I Have the Useless Wife Aura [Quick Transmigration]

The blurb for my next novel, All the Infinite-World Players Spend Money to Raise Me, is below >>> Blurb Chi Yiyi is a pretty little mess, useless at everything except eating. As a lazybones, though, she has the luck of a koi fish. Even if she does nothing, everything goes smoothly, and she can coast through life until she dies. One day, she sees a new ad from Jinjiang Literature City: “A thousand virtuous male leads, half of them at Jinjiang Literature City.” She casually comments, “I don’t believe it. Let me try one and I might.” That very night, she gets swept into quick transmigration. Useless Wife Halo: We’ve linked you to 100 virtuous male leads across various worlds. Please order them around to your heart’s content. Chi Yiyi: Ah, isn’t that a little mean~ #The heroine lies flat, while the male leads are hapless #Secretly adored by everyone, with everyone’s crush being one-sided *Dreamscape: The only playback medium in the cyberpunk world, designed to provide a fully immersive holographic experience. A dreamscape movie is an immersive holographic movie, and a dreamscape livestream is an immersive holographic livestream. Planned stories [Cyberpunk Star Lies Flat] In the cyberpunk entertainment industry, entertainment is everything and dreamscape livestreams are all the rage. They say celebrities make good money. This useless girl can confirm it firsthand: how did she become famous just by livestreaming herself doing nothing? [Holographic Online-Dating Scam] After the kind and beautiful heroine steals her photos, the useless girl praises her: “I can’t believe there are kind people who’ll help you flirt with men these days. I get to enjoy the original heroine’s online flirting results. How nice!” [Turned into the Top-Tier Star’s Cat, Then Became Human in His Arms] Eating at the top-tier star’s house, sleeping at an award-winning actor’s house. She’s a tough little freeloader with a constantly changing owner. Hilarious! These male leads all think they’re the only ones she lets pet her~ [Pretty Maid Beta Turns Omega] Click to see how a useless Beta maid turns the tables and orders around the family’s three pure Alphas! But why do they look at her differently after her hidden second gender presents? [How a Useless Heroine Survives the Apocalypse] The dumber the death, the higher the points. The useless girl rushes recklessly into danger while the male leads scramble to save her. By the end, rumors are everywhere: Never mess with Eleven, because she has people above her (humans) and below her (zombies). [The Useless Contrast in a Workplace Variety Show] Everyone else understands things at an enterprise level, while the useless girl misunderstands them at an enterprise level. The domineering CEO: “The atmosphere at the company is great.” Useless Secretary Chi: “The boss praised us. Let’s chat even more enthusiastically~” [The Beloved Darling of a Wealthy Family Lies Flat!] Everyone in high society is talking about how tacky the kidnapped real heiress of the Chi family’s daughter must be. Then Chi Yiyi rides a fine horse into the mansion’s grand hall, dressed in a brightly colored padded jacket, dazzling everyone. Once you’re tacky enough, you’re trendy! The useless girl from the grasslands becomes the wealthy family’s beloved darling! [Chi Yiyi’s Original World] She meets her childhood friends for the first time as an adult. They’re doing the same things they did as children, so why do they feel different now? [Republic-Era Bride Brought in to Bring Good Fortune] I become the era’s one true love by lying flat. [Exes’ Dating Show] The useless girl goes on a show with four ex-boyfriends. She has to hide from the audience that all four male contestants are her exes, while also hiding from each ex that she used to date someone else. Useless girl: What a headache. Extra world: [Dormitory Supervisor of the Men’s Dorm] To be continued >>> All the Infinite-World Players Spend Money to Raise Me Mi Shi wakes up to find herself in an infinite space teeming with serial killers, androids, zombies, and ghosts. The moment she opens her eyes, she sees a security guard zombie with a rotting head revving up a chainsaw at her. “Bzzzt, bzzzt, ” Mi Shi waits five seconds, but the overpowered System found in every female-led infinite-world novel never shows up. She gives up and lies flat. Known facts: The other guy: adult male, mutated zombie, chainsaw, maxed-out buffs. And her: useless college girl, wearing flip-flops from the start, holding takeout. Seeing that she can’t win, Mi Shi immediately lies down and folds her hands over her chest. “So what? It’s finals season, and I don’t want to live anyway!” The next second, she feels something poking her under her. She pulls it out and finds a machine gun. ??? Where did the machine gun come from? One infinite world after another, the useless girl constantly struggles between “I can survive this” and “Whatever, I’ll just die.” But for some reason, whenever she gets into danger, she finds [Outfits that improve her physical abilities], [Medicine that instantly restores her health], [Skill Books], and [One-Time Invincibility Items]. When she finds yet another pretty dress and changes into it, every infinite-world player on the other side of the screen grins. In reality, Mi Shi has become an NPC in Infinite Survival, an idle game that infinite-world players use to kill time. The people controlling her are the top ten players in the infinite world. Before playing the game “Who’d play this stupid game that wastes points?” “I’m putting this out there: spending money in games is for idiots. Free-to-play forever!” After playing the game (and meeting Mi Shi) “I survived an S+ level mission today. I should have enough points to buy Mi Shi a pair of sheepskin shoes...” “I nearly died in that small world. Why can’t I give my items to the game character?!” “Why is this outfit so ugly? TOP 1 must’ve bought it. Change it, change it!!!” The players think they’re playing a game. Then, after working together to level up NPC Mi Shi and max out all her gear, they meet her in the real infinite world. “Hi, everyone. It’s nice to meet you...” Mi Shi smiles brightly, dressed in the clothes they bought for her, unaware that the players who spent money on her are already green with jealousy. #A useless beauty and the male leads who spend money on her #Whoever becomes Infinite World No. 1 is the male lead. Theme: How lovely love is