Extra Lessons to Save Jujutsu Sorcerers

My new story, Mrs. Gojo Has Something to Say, is now available. Come check it out! Collect all seven exes to summon one Gojo kitty. Synopsis Mochizuki Yuki inherits a cram school. It's as big as a university, but it's just an empty shell. No teachers, no students, only an all-world summoning system. The teachers have to be summoned, and the students have to be lured in (not really). But for now, Yuki just wants to lie flat. She doesn't want to grind, so she decides to open a few simple hobby classes. And so... She opens a class in ancient art appreciation. The System recommends someone who possesses the world's greatest fortune, has a deep understanding of ancient history, and has exceptional artistic cultivation and taste. Yuki believes it, and summons Gilgamesh, dressed in leather pants and wearing a huge gold chain. Yuki looks at Gilgamesh's huge gold chain and leather pants: ... She doesn't dare say that he has nouveau riche taste. She opens a class in gentlemanly etiquette. The System recommends someone from a family of gentlemen, born into an illustrious European family with noble blood and refined taste. Yuki believes it again, then summons the Joestar family. Yuki: ...Is your family's idea of aristocratic manners to Ora Ora someone in the face? She opens a class in charisma. The System recommends someone dazzlingly charismatic, influential, adored by others, and so captivating that people remain obsessed with them even after their death. Yuki believes the System's nonsense yet again, and summons... Dio Brando. Yuki: This is ridiculous! The etiquette teacher is still here!!! They're going to fight!!! Yuki stops believing the System's nonsense and decides to choose a head teacher herself (someone to lend a hand). She gives it her requirements: a kindhearted, hardworking assistant who loves animals and is like a fairytale princess. If that doesn't work, an all-purpose butler will do. The System says it'll get the job done, and then... Yuki looks at the long-limbed, white-haired man in black, wearing a blindfold and lying in a box, and slowly types out a question mark. What does Gojo Satoru have to do with that description? System: ...A princess Gojo is a thing, too. Unable to take it anymore, Yuki slaps the abs of the Gojo in the box. Oh! She touched them! He didn't even activate Infinity, so this isn't the real Gojo Satoru! It must be a lifelike Gojo Satoru robot made by the System! Yuki uses her robot without a care, even bringing him back to the principal's office and shamelessly feeling him up from head to toe, leaving no part untouched. Later... Yuki learns that the Gojo in the box was brought back from the future by the System, and that he's the real deal, the actual living person. Yuki: ...One ticket to Mars, please. #TodayEitherTheEarthExplodesOrSheDoes# Pairing: Gojo after the Prison Realm (the cat's been locked up for too long, so it's only natural he's a little crazy) Kindhearted: turns on Infinity and steps on ants; Loves animals: shakes hands with Jogo; Hardworking: bullies students A sweet, everyday-life story. If I start posting it, I'll try to update daily. Also known as #LivingWithGojoSatoruInThePrincipal'sOffice# P.S. This story is all about having fun. That includes, but isn't limited to, the Demon Slayer Corps learning Hamon, hugging Upper Moons while using Hamon, Dio finally losing patience and beating up Muzan, Gilgamesh confronting blueberry yogurt, and the students getting bullied by villains only to have a group of villain bigwigs show up to back them up. Theme: People should develop themselves in every way