■ Coming soon: "The Warden Conquers the Galaxy with Food"
■ Misunderstanding-fueled comedy + food + interrogation + ridiculous feel-good fun
Blurb:
Chao Huan transmigrated.
The good news: She became the true heiress of a wealthy family in a sci-fi novel.
The bad news: The family refuses to acknowledge her and is trying to buy out their relationship with a restaurant.
Interstellar cuisine is poor, and its culture has been lost.
Chao Huan looks at the shabby, cramped restaurant on the verge of going out of business and tries to keep smiling.
This is right up her alley. In her previous life, she was a food-section uploader on one of Earth's popular apps. Cooking is a piece of cake.
Most importantly, Chao Huan discovers that her System terminal has accidentally been infected with a virus and downloaded a strange app: the Kitchen Food App.
Every so often, it issues a task, and the reward is seeds for miraculous plants, extremely rare in the interstellar world and never modified to make them grow faster.
Once planted, these seeds produce crops that radiate spiritual energy when ripe. A single bite leaves you feeling wonderful, making them perfect ingredients for the restaurant.
[Potato seeds have been sent. Please check your inbox.]
[Tomato seeds have been sent. Please check your inbox.]
[...]
With the app and Chao Huan both working hard, the restaurant's business gradually grows and thrives.
Dear, wouldn't you like to taste fruit and vegetables infused with spiritual energy?
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People in the interstellar world aren't considered adults until they turn twenty. On that day, a special bluebird comes to collect the blood of all newly adult men and women for compatibility tests.
A compatibility score of around 20% means a couple are well suited.
A score above 50% means they're a match made in heaven.
Chao Huan is so busy with the restaurant that she completely forgets her blood was collected, too. She only finds out when the Star Network explodes and millions of users flood into her livestream.
She has a compatibility score over 90% with three men at the same time.
They are:
The little prince of the merfolk, a rare species whose eggs hatch only once in a century.
A battle-hardened general with a fearsome reputation and a record of countless victories.
A notorious, unrestrained space pirate who commits every kind of crime.
Chao Huan: "..."
Didn't she remember that the general was engaged to the fake heiress...?
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Another upcoming book:
"The Warden Conquers the Galaxy with Food"
Blurb:
Countless prisoners are held in the prisons of the galaxy.
Bloodthirsty, cruel insects; fierce, wild snow leopards; short-tempered pandas...
The prison interrogators try one by one to pry information from them, hoping to help the troops fighting their respective species on the front lines, but every attempt ends in failure.
Until
The greatest interrogator in history appears in the prison: Her Excellency Yu Chan!!!
She's beautiful, ruthless, and powerful. She makes every prisoner in the place tremble and beg for mercy, then confess their most valuable military intelligence with their own mouths.
She's the treasure of the entire galaxy!
Countless citizens weep with joy and petition of their own accord, unanimously asking that their great Her Excellency Yu Chan become the prison's next warden.
So many people join the petition that they crash the Star Network servers in an instant, leaving the nobles of the capital star stunned.
Her Excellency Yu Chan? Who is that?
Yu Chan is a world-class slacker.
She transmigrated into an interstellar world and became a prison interrogator, tasked with torturing prisoners to extract the secrets and intelligence they need.
She looks at the vicious insect before her, locked in a prison cell, with a hard shell and sharp claws. This is the prisoner she's supposed to interrogate.
Yu Chan: "..."
Does she really have to do this job? Interrogate an insect? She's afraid that before she even gets a chance to interrogate it, it'll kill her instead.
Yu Chan values her life, so she gives up on the job right away, planning to collect her salary at the end of the month and then quit.
She never imagined that all she had to do was get fed up with the terrible prison cafeteria food and bring her own lunch, hoping to enjoy a nice meal in the interrogation room, to set off an uproar throughout the entire department.
"I'll confess, I'll tell you everything! Just let me have a bite, please."
"Me too... Damn it, what kind of technology is this? It can control even my mouth and my thoughts! I want to eat what's on her plate so badly!"
"Give me a bite! I'll show you the map of our army!"
"I can't take it anymore. This terrifying interrogator has taken control of my mind. I give up, I'll confess everything!"
"..."
Yu Chan looks at her charmingly arranged little dining table and the scented candle still burning on it. Holding her chopsticks, she tilts her head, utterly baffled.
Huh?
Is interrogation... really this easy?
(Not really x)
Theme: Hard work leads to success.
Doesn't the heroine have a long tongue and no opinion? If she is really not interested in the fake daughter's fiancé, why doesn't she say no? The man rejected her before, and now he actively asks for a date. Doesn't the heroine feel uncomfortable with this change at all? He actually followed me after being coaxed by others, emmm, this ambiguous attitude is really a bitch. Don't say she has no right to refuse, why doesn't she have the right? The knife holder is on your neck? Even if she invites moral kidnapping in public, she directly explains the reason and it is not her who is embarrassed, but the man who abandoned his fiancée because he matched the numerical value!
Why do we have to get married? Isn't it possible to cooperate? Now that I have refused, I will scold the heroine again.
Outsiders felt that the heroine was being paired with someone who was severely mentally ill, so she scolded the mistress and protested around the store, and now she has no power to refuse to go out...
The two of them... Share the same body? How can I defeat one and the other one will defeat itself? It's so funny.
Still prefer mermaids, and beautiful big tails (sucks)
After reading it, I was so speechless. It felt like I had read an outline and decided to get married after meeting the mermaid prince only a few times...
In fact, the plot is quite good, but because of the Shura field in the introduction, I struggled for a long time before joining.
Cook well and don't talk about marriage partners. Why are there so many men in the beginning?
It's inexplicable. It doesn't matter what kind of engagement you come here to cancel. Even if the matching degree is high, so what, just cross this and the man out of the list of male protagonists.
These people are idiots, why do they think women will accept it?