Preview of "Ghost Fetus" - What should you do if you meet an unreliable ghost mother? It's really tiring to have a mother, Gui Bao! The introduction is at the bottom, if you are interested, please save it~
When she woke up, Lin Xi was very annoyed.
Because he turned into a cat and was hung on a tree.
If you want to become a cat, just become a cat. At least you're still alive, but he didn't expect that the kitten's life would be so difficult:
First, when I was catching a bird, I was pecked by the bird so much that the mouse ran away.
Then when I was fishing, I was almost dragged into the water by a big fish.
After that, he was chased by a mean big yellow dog and hid in a tree without daring to go down.
The wild and free-spirited Maosheng died after three days of hunger, and Lin Xi lay down.
The first step to lie down: find a shit-sweeper first!
After squatting by the pool for a day, after stalking and flirting, Lin Xi was finally taken home by the man he liked.
The second step of lying down is to make a qualified domesticated cat by stroking and hugging it!
But he didn't expect that the carefully selected shit scraper looked like a serious person on the surface, but secretly he was a severe addict to sucking cats!
Let's just say, what's so good about pink cat claws? Return the mangosteen, bah! The mangosteen is in the supermarket, not on his paw!
His belly is called a primitive bag, not a hand warmer. Don't squeeze his belly with your hands all day long!
Also, don't kittens have any right to privacy? Even when he went to the toilet, he was surrounded by crazy people, which frightened him so much that he didn't leave any psychological shadow.
It's simply unbearable!
Fortunately, things turned around, and luck came to his side after New Year's Eve.
While the shit shovel was kissing, hugging and lifting him up, Lin Xi uncontrollably transformed into a living person.
The cat has turned into a human, now it's the shit collector's turn to have psychological shadow, right?
Unexpectedly, someone looked surprised and slapped his cat ears, "It turns out that my baby is really a cat monster!"
"Meow meow meow?"
——Copywriting of the pre-collection article "Ghost Fetus"——
As a poor, weak but edible ghost fetus, Po was heartbroken for her powerful, crazy and equally edible old mother.
Daily life of ghost mother and daughter
"Mom! Open your mouth! Those are living souls, not snacks!"
Abao screamed hoarse and finally rescued the "food" from the ghost mother's mouth. While saving people, they also saved their mother and daughter from committing many sins.
Ah! She really has no choice but to be a ghost
"Mom! Stop! We are here to eat at the buffet, not to fight!"
Po was sweating profusely, and finally made his mother stop being addicted to tearing up ghosts with her hands. When you come to the Yin-Cold Evil Land, of course it is more important to inhale the Yin Qi to fill your stomach.
Ah, hey, stop fighting
"Mom! Run! That's a team building exercise for the Heavenly Masters. We can't beat it!"
Abao was trembling, why was her mother so reckless? Didn't you see that there are evocation flags, ecstasy bells, and human skin drums?
I don't know when to wait for more at this time
...
What should I do if there is such a mother on the stall, she is still waiting for others and cannot survive on her own?
I can only take my mother to study hard and make progress every day, and strive to be a good ghost with high cultivation level and be reincarnated as soon as possible.
Therefore, the ghost mother went around robbing houses (bushi), absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, saving (physical level) evil spirits, and doing chivalry to earn a little money to support herself.
After many hardships, A Bao was finally born.
The ghost fetus turns into a ghost baby, come on, we are one step closer to growing up.
Next, it's time to be reborn as a good person, Po rubbed his hands excitedly
However, what will happen if the spiritual energy dissipates, the underworld falls into chaos, and all souls cannot pass away smoothly?
A Bao looked sad and angry. Is the sky going to fall? What about tall people? Come out and hold on!
A tall guy: "Hi~ are you calling me?"
Intention: All things have animism, treat life kindly
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Ah? How could I finish them 100 times faster in the blink of an eye?