[Advance collection of "Are You Straight or Curved [Puer Book]" (the next book will be opened) and "Hun Ziyao's Guide to Love [King]", welcome to collect, the copy is at the end]
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Lin Miao has a super power. He can understand cats talking since he was a child.
It's not a very strong ability, but Lin Miao likes it very much.
He would rather squat on the ground and meow at the cat than talk to people.
With this superpower, Lin Miao knew cats well and joined a stray cat rescue organization in college.
I also learned a lot about cats.
For example:
Most cats cannot understand human speech and only know words such as "eat" and "snacks".
Moreover, in many cases the cats understand, but are too lazy to pay attention to the shit-shocker.
Most cats have simple minds and their meows mean little.
Translated, it means "the weather is so nice" and "not full".
One day, he met a greasy orange cat who was extremely talkative.
The orange cat's first sentence was: "Meow——" Wife! Come touch me!
Lin Miao: Pfft——
Have you ever seen someone called a shit shovel, a twoleg, and what's going on with someone calling you a wife? ! !
Then he heard more naughty words from the cat.
But it's just a cat. What bad thoughts can a cat have~
At most, Fat Orange is smarter.
Lin Miao looked lovingly and touched the cat's head: "My dear, you are so good. Eat more."
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Later, during volunteer activities at a rescue organization, Lin Miao met a boy named Lan Shen.
Those smiling eyes are exactly the same as when the fat orange cat talks dirty words.
Lin Miao: It's impossible, it's just an illusion.
After spending some time together, Lin Miao increasingly felt that Lan Shen's attitude towards him was quite strange.
He silently distanced himself.
That night, I met Fat Orange again, cursing me.
Fat Orange: "Meow meow meow -" Wife, you are so indifferent during the day.
Clang——
Lin Miao fell off the stool.
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This article was originally titled "Mao Mao has evil intentions!"
The copy of this article has been screenshotted and uploaded to Weibo on May 3, 2022.
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[Pre-order the next book, "Are You Straight or Curved (Through the Book)"]
Qiao is as straight as a straight man.
He claims to be the most straight man in the universe and has settled in Kongtong Mountain for a long time.
It just so happened that he had read a book, and "How to Die" was the only erotic novel he had ever read.
The whole text is full of thunder and lightning, and it is full of ancient Mary Sue flavor.
And he... Became the best love interest in flower market novels.
The central theme is to make stuffed rice with his excellent old gongjiangjiangjiang.
Logical plot? Eaten by a dog.
The limits of the human body? Doesn't exist.
Broad daylight? So what.
Qiao Zizhi recalled the description in the article, shivered, and covered his back nervously.
In order to preserve his own integrity, even if he is forced to form a team in a variety show, he will never come within one meter of him!
Try to draw a clear line with Li Tianze.
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Li Tianze worked hard to win the Best Actor Award in his previous life, but before he had time to enjoy life, he died suddenly the next day.
Unexpectedly, God gave him a second chance and he was reborn!
Although he is in another world, it does not prevent him from letting himself go and paddling happily.
He likes participating in this variety show very much. It is leisurely, happy and makes new friends.
... Except that his teammates kept looking at him like a wolf.
They are all brothers, and I will not eat him!
Li Tianze helplessly raised his forehead: I am a straight man! Really!
Qiao Zizhi: Ah, yes, yes, you are right, but I will not be fooled by appearances!
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As teammates, the two had to work together.
Qiao Zi was frightened.
But after getting along for a long time, he found that Li Tianze was completely different from the description in the book. He seemed to be a straight man.
Qiao Zizhi pulled his friend over and asked, "Do you think Li Tianze is gay?"
"Him? How is it possible? Straight men are so gay and so gay."
The friend said, showing him the video: an illustrated guide for contemporary male high school students.
Qiao Zizhi slowly opened his mouth, shocked.
Qiao Zi was relieved: he seemed to be really straight.
Li Tianze looked at Qiao Zizhi, who was slow and had a big head.
Li Tianze: I don't seem to be that straight.
Advance collectionReading guide:
1. Double time travel book, but Gong doesn't know the plot and thinks he is reborn
2. Glyph of Bambisa, Shuang Jie 1v1 he
3. Add more when you think of it
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[Advance collection of "Hun Ziyao's Love Guide [King]"]
Lin Lu, a male college student, is a fun-loving person who loves King of Glory.
I like to play support and have been trying to become the king in Xingyao all year round.
However, he is a bastard.
There is no other reason, just because his natal hero is Yao.
When I downloaded Honor of Kings and saw our Princess Yaoyao, I was instantly smitten by the cuteness.
Look at the pink hair, look at the tiny antlers, look at the transformed deer, it's so--(gestures) so cute! ! !
Moreover, Lin Lu happened to have the word "deer" in his name, so this was fate!
Of course, he worked hard to train Yaomei to become a hero.
Although Lin Lu doesn't pay much attention to winning or losing when playing games, why should he lose if he can win.
Lin Lu often said: Who doesn't want to stand at the top of the king's nose and smell the car exhaust.
Due to the public's prejudice against the hero Yao, when they see Lin Lu's commonly used hero, his teammates will madly click on him: "Don't take Yao as a support."
Lin Lu could only use the ID of "I'm your little deer", transform into a monster, and skillfully pretend to be a girl.
"But I don't know much about anything else, so I just want to play with Yaoyao..."
To be honest, Lin Lu has good skills in playing Yaomei.
He is a fool, but he doesn't act or give away. He actively takes the blame for himself and serves as a supporter to provide psychological counseling.
But the hero Nai He Yao is inherently weak. A tailwind is the icing on the cake, but a headwind is useless.
After kneeling ten times in a row and losing the king, Lin Lu finally met a reliable wild king and quickly made three rainbow farts.
After tasting the sweetness, Lin Lu formed a team with Wild King for several games and successfully added game friends.
The two keep in touch more and more frequently, and often play games in tandem.
Lin Lu is responsible for mixing, and Ye Wang is responsible for leading.
"Good brother, that's great, Four Sharks!"
"Can I still be your little deer in this game QAQ"
"Brother, wait for me, I'll fuck you! I'll fuck you! Give you a shield!"
On the other end of the headset, Gu Changkong showed an unknown smile.
After getting along for a while, Lin Lu gradually felt that something was wrong.
Why does the wild king come to him every day?
Why give him the skin of his beloved Huayue on the Chinese Valentine's Day?
Why do you want to play Marco Polo CP double row with him?
Lin Lu talked nervously with Ye Wang, but unexpectedly learned that the two were actually schoolmates!
Lin Lu slipped away so fast that he didn't dare to become the king for several days.
Finally one night, there was a knock on the door. Lin Lu opened the door and took a look. His scalp was numb.
Gu Changkong blocked the door, half-smiling but not smiling: "Didn't you agree to be my little deer? Why did you run away?"
Reading Guide
1. Game: Honor of Kings, not an e-sports article. I can't play games and it won't affect my reading. The author is very good. If there are any errors related to the game, please point them out.
2. It's an ordinary sweet article, it should be quite short.
3.1V1, he
Purpose: Please do not impulsively adopt a cat. Adopt instead of buying.
