The On-Screen Comments Teach Me How to Soothe the Villain

◎ Written in third person ◎ A sweet little bedtime treat OvO Bad news: you've entered a book and fallen into the hands of the villainess. She's moody and suspicious. Good news: you have a System that supplies you with a think tank of "three clueless advisors" (?? Maybe not). When the beautiful villainess gets sarcastic with you because you lent the heroine an umbrella; You have to choose: Comment a: I don't know what you're talking about. Just kiss her already. Comment b: I'd rather die than take this humiliation! Roll up your sleeves and trade insults with her for eight hundred rounds! Comment c: Hide in a corner and cry once there's no one around that night. When the beautiful villainess picks a fight on purpose because you gave your lunch to the heroine; You have to choose: Comment a: Hide nearby and munch on sunflower seeds, spitting out a seed with every bite. Comment b: Stop fighting, you two! Don't fight over me anymore! Comment c: Fine, fine. Neither of you is in the right. Great! With the help of the comments and your own cleverness (?), you managed to survive the beautiful villainess. Now it's time to make your final choice. You can: a. Take the money and leave. b. Say goodbye to the villainess. c. (Interrupted) Oh, come on! At a time like this, why are you still choosing? Whatever, just charge in first and figure out the rest later! Provisional blurb, subject to revision. Blurb saved on 2025.08.01, screenshot taken. Theme: Be positive, sunny, and full of hope.