The Powerful Figures Who've Seen My Powers Have All Gone Mad

Currently updating My Husband Spoiled Me Rotten. The blurb is at the end.

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Blurb

My name is Qiaojing Tian. I'm an ordinary person born and raised in Yokohama. Though I have an ordinary ability that's not quite so ordinary, its effect is simply "an unlimited supply of desserts, enough to eat your fill." It's useless except for feeding a certain super-deductive detective.

With such a good-for-nothing ability, I don't deserve to live in Yokohama.

So I said goodbye to my old dad, who was raising five other kids, and resolutely set off for Tokyo to pursue my studies.

But just when I thought I'd picked an ordinary high school and could settle into a peaceful life, my ability was exposed, and all the big shots I'd met went wild, eagerly reaching out to recruit me.

A certain red-haired starter: Come to Rikkai! The tennis world needs a talent like you!

A certain purple-haired giant: Come to Yosen! The basketball world can't do without you!

A certain blond boy: Come to Ouran! You're the undisputed top host in the Host Club!

A certain white-haired teacher: Come to Jujutsu High! You'll make the jujutsu world stronger!

A certain moonlit phantom thief: Learn magic! With skills like yours, you can make it big in this business!

A certain cat, Natsume: Become a yokai! You'll definitely be the strongest!

I strongly suspect you just want to line your own pockets.

Just then, a pink-haired psychic sent me a telepathic message: Save the world. Get over here, now!

Me: My ability is so good-for-nothing. I can't even beat the other guy in a fight.

The big shots: What kind of divine ability is this? We're so jealous we're practically drooling!

Me: ???

Me: Abilities are for fighting.

The big shots, shocked: Don't waste it! Come chop me up!

Me: ???

[How to Read]

1. The blurb is in first person, while the main story is in third person.

2. 1v1, pairing with Saiki Kusuo.

3. Mostly everyday life, with some original settings.

4. If anything doesn't make sense, please discuss it rationally. Thank you.

Blurb for the next book, My Husband Spoiled Me Rotten

My surname is Saiki, and my given name is Tomoko.

I don't want to work hard anymore.

Can't be helped. My husband is a psychic.

Yes, the one you're thinking of: a man who can do anything, except handle bugs, and is practically a god of the two-dimensional world.

There's nothing in the world he can't do. If I ask him with a coffee jelly, he'll grant my wish. If one isn't enough, I'll use two.

No matter how hard I think about it, I can't figure out why such a perfect man married me.

And why is he so ridiculously good at spoiling his wife?!

When I want to cook, he takes the spatula out of my hand, saying, "Hot oil and open flames are dangerous. I'll do it." When I want to do housework, he uses his psychic powers to take care of everything, saying, "The floor's so slippery. You could fall."

He even worries that the sun will burn me when I just want to hang out the laundry!

I used to be an independent woman, but now I feel like I'm utterly useless, except for being pretty good at killing cockroaches.

This won't do! I can't go on like this!

Today, I'm going to tell Kusuo, "No!"

[Honey, I'll teleport you to see the aurora tonight.]

"I'm coming right away!"

[Wear something warm. It's cold there.]

"You got it!"

Theme: Even if your abilities are limited, keep working hard to do what you can.