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Jiang Li loved the heroine all his life, as if it were a duty he'd been born with. He didn't know why. Perhaps love simply had no reason.
Until one day, he died in a rather abrupt way.
Why abrupt? Because he swore that car had appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the road.
[Jinjiang System: Hello, Mr. Jiang. You are the 23,452nd NPC on this site to awaken. From now on, please strictly follow these principles: First, intimate behavior must not go below the neck, and kissing must not involve tongues. Second, do not use weapons or objects that are outside the bounds of the law. Third, please strictly follow the one-on-one romance rule. Fourth...]
Jiang Li: ...How many more are there?
[Jinjiang System: There are 384 more.]
Jiang Li: What happens if I break one?
[Jinjiang System: Breaking a rule will trigger the censors' punishment. If the censored-content level exceeds 80%, you will enter sleep mode again.]
Jiang Li: ...But why did I wake up in a brothel? I'm naked from the start. How am I supposed to keep things above the neck?!
[Jinjiang System: Censored-content level: 20%. Please maintain your virtue and leave this place at once.]
While Jiang Li was scrambling to find some clothes, the door opened. Though the person who came in was beautiful and had a gentle voice...
He was a man.
The man sauntered over and leaned against Jiang Li, soft as a boneless creature. “Didn't you come here to find out what I'm really like, Your Lordship?”
“How will you know if you don't feel me up?”
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Jiang Li: Help! The entire cultivation world either wants to flirt with me or get into my pants. What do I do?
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