[The novel is complete! The second extra chapter is in the author's note for the first extra chapter. This is a little gift. Thank you all for being with me.]
[This author is terrible at writing blurbs, so here's one knee-bend of an apology. It's a pure power fantasy, as satisfying as my cover. Life is hard enough, so come have some fun with this story. Mwah!]
[My upcoming novels are the danmei entertainment-industry second-chance romance "After Going on a Dating Show with My Jinx of an Ex" and the historical danmei child-rearing sweet story "Impersonating the Lord Consort", which is now updating. Thank you, loves!]
Blurb:
Ye Zhiqiu, a max-level powerhouse, accidentally gets bound to the “Save the Cannon Fodder” System and becomes the fake young master in an entertainment-industry novel. He can return to reality only after fulfilling the cannon fodder's wish.
According to the book, the fake young master repeatedly frames the real young master, gets kicked out by his wealthy parents, disappoints his CEO older brother, and is dumped by his fiance. He becomes the biggest laughingstock in the entertainment industry and eventually dies a miserable death.
Max-level powerhouse: Tell me your wish.
Fake young master: First, clear my name. Second, become a top-tier star and win Best Actor.
To return to reality as quickly as possible and see his beloved, the max-level powerhouse gets up early and works late, diligently making his way to fame through face-slapping:
Haters: Ye Zhiqiu is a block of wood on variety shows.
On all kinds of variety shows, Ye Zhiqiu shows off his incredible intelligence and steals the spotlight.
Haters: Ye Zhiqiu's a pretty face with no acting skills. All he can do is stare and gape.
Ye Zhiqiu's acting takes off, and he wins Best Actor in one fell swoop.
Haters: He's a terrible person. He stole the real young master's family and keeps trying to frame him.
Ye Zhiqiu is quickly cleared of the accusations, and the truth comes to light.
Fans: Please, haters, keep talking trash every day! Your crow's mouth is my magpie!
Haters: ??? Get lost.
They secretly make burner accounts and follow Ye Zhiqiu, all while pretending otherwise: I don't want to follow him at all. I'm just checking if there are any other scandals.
For real! I swear!
After his name is cleared:
His wealthy parents regret everything and want to give him money and a villa.
His CEO older brother wants to make amends and desperately throws resources at him.
His fiance wants to get back together and writes lyrics and music for him.
The max-level powerhouse feels nothing and rejects them all. The best way to make it up to me is to stay away. Thanks.
He Wenzhao's beloved, Ye Zhiqiu, is accidentally transported to the world of a book. To wake his beloved as soon as possible, He Wenzhao also enters the book world to search for him.
Before he can even start looking, Ye Zhiqiu's name is already everywhere.
He Wenzhao: Though Ye Zhiqiu is a common name, he's so practiced at face-slapping and so agile when showing off that it has to be my beloved.
A short scene:
He Wenzhao pins Ye Zhiqiu in a corner and says fiercely, “Are you trying to ship yourself with that two-timing jerk again?”
Ye Zhiqiu: “What? Those are just fans shipping us!”
He Wenzhao ignores him and talks to himself: “It's fine. I'll show them what an official pairing is, and what a cult ship is.”
Max-level powerhouse bottom x his jinx of a top
Upcoming novel 1: "After Going on a Dating Show with My Jinx of an Ex". A silly, goofy, fun-loving bottom x a jinx of a top who's devoted but says the opposite of what he means.
Yu Xiuyi won Best Newcomer and Best Actor with his very first film. Before the name “Ziwei Star” could spread far and wide, he was put on ice for years and became a “shooting star” that flashed by.
Agent: “There's an offer for a dating show. Want to take it?”
Yu “Three Years Without Publicity” Xiuyi answers decisively: “I'll do it. Who's my partner? Oh, it doesn't matter who. If he tells me to go east, I won't go west. I'll serve him tea, bring him water, massage his shoulders, rub his legs. I'll be the perfect boyfriend, a model of devotion!”
Agent: “Your ex, Ling Yi.”
Yu Xiuyi: “...No thanks. Don't sign me up. Let me stay on ice forever! I love being on ice!”
“Finish the show and I'll get you out of your contract.”
At the dating show, the other “couples” are sweet and affectionate, while Yu Xiuyi and Ling Yi, forced to take part in the show, can't stand the sight of each other. They hold their noses and pretend to be a couple, causing chaos wherever they go:
During a game, the other boyfriends hold their partners and patiently show them how to play.
Yu Xiuyi rubs his hands together: “Want to compete? Whoever loses has to call the other ‘Dad’ for a whole day.”
Ling Yi coldly rushes ahead: “You're going to lose, son.”
During the “Decorate Our Home” segment, the other boyfriends work hard for money in the town where the show is being filmed, while their partners carefully plan out the renovations and stretch every penny: “He works so hard to earn money. We should save wherever we can.”
Yu Xiuyi spends lavishly, picking only the most expensive options, not the best ones: “It's fine, he can earn more. Right, President Ling?”
Ling Yi swipes his card with an expressionless face: “If it doesn't look good, I'll hang you on the wall as a decoration.”
The two openly trade insults on the show, showing no signs of affection. Their agent is so anxious he's practically on fire, desperately signaling to Yu Xiuyi: “Where's your tea-serving, shoulder-rubbing, perfect-boyfriend act?”
Oh, right.
Yu Xiuyi immediately sidles up to Ling Yi, pulls down half his collar to expose one shoulder, and urges him: “I'm thirsty. Get me tea and water. My shoulder hurts too. Hurry up, rub my shoulders and legs!”
Yu Xiuyi makes an “OK” sign at his agent. The perfect boyfriend will be ready in a second.
When the dating show ends, Yu Xiuyi's contract is about to be terminated. Happily carrying his termination papers, he's about to go ask the boss to sign them when he sees through a crack in the door that Ling Yi is sitting in the boss's chair, while the boss sits below him, deferentially.
“President Ling, we've put Teacher Yu on the dating show as you requested. Here's Teacher Yu's contract.”
Yu Xiuyi: Oh, wow. My ex has been plotting against me all along.
Theme: Don't do anything you'll be ashamed of
There will be a continuation of the original book in the extra story later. I want to see the continuation of the original story.
Lao He fell in love with Xiao Zizi at first sight, right?
I want to read a new book about them in the real world. That worldview sounds quite exciting.
I want to know, isn't Qiuqiu and him always fighting together? Then wouldn't it be inappropriate for the original owner to return to this body...
Ah? Is this the end? In the extra story, I want to see Ye Hehe's daily fight against monsters in the world, the follow-up of the original owner, the destruction of the beast that stole the world's luck and its behind-the-scenes (this can't be an activity that can be completed by a single character), and the protagonists' confessions to their original relatives and friends and the local beast research institute. I originally wanted to see them exposed to the world, but if they were exposed and the original owner came back, it would be very embarrassing to explain this matter... Do you feel like you want to see too much?
I want to read a new book about them in the real world. That worldview sounds quite exciting.
Put your ears over Shhh, from now on I will be your boss
I haven't seen enough, please give me more extras QAQ
Hahahahahahahahahahaha naughty boy
Hahahahaha, as expected of you