[I've been a little busy lately, so apologies for the sporadic updates]
I transmigrated.
Youth comes with no price tag. One pull takes you straight to the snowy mountains.
I arrived in Mondstadt...
Albedo: How was your trip? Want to tell me about it?
In my head: What trip? (Panic)
Out loud: (Holding a cup and taking a sip of hot water to warm up) (Pretending to be calm) It had a few hiccups, but overall it was fine.
#How to improvise a Teyvat travel report on the spot#
I arrived in Liyue...
Fatui soldier: My lord, are you here on a mission too? I haven't received any instructions about it. Should I inform Lord [Tartaglia]?
In my head: What mission? How could I possibly have anything to do with the Fatui? Aaah, stay away from me!
Out loud: (Cold expression) (Acting mysterious) Don't inform him yet. This is a covert operation. I'll explain everything to him personally once it's over.
#How to pretend to be an undercover agent#
I arrived in Inazuma...
Yae Miko: You're finally back. You said you were going to gather material, then disappeared for a year or two. I won't approve your leave next time. Ei can't see your new work, and she's been crying and throwing a tantrum, refusing to leave the house.
Me: ...Is that for real? o.0 (Completely giving up)
#How to write a novel in seven days#
I arrived in Sumeru...
Tighnari: Welcome back. How's your thesis coming along?
In my head: What thesis...? Never mind. (Bitter smile) Another identity I didn't know I had.
Out loud: (Greeting him warmly with practiced acting) I've made some progress.
#How to finish a graduation thesis in thirty days#
Ahem, as for what happens next...
Guess why I ran from one nation to another. (Smile)
Mission 1: Become a famous Fatui Harbinger known to everyone
Mission 2: Become a bestselling author famous throughout Teyvat
Mission 3: Take down the Grand Sage, reform the Akademiya, and shock the seven nations
Snezhnaya: Lady Evelyn is incredible. At such a young age, she's earned the admiration of the Doctor, the Regrator, the Balladeer, and Lord Tartaglia.
Inazuma: What's wrong? You don't like The Tyrant Harbinger Falls for Me? That's all right. I've also got The Secret of the Dawn Winery, Please Don't, Immortal Lord, and My Fiery Wife: The Contrasting Secretary's Passionate Love. There's bound to be one you can't put down.
Sumeru: My lord, times have changed. This is the age of the Lesser Lord Kusanali. It's time you let me take your place.
[Congratulations, Evelyn. You've reached the million-follower milestone. Your return ticket has been successfully redeemed. Would you like to head to the real world now?]
Notes:
1. Slow burn, with a lengthy backstory.
2. Two female leads: Evelyn and Evelyn No. 1. No. 1 is an independent individual, and neither of them is a good person. (Take note!)
3. There are many alternate accounts, so the point of view changes. Follow the volume divisions and pay attention to them.
4. This is not a power fantasy. The exciting parts in the blurb are all fake. Living on the edge, writing ten thousand words a day behind closed doors, and the agony of laboring over a thesis are all real.
5. The pairing is undecided. It may or may not be settled later.
Theme: Life is beautiful; what matters is experiencing it
Devil's Whisper: When your Qiqi can resurrect teammates immediately, but you never see her again after a certain day...
Because Dotore and Pantalone are not human beings
Pay attention to this woman. She has to update 11,000 words today. She also has thousands of literature reviews to write and classes that are scheduled until eight in the evening. Whether she can succeed remains to be seen.
Hahahaha, really good
Changed the copy? Isn't the original copy super interesting?
I just got home, Guo, I'm very busy as school is about to start (again, handing out a leave request note with trembling hands) Ahhhhhhhh this is definitely not going to work!
I'm sorry to ask for two days off. I've been staying up too late lately and it's quite uncomfortable now. Ah, everyone should still pay attention to a regular schedule!
Are all trumpets originally copies?
Teacher, your relationship has been separated for a long time [ bursts into tears ]
Ah ah ah ah ah, the teacher wrote well