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Blurb:
Li Xiaoxing, an older woman in the 21st century, just wanted to laze around until she died. But she never expected to transmigrate one day and become the impoverished, good-for-nothing leader of a declining sect.
From the start, she is dumped after her fiance breaks off their engagement.
The worst part is that someone who only knows how to laze around until she dies now has to feed an entire sect!
Li Xiaoxing says, "Heavens! Are you messing with me? I don't want to follow the good-for-nothing route!"
Sure enough, she doesn't follow the good-for-nothing route. Instead, she gets bound to a farming System, which at least solves the sect's food problem.
But why did she have to go and rescue someone on the mountain?
From then on, she's either being set up or on her way to getting set up...
Cultivation levels (author's own system, with no particular logic): Body Tempering, Qi Gathering, Foundation Establishment, Brightening, Golden Core (early, middle, late stages), Nascent Soul (early, middle, late stages), Out-of-Body, Spirit Division, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence, and Ascension to Immortality.
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For a mansion and more ghost money than she could ever spend, the timid little ghost Zhongli Rao finally worked up the nerve to go to the human world and sneak into the imperial palace to assassinate the emperor.
But Zhongli Rao was born a coward. She didn't dare dig out people's hearts and livers like other ghosts, nor could she bring herself to hack anyone to pieces with a knife or sword. After thinking it over, she decided her only option was to dress up as a ghost and scare the emperor to death.
But the emperor wasn't afraid of ghosts. When Zhongli Rao showed up in front of him with her hair hanging loose, he caught her and made her massage his legs all night and sing all night.
Her plan failed. Following a big tree's advice, Zhongli Rao found some poisonous herbs and put them in the emperor's food. Worried they wouldn't work, she tried a bite first. As a result, she was the one who fell down, foaming at the mouth.
The emperor: "Guards, summon the imperial physician!"
When one plan failed, she tried another. Zhongli Rao worked hard to become the emperor's favorite consort, clinging to him all day in hopes of making him neglect state affairs and bring about the dynasty's downfall, finally fulfilling her plan.
But in the end, she was the one sleeping until the sun was high.
The emperor returned from court and looked at Zhongli Rao, who still hadn't gotten up. "Silly girl, are you still asleep?"
Zhongli Rao: "Didn't you promise me last night that you wouldn't go to morning court?" Oh no, her plan had fallen through again!
Wen Yu was the lonely victor of the battle for the throne. His parents, brothers, and sisters were all gone. Just as he was losing himself in the darkness and on the verge of madness, someone suddenly entered his life.
But was there something wrong with this person's head?
Theme: Keep living, keep holding on. There is always hope.