[End of the main text, preview of "Hun Ziyao's Guide to Love [King]" is at the bottom]
Qiao is as straight as a straight man.
He claims to be the most straight man in the universe and has settled in Kongtong Mountain for a long time.
It just so happened that he had read a book. It was the only bloody and beautiful novel he had ever read.
The whole text is full of thunder and lightning, and it is full of ancient Mary Sue flavor.
And he... Became the best love interest in Danmei novels.
The body is delicate and soft and easy to push down.
The central theme is to make stuff with his incomparable good old Gong and several supporting characters.
Logical plot? Eaten by a dog.
The limits of the human body? Doesn't exist.
Broad daylight? So what.
Qiao Zizhi recalled the description in the article, shivered, and covered his back nervously.
In order to maintain his own integrity, he worked hard to draw a clear line with the protagonist Li Tianze.
Even if they are forced to form a team in a variety show, they will never come within one meter of him!
——
Li Tianze worked hard to win the Best Actor Award in his previous life, but before he had time to enjoy life, he died suddenly the next day.
Unexpectedly, God gave him a second chance and he was reborn!
Although he is in another world, it does not prevent him from letting himself go and paddling happily.
Li Tianze really liked this variety show he participated in after his rebirth. It was leisurely and happy, and he made many good friends.
... Except his teammates were always on the lookout for him with pepper spray in hand.
They are all brothers, and I won't touch him!
Li Tianze helplessly raised his forehead: I am a straight man! Really!
Qiao Zizhi: Yes, yes, you are right, but I will not be fooled by appearances!
——
As teammates, the two had to work together.
Qiao Zi was frightened.
But after getting along for a long time, he found that Li Tianze behaved normally.
Qiao Zizhi pulled his friend over and asked, "Don't you think Li Tianze is gay?"
"He? Where can I find it? Straight men are so gay and so gay."
The friend said, showing him the video: an illustrated guide for contemporary male high school students.
Qiao Zizhi slowly opened his mouth, shocked.
Qiao Zi was relieved: he seemed to be really straight.
Qiao Zizhi: "In that case, it's my fault. You will be my good buddy from now on!"
Li Tianze looked at Qiao Zizhi, who was slow and had a big head.
Li Tianze: I don't seem to be that straight.
Reading guide:
1. Same-sex marriageable background. Double time travel book, but Gong doesn't know the plot and thinks he is reborn
2. Sand Glyph, Shuang Jie 1v1 he
3. Add more when you think of it
*——————————*
Advance payment
Lin Lu, a male college student, is a fun-loving person who loves King of Glory.
I like to play support and have been trying to become the king in Xingyao all year round.
However, he is a bastard.
There is no other reason, just because his natal hero is Yao.
When I downloaded Honor of Kings and saw our Princess Yaoyao, I was instantly smitten by the cuteness.
Look at the pink hair, look at the tiny antlers, look at the transformed deer, it's so--(gestures) so cute! ! !
Moreover, Lin Lu happened to have the word "deer" in his name, so this was fate!
Of course, he worked hard to train Yaomei to become a hero.
Although Lin Lu doesn't pay much attention to winning or losing when playing games, why should he lose if he can win.
Lin Lu often said: Who doesn't want to stand at the top of the king's nose and smell the car exhaust.
Due to the public's prejudice against the hero Yao, when they see Lin Lu's commonly used hero, his teammates will madly click on him: "Don't take Yao as a support."
Lin Lu could only use the ID of "I'm your little deer", transform into a monster, and skillfully pretend to be a girl.
"But I don't know much about anything else, so I just want to play with Yaoyao..."
To be honest, Lin Lu has good skills in playing Yaomei.
He is a fool, but he doesn't act or give away. He actively takes the blame for himself and serves as a supporter to provide psychological counseling.
But the hero Nai He Yao is inherently weak. A tailwind is the icing on the cake, but a headwind is useless.
After kneeling ten times in a row and losing the king, Lin Lu finally met a reliable wild king and quickly made three rainbow farts.
After tasting the sweetness, Lin Lu formed a team with Wild King for several games and successfully added game friends.
The two keep in touch more and more frequently, and often play games in tandem.
Lin Lu is responsible for mixing, and Ye Wang is responsible for leading.
"Good brother, that's great, Four Sharks!"
"Can I still be your little deer in this game QAQ"
"Brother, wait for me, I'll fuck you! I'll fuck you! Give you a shield!"
On the other end of the headset, Gu Changkong showed an unknown smile.
After getting along for a while, Lin Lu gradually felt that something was wrong.
Why does the wild king come to him every day?
Why give him the skin of his beloved Huayue on the Chinese Valentine's Day?
Why do you want to play Marco Polo CP double row with him?
Lin Lu talked nervously with Ye Wang, but unexpectedly learned that the two were actually schoolmates!
Lin Lu slipped away so fast that he didn't dare to become the king for several days.
Finally one night, there was a knock on the door. Lin Lu opened the door and took a look. His scalp was numb.
Gu Changkong blocked the door, half-smiling but not smiling: "Didn't you agree to be my little deer? Why did you run away?"
Purpose: Facing the true self calmly
