Chu Luoluo transmigrated by accident and became a little zombie.
Unlike ordinary, vicious zombies, he didn't like eating brains, drinking foul-tasting blood, or munching on birds and beasts.
As a food lover, Chu Luoluo thought all of that was horrifying! Cruel! Unforgivable! Who says a little zombie can't eat soft, tender vegetables and fruit?
And so...
The little mushroom that threw fierce punches became mushroom soup.
The man-eating flower that danced nonstop became a crispy spring roll.
Even the enchanting vines were fried into twists.
Chu Luoluo: "Yay!"
He was determined to become the greatest gourmet in another world!
*
As he threw himself into building a little kitchen just for the little ones, everything was secretly recorded and turned into a livestream.
This was an intense survival livestream, with wild beasts roaming and poisonous ingredients everywhere. Although viewers could air-drop supplies, challengers often couldn't find a suitable way to escape, and ultimately couldn't avoid starving to death.
Chu Luoluo became the 20,311th challenger.
So the viewers worried themselves sick every day.
Before the livestream: Oh no! Why is there a little kid here? He's so tiny and soft! This is bad, there's no raw meat for this little darling!
During the livestream: Why has this kid started settling down and living a comfortable life?
After the livestream:
Viewer 1: What is this adorable way of cooking?
Viewer 2: Boohoo, Mommy wants some too!
Viewer 3: Did I get the wrong channel? Isn't this a cooking show?
The entire livestream platform was shaken. They hurriedly opened more than twenty channels, but they were still so packed no one could get in. Later, wild beasts and birds flocked to Chu Luoluo's little kitchen, having heard about it from others.
The birds circling overhead refused to fly away until they had finished eating.
The bats with their eyes wide open insisted on having a bite before hanging from the trees.
Even the meat-eating foxes wagged their tails and said they'd follow Boss Chu from now on.
Chu Luoluo: "Even better!"
I'll work even harder to make yummy food!
Then one day, a human suddenly appeared in the livestream. He was tall and straight-backed, wearing an investigator's uniform. Many people followed him as he made his rounds, and he looked like someone important.
Viewers: Aaaah, this is bad! The big-shot hunter is here! The little darling is going to get caught!
Facing this terrifying big shot from the rumors, Chu Luoluo only had eyes for the leather cape he was wearing, which could be used as a little apron.
After a while, he peeked out from behind a tree and asked softly, "Could you take off the clothes you're wearing and give them to me?"
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Then, one dark and stormy night...
The livestream of Cooking with Little Luoluo, a sensation across the planet with tens of millions of views, was suddenly cut off.
Chu Luoluo was leaning against a vine hammock, his wrist gripped tightly by a certain big shot.
Terrified, he pried the man's fingers off one by one, whimpering as he tried to sneak away and escape back to his own little kitchen.
The big shot pulled him back again.
"Didn't you want to take my clothes off back then?" the big shot drawled as he lay down and looked at him. "Go ahead."
Scheming human investigator big shot seme x adorable little zombie uke who loves blowing up his kitchen
1. An adorable, sweet romance. The leads are devoted to each other.
2. The third or fourth book in the Wilderness series, with some Lovecraftian elements.
[Blurb captured on May 10, 2022]
Theme: Life is what makes everything beautiful.