The NPCs Are All Going Bald from Anger at Me [Infinite]

Jian Kong is a top-tier social butterfly.

That is, until one day he enters an Infinite Flow game, and the Main God assigns him the persona of a sickly little beauty who is both blind and mute.

The viewers in the livestream chat laugh and joke, betting that this little beauty can't even speak and is sure to die from the start.

The little beauty slowly raises a whiteboard. On it, he has written: pick me!

Viewers: ???

Later, everyone watches in disbelief as the seemingly frail, sickly beauty pins a bully of a veteran player into the arms of a vengeful ghost, ties up a vicious instance boss with a bow, and auctions him off on the spot.

=口= How is this a delicate, sickly beauty? He's a weapon of mass destruction!

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Later still, someone finds the diary of the System that came with Jian Kong. It reads as follows:

I'm a counterfeit Infinite Flow game System. Here are the six great virtues of my smuggled Host, Jian Kong.

Confidence

Jian Kong: Why can't I be everyone's precious little darling at 150 years old?

Humility

Jian Kong: With one punch, I can just about manage to kill a boss.

Honesty

Jian Kong: The Main God who creates these instances is a total idiot.

Friendliness

Jian Kong: Great, there are suckers on the team again!

Reserve

Jian Kong: They all say I'm adorable, so they willingly give me their items and points!

Generosity

Jian Kong: Don't be shy! I'll share one of the vengeful ghosts chasing me with you!

1v1, shou protagonist. A scheming, unreliable liar of an gong versus a socially savvy shou who passes the buck.

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Next up: Sending My Scum Ex a Deathbed Visit

Li Ye is bound to a System that insists scum and masochist must live happily ever after.

[You are the masochistic shou. You must win back the scum gong's heart and spend your lives together, just the two of you.]

Li Ye: Sure, no problem!

First life [Mission requirement: You and the scum gong must be listed in the same household registration.]

Li Ye: Easy!

So, at twenty years old, Li Ye adopts the thirty-five-year-old scum gong as his son, fulfilling the System's wish for them to share a household registration.

Second life [Mission requirement: You must marry the scum gong and never part for the rest of your lives.]

Li Ye: Okay, no problem!

So Li Ye beats the scum gong to death, marries his memorial tablet, and inherits his tens of millions. When he keeps a young wolf-dog lover, he even remembers to bring along the memorial tablet, so the scum gong's spirit can feel involved from the sidelines.

Third life...

Fourth life...

Fifth life...

The System is dead.

Theme: Luck isn't everything