My Favorite Consort Tries to Assassinate Me Every Day

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My new story, My Little Kitty Is the Movie Emperor's Darling, is now underway. Please add it to your collection!

Blurb:

For the sake of a mansion and more ghost money than she could ever spend, Zhong Lirao, a timid little ghost who was always afraid of trouble, finally plucked up the courage to go to the human world. She infiltrated the imperial palace, planning to assassinate the emperor.

But Zhong Lirao was born a coward. She didn't dare dig out people's hearts and livers like other ghosts, nor could she bring herself to hack anyone to pieces with a knife or sword. After much thought, she decided her only option was to dress up as a ghost and scare the emperor to death.

But the emperor wasn't afraid of ghosts. When Zhong Lirao appeared before him with her hair hanging loose, he caught her and made her massage his legs all night and sing all night.

Her plan failed. Taking advice from a big tree, Zhong Lirao put some poisonous herbs in the emperor's food. Afraid they might not work, she tried a bite first. She ended up on the floor, foaming at the mouth.

The emperor: "Guards! Fetch the imperial physician!"

One plan failed, so Zhong Lirao tried another. She worked hard to become the emperor's favorite consort, clinging to him all day in the hope that he would neglect his duties, bring down the empire, and let her complete her plan.

But in the end, she was the one who slept until late morning.

When the emperor returned from court, he looked at Zhong Lirao, who still hadn't gotten up. "Silly girl, you're still asleep?"

Zhong Lirao: "Didn't you promise last night that you wouldn't attend morning court?" Oh no, her plan had fallen through again!

Wen Yuwei was the lonely victor in the battle for the throne. His parents, brothers, and sisters were all gone. Just as he was losing himself in the darkness and on the verge of madness, someone suddenly barged into his life.

Only, this person didn't seem to be very bright.

Blurb for my new story, My Little Kitty Is the Movie Emperor's Darling:

Wan Xun, a demon king of his generation, accidentally opened a portal through time and space while fighting his enemy, transmigrating to an unfamiliar world. Gravely injured, he couldn't maintain his human form, and could only wander the strange world as an animal.

Just as Wan Xun was starving and seeing spots, he suddenly spotted his enemy. He pounced to get revenge, only for his enemy to grab him by the scruff of the neck, leaving him unable to move. "Ah, let go, you bastard! Don't you dare grab this one's neck..."

Yi Lanshan was startled when an enormous, filthy white cat suddenly jumped into his car. The cat took an instant liking to him, reaching out its claws to touch him and meowing nonstop. It was pitifully cute.

Wan Xun bared his claws and teeth. "Let go of me, you bastard! I'll kill you!" Then he caught a whiff of something delicious.

His "enemy" tore open a packet of jerky and held it out to Wan Xun. "There, there. Stop meowing, and I'll give you something to eat."

Wan Xun turned his head away. "A man may be killed, but never humiliated. I absolutely will not eat your food!"

A moment later: Oh my, that's delicious...

From then on, Wan Xun swallowed his pride and lived under the same roof as his "enemy."

Yi Lanshan hadn't seen his precious pet for a whole second, and was already calling out loudly. "Little darling, where are you?"

Wan Xun was miserable. His head was almost rubbed bald. He hid under the bed, determined not to come out. He didn't want to become a bald cat.

He never imagined a face would suddenly appear, then reach out and drag him out. "Little darling, what are you doing hiding here?"

Wan Xun had finally had enough. He transformed into human form. "Touch my head again and see what happens!"

Yi Lanshan gazed at the beautiful person who had suddenly appeared in his arms, his little kitty transformed. His eyes lit up. "I'll try it and see..."

(This upcoming story is in the danmei category. If you'd like to add it to your collection, please take note!)

Theme: The best way to clear up a misunderstanding is to talk face-to-face