[Pre-release: The Player's Self-Rescue Handbook. Blurb at the bottom. Please add it to your collection!]
I'll come clean: I'm a bug in the transmigration business.
Other people transmigrate and stay in the past for ages. Not me. I get a free trip for a few days, then I'm transported right back.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
But as a second-year high school student, I wasn't exactly thrilled. I had the college entrance exam to worry about, the one where millions compete to cross a single-plank bridge.
How does a transmigrator study hard?
One: Take every opportunity to memorize classical Chinese texts, strengthen what I've learned, and make full use of the excellent resources available to study literary history.
Two: Try to speak only English whenever I open my mouth, to improve my spoken fluency and sound impressive.
Three: Set up a math school at the Imperial College and make sure the whole classroom is full of a studious atmosphere.
That takes care of Chinese, math, and English.
Sure, sometimes I look up from my notes in class and find myself in the middle of a desert.
Sometimes I'm happily chatting with my classmates after class, then turn around and find myself on a tree branch at the edge of a cliff.
Sometimes I'm walking home and suddenly find myself in a forest.
...None of that is a problem!
It's just... well...
Could you wait until I've sprayed some air freshener before transmigrating me the next time I go to the bathroom?
In front of the entire court, especially when the emperor is sitting on his throne, I still need to save face, thanks :)
[Notes]
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are virgins.
2. First-person comedy.
[Pre-release: The Sea Queen's Self-Rescue Handbook]
(Also known as Thanks, I'm Just a Natural Flirt)
Nan Li is the heroine of a certain erotica site's upcoming novel.
She's already prepared to have eight hundred rounds of passionate battles with handsome men of all kinds, but then she transmigrates into a cannon-fodder princess in a proper, chaste historical romance on Jinjiang.
Fine. She'll try to keep herself in check.
But the crown prince is seriously handsome, the general's son has an eight-pack that seems to be tempting her, and the current top scorer in the imperial exams has a temperament that makes him perfect for being alone with her.
Then it comes down to this:
Crown Prince: "The Princess of Nan Li and I are in love."
The General's Son: "I am willing to take the Princess of Nan Li as my wife."
The Top Scorer waves his fan. "The princess asked me to keep her company tonight. I must take my leave."
Huh?
Wait.
So all of you are involved with the princess?!
Faced with their accusations, Nan Li looks utterly innocent.
Well, it's just that she's naturally a flirt.
Theme: Stay away from transmigration and cherish your life.
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The Tragic Novel’s Heroine Is My Mom [Livestream]
National Fate: The Max-Level Expert Only Wants to Maintain Order
The Young Lady Builds Her Persona with Gacha
My Daily Work in Ancient Times (Quick Transmigration)
What?! A Male Singer Got Transmigrated into My Dog!
Rose Cage
After the Supporting Female Character Got Bound to the Top Student System
Back to Grade Eleven
I'm the Heroine of an Explicit Novel [Battle for My Love]
Another Day of Wanting to Break Up
The part about giving change is really like the scumbag showing his true colors after marrying a wealthy daughter. In fact, the money habits in ancient times and modern times are different. In ancient times, there were no such precise values, and it was hard to find broken silver. The scumbag smell came out immediately.
A relaxing and interesting short story! I rarely read first person stories, but I read this one in one breath (well, actually it was two or three breaths). The heroine has a dull personality (a compliment), has her own opinions, and is not particularly romantically inclined. It made me smile knowingly when I saw it in many places. As the author said at the end, the outline is complete. There is indeed some rush in the later part, and there are things I want to read in the copy that are not mentioned, but overall, it is still a quite pleasant reading experience. And it's a half-price article. Sixty cents can buy you two hours of fun and relaxing reading time. It's very cost-effective!
Hey, the national master also has super powers?
It affected the exam, and this college student slightly broke his guard.
I finished reading it in one go, it was so well written, I just want to know if Qi Yu will go back? And what happened to the person who helped the heroine control her body?
Aren't you going to see the Imperial Master yet?
23:30 Too real
Is the resentment because I didn't buy him a mobile phone hahahaha
The backpack is opened, no doubts?
I thought teaching English earlier would be funny, but I didn't expect it to be a foreshadowing hahaha