Also known as "A Big Wind-Element Reunion in Another World," "The Tallest Wind-Element One Is Forced to Take Care of Kids: A Few Stories," and "Raising the God I Believe In in Another World"
Jean transmigrates to another world and binds herself to the "Super Child-Rearing System" so she can return to Teyvat.
"Host binding complete. The Super Child-Rearing System has issued your first little one. Please check it."
Jean slowly lowered her head and looked at the familiar green-haired, bespectacled little girl sitting on the floor.
The little girl shivered, her fluffy ears twitching in fright, and cried loudly, "Sweet Flower, my Sweet Flower four times bigger than normal! Waaah!"
Jean: "..."
Jean: "...Sucrose?"
"Ding! Your first little one has been delivered. More little ones are on their way!"
"Acting Grand Master Jean, Kuki Shinobu is picking on me!!!"
The little brown tanuki rolled quickly into Jean's arms and tearfully complained, "He wants to pluck the leaf off my head!"
The little boy with two moles under his eyes widened them. "Oh dear, oh dear. How can you accuse me like that? I was only curious as a detective!"
A white-haired little boy with red streaks in his hair sat obediently to one side and blinked. "I sense a conflict in the wind."
After finally hauling the green-haired little boy who was sitting on the roof, yelling "Don't bother me," into bed, and dragging home by the ear a certain "Ehe" weirdo who had tried to sneak into a bar, Jean wiped away her sweat. Then she turned and saw a pair of golden-haired twins who had appeared out of nowhere, tugging at each other's clothes and gazing up at her.
Jean: "..."
All right, then.
She glanced at the System, which had offered no "child-rearing tips," and thought with a headache:
Taking care of two more wouldn't hurt.
Reader's notes:
1. A crossover with Bungou Stray Dogs and Detective Conan.
2. No romance. A happy child-rearing story about Acting Grand Master Jean.
3. Everyone who turns into a little one has the mind of a toddler, but retains their previous memories.
4. More Genshin Impact characters will turn into little ones and show up later, but Jean won't be raising them.
Theme: Be happy every day.