I Captured Everyone's Interest

What should you do if you accidentally transmigrate into a story you wrote on a whim and become a cannon-fodder character who won't survive past chapter three?

Fang Sizhuo says: Don't panic. I'm the author, so I know all their preferences.

Incident One:

You're alone in a room with the protagonist shou, who's been drugged with aphrodisiacs. What should you, a cannon-fodder gong, do?

Fang Sizhuo: The protagonist shou belongs to everyone but me. I'm not worthy of touching him. So he gagged and tied up the protagonist shou, then frantically churned out smut about him and all the big-shot gongs beside him, helping pave the way for their happy life together.

Incident Two:

You happen to encounter the injured villain gong, who thinks you have impure intentions toward the protagonist shou. What should you do?

Fang Sizhuo: This is a chance to earn his favor and prove myself. I can't let it pass me by. So he knocked the villain gong out, then loudly read him the erotic story he'd written about him and the protagonist shou, hoping to ingratiate himself and inspire him.

Incident Three:

The master gong has just emerged from seclusion. He can't stand how close you are to the protagonist shou and starts making things difficult for you. What should you do?

Fang Sizhuo: I get it, I get it. I'm a sensible person, so I'll start writing right away. So one day, the assignment he turned in was a guide to 108 positions for the master gong and protagonist shou.

After currying favor with all the big shots, Fang Sizhuo felt sure he had saved his own skin.

But just as he was about to relax and thought he could finally enjoy life, everyone, including the protagonist shou, cornered him against a wall.

Fang Sizhuo: Ah, you must be lonely in the middle of the night and want to get together with the protagonist shou... Wait! What are you doing? You... You like the protagonist shou, don't you?!

A laid-back shou who only wants to stay alive x a cold, blunt gong who's honest at heart

Note:

1. The shou is truly doted on by everyone and utterly irresistible.

2. This shou genuinely loves life and just wants to stay alive, taking things easy.

3. The gong only likes the shou. One-on-one romance.

4. The shou is truly a conceptual deity.

5. From the moment the shou put pen to paper, his transmigration was inevitable.

Theme: Reminding people to cherish what's right in front of them