The Top-Tier Star Kid Is a Thousand-Year-Old Crow

[Early draft submitted for approval]

Wu Xiaoya is a thousand-year-old crow. Hard up for money, she joins a parenting variety show and has no choice but to call a “human toddler” in her thirties her mom. She feels like she's getting the raw end of the deal, but the show is paying so much...

Her mom is a washed-up actress caught in a boyfriend's emotional abuse, so while Wu Xiaoya earns money, she also has to double as a mental health counselor for her “toddler mom” and a relationship advisor urging her to dump the guy.

Sigh, making money is hard enough, and that awful scumbag keeps showing up. Wu Xiaoya explodes: “May that scumbag be struck by lightning!”

“Rumble!”

The very next second, the scumbag turns into a charred lump.

Washed-up actress: “???”

The whole country: “!!!”

Note: The protagonist is Wu Xiaoya, and the CP is a fig tree. The romance is minimal, and there won't be any romance for the protagonist before she reaches adulthood. The story mainly follows the female lead's everyday work in the entertainment industry and her interactions with the human toddlers.

Theme: Love life