Give Me the Scum!

Fa Xiao was dumped by a scumbag. Fa Xiao couldn't let go. He cried for several months and fell into depression. The straight man Bai Junyan couldn't bear it anymore and made a big plan on another day. He wants to treat others with the same treatment as others, so that even the dead scumbag can taste the feeling of being scumbag! I heard that the scumbag is very rich, has a great family background, is a CEO, has a driver, rides in a Bentley, has someone to hold an umbrella when it rains, and has someone to tailor his clothes. I heard that the scumbag is a bit handsome, and his appearance is comparable to that of an artist. Bai Junyan quickly locked the target. A few months later. The scumbag fell in love with him once he got hold of him. Then, Bai Junyan coldly dumped the person. The scumbag was shocked and asked why. Bai Junyan sneered: Because you can't do it. Bai Junyan felt happy. Tell Faxiao: Brother! I'll help you relieve your anger! ! He can remember this grudge for the rest of his life! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! I cried and complained: Wow, that bitch's character is fake, the luxury car is rented on a shared basis, the house is also rented, the academic qualifications are fake, and the identity of the CEO is fake! ! Even the Moments are purchased from Taobao! ! ! ... Huh? Bai Junyan realized something was not right. A careful cross-examination. Bai Junyan: Damn it, I flirted with the wrong person??? The one who flirted with the wrong person was extremely vindictive and had a long reflex arc:? Who do you think can't do it? - I don't know that "the world is dangerous", your noble son attacks ps: 1. The scumbag guy and the person being flirted with are two people. This is a big oolong incident. Therefore, this article is also called "Oolong Breaking into Love" 2. The protagonist's behavior is wrong, please do not imitate it! The protagonist will also suffer due hardships in the later stage. 3. The protagonist is a normal person, not a perfect dummy. You really don't want to read this article from God's perspective or black and white. Screenshot of the copy on 2021/4/26 ---- Nitrogen fixation pre-harvest "Peach Blossom Order" click on the column ~ Copywriting: [Very short, 150,000 words, opened in 22 years] The year Lin Zikui passed the imperial examination, his father arranged for him a wonderful marriage, and the girl went to the capital with her family. Three years later, his father passed away. Lin Zikui went to Beijing to take the exam. Thinking of this marriage, he took the marriage certificate to find someone. Unlike what he imagined, this girl is taller and more handsome than him, her shoulders are wider than him, and her feet are bigger than him. Lin Zikui said tactfully: "If you don't want to, I, the Lin family, will not force you to cancel this marriage. I will tear up the marriage contract and you can find a good family again." The other party lowered his head and looked at him: "Don't force it." Lin Zikui: "... Okay then." During the wedding night, Lin Zikui realized something was wrong: "Hey? Madam, why are you a man?" "I'm originally a male." After saying that, the "lady" turned over and pressed him under her. Later, Lin Zikui was selected as a tribute. On the day of the imperial examination, the young monarch sat on the dragon chair, and next to him sat the powerful regent. Lin Zikui didn't dare to raise his head and look directly at the emperor, but he heard the sound of the regent coughing so familiarly that he couldn't help but raise his head. A familiar person appeared in his blurred vision. He was trembling with fright, unable to answer a word, and finally fainted on the spot—— The regent called the imperial doctor: "When you wake up, send him to my palace." Ps: The protagonist is myopic in ancient times. He is highly myopic because of studying hard. He can only see people in front of him, which is blurry and outline-like. [It is said that Li Bai is short-sighted] Purpose: When making friends, keep your word and do not do to others what you do not want others to do to you.