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[The new article has been completed, thank you for your support, "Mao Mao has a crush on me?" ! The copy is at the bottom, pre-collection of "Are You Straight or Curved [Through the Book]"]
Shen Qiu passed through the book and became the cannon fodder in the novel about the cp-free urban male protagonist...
In the original text, the original protagonist is incompetent and even covets the male protagonist Lu Yidong's property with the scumbag, and they both play in the male protagonist's minefield.
The cannon fodder was disliked by everyone and eventually died tragically on the street.
When Shen Qiu came in, his bank card had just been frozen, and he was kicked out of the house. He turned around and saw the rich sea.
Wow! Cat's eye snail.
Wow! Big razor clam king.
Wow! Moon shell.
The refrigerator is empty? Fine!
He relies on water to drink, and he relies on rushing to the sea to pick up seafood for cooking.
Bank card frozen? No problem!
He makes money by editing videos of gourmet food and catching up on the sea.
Disgusted by a scumbag? Don't be afraid!
He pulled the male protagonist's tiger skin and kicked the scumbag away.
"To be honest, Lu Yidong and I truly love each other."
Scumbag:?
"I'm only close to you because of him."
"..." The scumbag was stunned.
Shen Qiu was secretly happy that he had regained a victory.
When I turned my head, I was dumbfounded and felt that the soles of my feet were weak.
Lu Yidong was standing behind him with an unpredictable expression.
The two people who "truly love each other" looked at each other in silence.
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Not long after marrying for profit, Shen Qiu unexpectedly participated in a variety show.
Audience dissatisfaction: Where did the transparent little person come from?
Result——
The variety show went out to collect ingredients, and celebrities rushed to help.
The food cooked during the live broadcast was delicious and delicious, and fans called for it to be cooked.
The video of playing and singing accidentally went viral, and passers-by shouted that it was my first love.
It was explosive and envious all the way.
His relationship with business tycoon Lu Yidong was exposed, and there were divergent opinions.
Haters: Hidden rules! Rely on the sponsor to get the upper hand!
Shen Qiuzheng was worried whether online comments would affect their peaceful breakup.
Suddenly, a new message popped up on Weibo.
Lu Yidong, who has forgotten his password all year round, posted a short but powerful Weibo.
"We have met our parents and have a loving and legal relationship."
Shen Qiu: Huh?
Shen Qiu: Huh? ! ! !
PS: Catching the sea refers to the process of people living on the seaside fishing or collecting seafood on the tidal flats and reefs of the coast in time for the ebb and flow of the tide. [From Baidu Encyclopedia]
The author is not a professional TUT. If there are any errors, please point them out.
1. Shuangjie 1v1 he
2. Background: same-sex marriage is legal
3. Brainless sweet text, cute and cute without brains
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"Mao Mao, he has a crush on me?" !
Also known as "Mao Mao, he has evil intentions!"
Lin Miao has a super power. He can understand cats talking since he was a child.
It's not a very strong ability, but Lin Miao likes it very much.
He would rather squat on the ground and meow at the cat than talk to people.
With this superpower, Lin Miao knew cats well and joined a stray cat rescue organization in college.
I also learned a lot about cats.
For example:
Most cats cannot understand human speech and only know words such as "eat" and "snacks". Moreover, in many cases the cats understand, but are too lazy to pay attention to the shit-shocker.
Most cats have simple minds, and their meows are meaningless. When translated, they mean "the weather is so nice" and "they haven't had enough to eat".
One day, he met a greasy orange cat who was extremely talkative.
The orange cat's first sentence was: "Meow——" Wife! Come touch me!
Lin Miao: Pfft——
Have you ever seen someone called a shit shovel, a twoleg, and what's going on with someone calling you a wife? ! !
Then he heard more naughty words from the cat.
But it's just a cat. What bad thoughts can a cat have~
At most, Fat Orange is smarter.
Lin Miao looked lovingly and touched the cat's head: "My dear, you are so good. Eat more."
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Later, during volunteer activities at a rescue organization, Lin Miao met a boy named Lan Shen.
Those smiling eyes are exactly the same as when the fat orange cat talks dirty words.
Lin Miao: It's impossible, it's just an illusion.
That night, I met Fat Orange again, cursing me.
Fat Orange: "Meow meow meow -" Wife, you are so indifferent during the day.
Clang——
Lin Miao fell off the stool.
Brainless sweet pet article!
There is also a similar type of book-traveling entertainment industry "Are you straight or curved [Through-the-book]"
The idiot is stupider than the "straight man" and struggles to survive in order to keep his virginity
Intention: Love life and be positive
