[Blurb written on May 12, 2022. A screenshot has been saved as proof. I'll revise it again when I start posting.]
For three whole years, Chuchu ranted about Zheng-ge on the Bichui Forum, single-handedly bumping the rather pointless thread to the top of the hot list.
Heaven took pity on her, and Chuchu transmigrated back to the Qin dynasty.
The land was devastated, with everything in need of rebuilding.
Her only golden finger was a livestream System that came along with her. It could accept donations from people in the future. With enough popularity and a generous top donor, it could provide currency and all kinds of supplies.
Chuchu: I can do this! It's just a livestream! Whatever it takes, I'll keep Qin going for another thousand years!
Unfortunately... the livestream System was unreliable. It lost its signal every few days, and the stream was nothing but static ninety-nine percent of the time.
Chuchu: What good are you?
Then Chuchu entered the Qin palace as a princess of Chu, and the king gently raised her hand as she bowed.
The livestream came back to life in an instant!
“Intimacy requirement met! Donations are now open!”
Chuchu: I thought you were here to help me build up the country! Turns out you're a romance livestream System?
Looking at King Zheng, a handsome, imposing man standing six foot three, Chuchu lost her nerve. She'd talked about wanting Zheng-ge's body, but when she actually met him, her legs went weak!
Ying Zheng's broad, steady hand caught Chuchu just in time as she nearly collapsed.
The livestream viewers were going wild shipping them. “High-yield seeds! Here you go! Anything you want, I've got it! Show us the stuff Jinjiang won't let you write!”
Chuchu: ...For the sake of Qin's thousand-year legacy, Zheng-ge, why don't you just humor me and give in?
Ying Zheng: ?
Chuchu immediately dropped to her knees. “It's nothing, it's nothing! How about these high-yield crop seeds? They're my dowry!”
[Warnings]:
1. OOC warning!!! Devoted fans of Zheng-ge and history purists, please leave at once!!!! Leave at once!!!
2. I'm a country bumpkin who loves reading silly, shameless stuff. The comedy tag should tell you this isn't a serious story.
3. A forced melon is especially sweet.
4. The female lead has maxed out her technology tree, but turns into a coward around Zheng-ge.
5. If you can't accept Zheng-ge falling in love, get out now!!!
6. Seriously, don't get your hopes up!!! Run!!!
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