Please add the upcoming novel, The Scum Gong's Crematorium After the Substitute Marriage, to your reading list. Also, check out my friend Chen Buxiu's newly completed novel, Every Day Is a Shura Field [Quick Transmigration]. The blurb is below. Please add them to your reading list~
Blurb:
Xie Qingxuan is the villainous master in a danmei novel. Though dazzlingly beautiful, he's frail and sickly. If anyone speaks a little too loudly, his heart races and his face turns deathly pale.
As the patriarch's favored disciple, Xie Qingxuan was pampered from childhood. At seven hundred years old, he was spoiled and temperamental, flying into a fit at the slightest provocation and casually punishing his disciples.
Everyone in the sect was angry but dared not speak up. They all thought that apart from his bewitching face, Xie Qingxuan was good for nothing, and only knew how to curry favor with the patriarch. He was utterly wicked!
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One day, System 001 came looking for him. Only then did Xie Qingxuan learn that he was the villain in a danmei novel, and the protagonist's love interest was his white-lotus junior disciple!
In the novel, Xie Qingxuan humiliates and abuses his junior disciple in every way. Everyone is moved by the junior disciple's kindness and comes to see Xie Qingxuan as an even worse person. After an incident in which he is framed, they expel him from the sect. Xie Qingxuan turns to the demonic path and is eventually destroyed by the protagonist's love interests.
System: "You've seen what will happen if you keep behaving like this, right?"
Xie Qingxuan: "..." He silently withdrew the foot he'd planted on the protagonist's love interest's chest.
System: "From now on, don't eat so many heavenly treasures, and don't wear such expensive shark-silk robes. Replace all your bedding with cotton. Frugality is a traditional virtue of the cultivation world."
Taking the System's advice, Xie Qingxuan slept under a cotton quilt that night. The coarse fabric left red marks all over his porcelain-white skin, and every touch hurt.
System: "Did you read the guide to reforming your spoiled behavior that I stayed up all night writing for you?"
Xie Qingxuan shook his head, changed back into his shark-silk robe, and slept under his sky-blue brocade quilt. He kept eating all kinds of heavenly treasures like candy beans and let the protagonist's love interest massage his shoulders and legs with a clear conscience. Time to slack off!
But unexpectedly, after Xie Qingxuan started slacking off, everyone looked at him with increasing fervor...
Content warning: The love interest is a sickly, delicate, spoiled beauty and a total heartthrob. Run if that's not your thing!
Love interest: Lin Jingshuang.
Everyone will come around. He goes from being hated by all to being adored by all.
Blurb screenshotted on May 16, 2022.
--Upcoming novel, please add it to your reading list: The Scum Gong's Crematorium After the Substitute Marriage--
Yunxiu, whose childhood name was Niannu'er, is the brothel madam's adopted son, lowborn and a registered slave whom the powerful can toy with as they please.
Born in a pleasure quarter and raised among powder and rouge, he's a man, but he loves wearing brightly colored women's clothes.
One day, the chief steward of the Crown Prince's residence was selecting entertainers. At a glance, he chose Yunxiu, dressed in a delicate red skirt, simply because he was exceptionally beautiful.
Before he knew it, Yunxiu had become an entertainer at the Crown Prince's residence. At a banquet, the Crown Prince assigned him to Marquis Xuanping, He Huaiyu, a man as gentle as jade and known for his upright, honorable character.
He Huaiyu treated Yunxiu very well. Yunxiu thought he had found a golden branch to cling to, and that from then on he'd live in wealth and never again be regarded as lowborn.
But everyone knew that He Huaiyu was the eldest princess's favored choice for a husband, while Yunxiu was merely a plaything to amuse the powerful.
At a palace banquet, He Huaiyu told Yunxiu to put on his pomegranate-red dance skirt and perform the Whirling Dance again.
When the dance ended, he had captivated everyone.
Only later did Yunxiu learn that at that palace banquet, he had danced in place of the eldest princess.
The Yizu people had asked for the eldest princess's hand in marriage, and He Huaiyu had Yunxiu take the princess's place and marry the old khan, who was seventy years old.
On the day he left the frontier, dressed in the bridal robes and phoenix crown given to him by the man he loved, Yunxiu cried as he climbed into the carriage that would take him to the faraway, freezing desert.
The tenth day of the sixth month, Yunxiu's tenth day beyond the frontier, was also the day the princess was to wed. The whole empire celebrated.
He Huaiyu rebelled. Dressed in bright red wedding robes, he massacred the imperial relatives, and the capital was turned upside down.
After hiding his ambitions for over a decade, the gentle, jade-like gentleman beside Yunxiu had revealed himself as a master of power and plotting, skilled at manipulating people's hearts.
Later, He Huaiyu raced a hundred miles and personally went to the frontier to bring Yunxiu back to the capital.
Everyone in the palace knew that Yunxiu was an untouchable, noble master, cherished by the new emperor. He could reach out and claim unimaginable wealth, yet spent his days arranging flowers and tending plants, cold and indifferent toward the emperor.
Blurb: July 16, 2022
Blurb: July 16, 2022
My friend Chen Buxiu's completed novel
Every Day Is a Shura Field [Quick Transmigration] by Chen Buxiu
He Muyu falls into a Quick Transmigration System.
His roles include: the emperor's prisoner and substitute, check;
the sect leader's adopted son, used to seduce his subordinates, check;
the domineering CEO's kept canary, check;
the fake young master in a story of mistaken identities, check;
a mobile blood bank for a vampire count, check;
a seductive young man from Miaojiang, check.
He Muyu: Tsk, why are they all so weak?
System: No, no, no! You have the most powerful golden finger in the world!
He Muyu: What?
[Unmatched beauty!]
In the first world, He Muyu watched as the protagonist's love interest drew closer and closer.
He lifted his face, his eyes filled with stubbornness and... tears.
The protagonist's love interest wore a gloomy expression, and He Muyu laughed all the harder inside.
He parted his red lips. "Your Majesty, where is my husband?"
[Alert: Protagonist's love interest's corruption value has increased by 1,000%!]
[Host, have you gone mad?!]
He Muyu, his little face pale: "Don't come any closer. You're disgusting..."
"Can you tell me apart from him?"
"You want me to bear your bastard? Dream on..."
[H-Host... stop tormenting him. The protagonist's love interest is about to be tormented to death...]
Theme: Frugality is a traditional virtue
Redeeming That Dark, Damp Villain
The Villainous Cannon Fodder Rides the Waves [Quick Transmigration]
After the Substitute Marriage, the Scumbag's Crematorium Was Lit
Bedtime Fairy Tales
The Charismatic CEO Is Forced into a Love Triangle
Quick Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Is a Beauty for the Ages
A Handbook for Cultivating Beauty
The Senior Disciple Brother Hung Himself from the Southeast Branch
The Hated Real Young Master Was Reborn
The Reborn Scorned Substitute
I Transmigrated into a Mpreg Fanfic Written by a CP Fan
Offering the Scum Top the Aesthetics of a Bad Ending [Quick Transmigration]
Dear readers! Yes, yes, I have to stop updating for a while, but don't worry, it will be finished. It's almost finished. It's almost finished. Some time ago, my mother was hospitalized unexpectedly. Although she is discharged now, she still needs escort. I was lucky enough to pass the exam and get the interview. I need to prepare for the interview and I have to go to work, so I have to take a break here in Jinjiang, but I will be back soon! The results will probably come out after May Day. I wish that I will definitely pass the exam. From now on, I will be stable. I don't have to worry about the exam anymore. I can write with peace of mind.
I feel that the direct emotional description of attack and shou is very short, and there is no feeling of falling in love. It seems that it suddenly started later. I wrote a foreshadowing and then suddenly filled it in. There is no sense of transition. And why didn't that demon chicken appear after that? (Is that demon king a peacock or something? It appeared in the extra episode, but it hasn't appeared since that appointment.)
My Xie Canghai ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I thought that Bai was from the father's family, but he actually hid it with his master and gave them all away!
How did it end so quickly?
Xie Canghai actually has no follow-up?
"Also use persimmon" to give leaves
The ending of "Safa [Cat's Claw"] is a very interesting short story, I read it in one go [Applause][Applause]
Wait, madam, I think there is a bug. Lin doesn't know how to cook, and he has crashed the system [ear][ear]
It's good that you can persevere. Good luck with the new article.
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!