jingque didn't bother to speak. His ideal was not to be a canary, but to fly freely!
Huo Yunyan patiently raised a canary and taught it not to sing for two years. He thought the bird was mentally retarded.
Until one day he forgot to close the screen window, and the mentally retarded bird said goodbye to him when he flew out.
Huo Yunyan: "..."
Find it! Dig three feet into the ground to find it for him! Baked! ! !
Shen Jingque, who was brave enough to fly out, raised his claws and looked at the locator on his ankle, and found that something was wrong.
Before Huo Yunyan stripped him naked and roasted him, he thought of three ways to escape.
A: Find the firefighter uncle.
B: Put down your body and sing to Huo Yunyan.
C: Feel confident and continue to be Huo Yunyan's father!
Shen Jingque chose C without hesitation.
The copy was published on, 2022/6/4
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Ai Chiyu is a short-legged orange cat in the world of immortality. He has picked up a disciple with excellent bones and is sure to become a great person in the future.
After twenty years of companionship, Ai Chiyu and the Three-Legged Cat have taught each other all the kung fu they have, and he can no longer hold back any new techniques!
I can only say to my apprentice with tears in my eyes: "Fool, my fate with you is over. Goodbye."
The apprentice begged and begged, but was still cruelly abandoned. In sadness, he went to practice the ruthless way, and achieved great success a hundred years later.
When they met again, Ai was still doing well as a fish, and his former apprentice had already become the aloof Taoist Xuantan.
The man's eyes were world-weary and cold: "Didn't your new apprentice take good care of you?"
It looked like Master was so thin that he hadn't eaten for half a quarter of an hour (seven and a half minutes).
It is said that Taoist Master Xuantan has developed a humanoid weapon that can kill demons without blinking. Ai Chiyu trembles when he thinks of the past, and tries to calm down, pretending that he is not the evil cat.
In Xuantan's eyes: He still looks down on me.
From then on, Daojun Xuantan was as cold and indifferent as he was during the day, and at night he missed his master crazily, the young man who was kind to him in every possible way when he was at his lowest.
Why abandon him?
If you say he is stupid, he can change it. If you say he is bad here or there, he can change it.
The former apprentice's words awoke meow from his dream, Ai Chiyu thought, yes, find a new apprentice with mediocre qualifications to take care of him!
The master and the apprentice are messing around together!
Just when Ai Chiyu was happily holding a meeting to select disciples, the door of the main hall was kicked open by his former disciple, who came with a sword in hand and a murderous intent.
Ai Chiyu: He's here, he's here, he's here to take the cat's head from my fat neck!
Taojun Xuantan had a frosty look on his face: If you want new disciples, you can, unless you step over my corpse.
Purpose: Never be a slave!
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