Also known as: This Romance Was Disguised as a Revenge Power Fantasy to Fool Me [Inline comments are open, so feel free to speak your minds, babies!]
Wen Zi'an accidentally transmigrated into an old-school, melodramatic wealthy-family novel.
On his very first day there, he caught his wealthy husband cheating.
His husband held his mistress in his arms and coldly told him to get lost. The mistress stood by, making snide remarks and gloating. Then his in-laws rushed in and cursed him as a jinx.
His luggage was thrown outside, and a group of people hauled him out of the mansion. But waiting for him outside were his alcoholic father, gambling-addicted mother, and lazy good-for-nothing older brother.
“Ding!” A text from the bank informed him that his card had been frozen.
His family came lunging at him, claws out, and forced him to go back and kowtow to his wealthy husband to apologize.
Wen Zi'an laughed.
So all the melodrama in this novel was dumped on him alone?
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After becoming a discarded husband, Wen Zi'an suddenly realized something.
Instead of turning all that frustration inward, it was better to go crazy and take it out on everyone else.
When the mistress came to provoke him, he smacked her across the face. When his ex stepped in to defend her, Wen Zi'an slapped him twice in one go.
When his former in-laws came to lecture him, he gave them the cold shoulder.
Every time his ex's family tried to trip him up, he made them shriek with rage and want to hang themselves.
Wen Zi'an was quite pleased.
Anyone can stir up melodrama. Just you wait, I'll cook up something huge!
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Ever since he learned to let loose, Wen Zi'an's mental state had improved considerably.
He worked out, made money, and focused on his career, turning his life around in style.
His ex's gaze grew increasingly strange. He even secretly asked Wen Zi'an to get back together, behind his mistress's back.
Wen Zi'an sneered.
You want us to be one big happy family, do you?
Once I win over your own uncle, won't we be one big, loving family too?
[Yesterday, you couldn't care less about your discarded husband. Today, you can't afford to reach your new uncle-in-law!]
[You spat on me once. Now I'll drown you in a whole basin of melodrama!]
Song Junye noticed that his timid nephew's wife had changed beyond recognition overnight.
He used to be too scared to even raise his head when he saw Song Junye. Now he dared to look him in the eye and declare that he was going to seduce him?
Excellent.
The tangled grudges of a wealthy family were already messy enough. They might as well splash on another bucket of melodrama and make things livelier at home.
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When his nephew's wife became his contract boyfriend, Song Junye made it clear to Wen Zi'an that he was only using him as a pawn to take down the Song family. He also laid down three rules.
One: Don't fall in love with me.
Two: Even if you do, don't cling to me.
Three: When the contract expires, end things immediately.
Wen Zi'an gave a faint scoff and signed his name on the contract in bold, sweeping strokes.
They reached an agreement, and Song Junye stressed that dating was out of the question. It would never happen, not in this lifetime.
Wen Zi'an's inner thoughts: Is this guy addicted to thinking he's irresistible?
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On the day the contract expired,
Song Junye accepted the contract Wen Zi'an handed him, his eyes red-rimmed, then tore it to shreds with a couple of quick rips.
He demanded hysterically, “You dare not love me? You actually dare not love me?! You want to break up with me? No way, not in this lifetime!!”
Wen Zi'an looked at the man, who seemed on the verge of tears, and could only find him baffling.
Is this guy having a psychotic break or something??
A cute, soft-looking but clever, lively, mischievous bottom VS a scheming, brooding, ultra-lovesick top who believes that if he's unhappy, everyone else should be unhappy too
P.S. The bottom is a soft, sweet, pretty little chubby guy, just a little chubby. He'll lose weight, but the top won't let him, hahaha.
They are each other's one and only, both body and soul. The melodrama never stops, but that doesn't stop them from falling in love and being sweet together.
Thesis: Life doesn't have to be a perfect run. The priority is simply to have fun.