Ji Weimian is a good-for-nothing female cultivator who has spent ten years slacking off at the Cangyun Sect and is still only at the Foundation Establishment stage.
With her perpetually blank expression, all she does is eat, chop wood, plant vegetables, and sleep. She never speaks, and the people in her sect mock and humiliate her every day.
Then, the day before her master emerges from seclusion, the Demon Realm and the Yao Realm seize their chance to attack. She suddenly rushes out of her little hut, furiously shouting at the legendary ruthless and merciless genius Demon Venerable, who seized the throne after just ten years:
"Account thief! Give back my level-one-hundred account, you punk!!!"
Demon Venerable Zhong Beijuan: ???
It all began when Ji Weimian joined the beta test for a VR cultivation game. She created a male character in the Demon Realm faction and painstakingly leveled him up to the maximum, only to find one day that she couldn't log in! Suspecting her account had been stolen, she logged into her alt, which she'd placed in the top cultivation sect to spy on them. Who would have guessed that shortly after logging in to level up, she'd discover her main account was about to attack the sect where her alt was based?!
Unable to contain her fury, she stopped the entire assault and let her voice ring coldly throughout the Cangyun Sect:
"You bunch of dumbasses, get out of my way! He's mine! He belongs to me and me alone!" The account!
Everyone: What the heck is this?!!
The Demon Venerable himself simply stared at her, trying to shake off the familiar, intimate feeling. Then he scoffed disdainfully:
"You nameless nobody dare to speak so recklessly to me? How incredibly..."
"...self-obsessed."
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Ji Weimian and Zhong Beijuan have been both rivals and friends for years. Everyone around them thinks the two have been together forever, but in reality, they've been stuck because of one incredibly awkward reason.
One night, the two were hiding under the covers. Ji Weimian flicked her fingertip, making a tiny flame spring to life with spiritual energy. In its faint light, she spoke gravely:
"Um, maybe you were right back then. I really am self-obsessed."
Zhong Beijuan: ...
As it happens, he is too.
The male lead is the Demon Venerable.
The female and male leads are essentially counterparts from different worlds.
I love myself, so there's no love rival.
The male lead is just like the female lead, since in a sense, they're the same person.
Blurb written in May 2022
Theme: Love can break through every shackle