[A silly, sweet, satisfying slice-of-life story. The celebrities in this novel are not based on real people. Please don't mention celebrities by name in the comments.]
Fu Qinhuan died from overwork at her 007 job, then transmigrated into a book as the villainess. According to the plot, she would compete with the heroine at every turn and try to outdo her.
The heroine got up at six to work out, so she would post a workout photo at five. The heroine got together with the third young master of the Huo family, so she would hit on the heroine's older brother and try to become her sister-in-law. The heroine spoke eight languages, so she would learn nine.
She strongly objected to the melodramatic plot, but...
She looked at the ten-digit balance in her bank account, the stack of property deeds reaching up to her calves, the five-hundred-square-meter walk-in closet, and the garage full of luxury cars.
“I can do this! This role was made for me!”
The Overachiever System: Perfect! Come and become an overachiever in the transmigration-into-a-book world with me!
Fu Qinhuan on the outside: Sure!
In her heart: Be a couch potato and stay alive! Give up and lie flat! There's no plot you can't muddle through, only couch potatoes who don't know how!
Dating variety show
Audience: Let's see what kind of trouble this woman causes this time!
System: Get up at five! The early bird catches the worm!
Fu Qinhuan gets dressed at five, then changes back into her pajamas at 5:05 and lies down again. “Hi, I'm going back to bed for my morning nap.”
Audience & System: ???
Lifestyle variety show
Audience: She used to love picking fights, so she definitely won't be able to hold back this time! Poor Rourou.
System: Steal the heroine's chance to cook and show her who makes the best food in the world!
Fu Qinhuan finds a comfortable chair and starts complimenting people. “Why steal her chance? I'll just tell you that the heroine is the best cook in the world!”
Audience & System: ???
Everyone realized that the woman who used to jump around in front of the cameras and live on the trending charts had disappeared. In her place were...
Flood footage VLOG after VLOG;
Selfies in the same clothes with the same expression, one after another;
TV dramas with only ten seconds of footage, one after another;
A recommendation for my friend's books:
I'm Telling Fortunes Live in the Human World by Moeryu (can write 20,000 words a day)
My Junior Sister Got a CEO Romance Script and Started a Love Rival Showdown by Yizhi Guihua
[Coming soon] The Useless Heiress on a Reform Variety Show
1:
Tang Tianmo was an idiot cannon-fodder character in a Mary Sue novel.
The Tang family's young heiress had no brains, social skills, or reputation, only a pretty face and money.
Tang Tianmo, who shared her name and had lived an exceptionally difficult life in her previous life, transmigrated into a book and thought: It's just eating, drinking, having fun, and throwing tantrums! I can do that!
She opened her eyes to find herself lying in a run-down little house on a wooden bed that creaked with every movement.
For a moment, she thought she had returned to the hardest time in her previous life.
Then she learned that the original owner had been sent to the three-month reform variety show, The Spoiled Brat Makeover Plan, for being too rebellious. Today was the first day.
2:
Four other spoiled brats were joining the show.
Spoiled Brat Number One: The novel's top villain, known as Brother Pei, the boss of a certain middle school. Every spoiled brat in the entire district followed his lead.
Tang Tianmo's assessment: A role-play enthusiast.
Spoiled Brat Number Two: The novel's second villain. Well-behaved on the surface but vicious underneath, cold and callous, and entertained by picking fights with others.
Tang Tianmo's assessment: Seventeen years old with the interests of a three-year-old.
Spoiled Brat Number Three: Arrogant, haughty, self-important, and always ready with a pretentious catchphrase.
Tang Tianmo's assessment: A severe case of chuunibyou.
Spoiled Brat Number Four: Spends money like water, melancholy and sentimental, and has self-published three books of emo quotes.
Tang Tianmo's assessment: An elder statesman of the non-mainstream crowd, an idiot with money to burn.
3:
Before filming
The four spoiled brats: Tang Tianmo? Tch.
After filming
The four spoiled brats: Boss, spare us a bite, please. We haven't had a proper meal in three days.
Theme: Enjoy life and realize your value.
When the big brother comes back, he has to accept the squeeze from his own sister hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Former boss: Have I ever been so heinous? Look, I'm already bald like this. Please spare me. Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha, what, you have to force me to do a trick
Passerby: I really blocked Q
Why do I feel like this plot is getting boring.
Next book "The 800 furries in the company all depend on me to support them [Metaphysics]" 1: Fu Wanci unceremoniously felt that she was the darling of heaven. Although she was poor, she—— Ban Jian was born, and her eyes were opened as soon as she was born, and she could also sense the spiritual energy that was about to dissipate in the world; she performed well in the college entrance examination and entered the top universities in the country; when she was eight years old, someone came to her to be a child model; when she was fifteen years old, she was stopped by a talent scout on the road; after graduating from high school, the interviewers thought she was going to debut. She feels that sooner or later she will be able to achieve financial freedom, buy a house and become well-off. 2: God had indeed favored her. The day she got her license to deal with unnatural events, she found a part-time job with a "god". After reading the job advertisement, she could get more money for less work. After entering, I found this company to be very strange—— The boss is missing. There are more than 300 employees on the list, but only a dozen can be seen; The orange cat and the rabbit fight every day, from the yard to the office. The cat fur and the rabbit fur fly together, and the rabbit is almost bald; Squirrels and sparrows competed for the right to stay in her head, and the eighteen-pound rabbit also wanted to join in the fun. Fu Wanci felt that sooner or later, she would have to check her cervical spine. 3: Fu Wanci thought his company was an ordinary animal-friendly company, until one day he opened the door and saw a giant panda climbing a tree. Fu Wanci:??? Note 1: The heroine is stingy and loves money. 2: The heroine is very strong, as strong as a plug-in, and has many golden fingers. 3: The little animals are all monsters and will help the heroine. The heroine is not a big grudge who pays unilaterally. 4: The whole text is nonsense and a bunch of personal assumptions. Don't bring it into reality.
Passerby: Is Ning okay??
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The speed behind the electric bikes is almost the same, I can get away from it if I ride faster
I can no longer watch this transformation variety show.
Oh mo oh mo, is it gone now?