□□ Shadow Guard

A secret guard who is chatty, loves to ramble, and has a ton of thoughts he keeps to himself...

I am a secret guard.

That's right, one of those secret guards from the legends: no salary, no allowance, no housing fund, no home, no insurance, no overtime pay, but working year-round without days off, with overtime being an everyday occurrence. Always on call, ready to take an arrow, a sword, or any other hidden or openly carried weapon for their master at a crucial moment. Secret guards are one of the ten most dangerous professions, according to popular vote, with a casualty rate surpassed only by the doctors in the gong's household.

A secret guard who's obviously selfish, yet always thinks he's the most loyal friend around...

To keep myself from ending up in such a miserable situation, while A Yi and I were off duty, I told him I didn't want to go to hell still a virgin, and asked to borrow his chrysanthemum to lose mine.

A Yi's reaction was to immediately float ten zhang away from me. For the next three days, he kept well away.

A San, A Si, A Wu, A Liu, A Qi, A Ba, A Jiu, and A Shi all reacted the same way.

Hey, we've worked together for so long. Surely spending every day together means we've got some kind of bond, right? I only wanted to borrow his chrysanthemum. It's such a little thing, and he wouldn't even agree. What a lousy friend!

After that, A San, A Wu, A Liu, A Ba, and A Shi all told me they wanted to borrow my chrysanthemum and lose their virginity. I firmly refused them.

I'm a man, for heaven's sake. How could I spread my legs and let another man have me? You want to use my chrysanthemum? Dream on!

A secret guard who may or may not be a naive little innocent, but is definitely adorable...

Ah, knowing someone else has it just as bad makes me feel better.

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