[Police Academy Squad + Cosplay Transmigration] The Five True Liquors Are Here

Here, stars fall and space-time overlaps Kindness becomes evil, and sincerity eventually turns into deceit We will laugh wildly through the long night, then vanish as dawn breaks We will reverse the flow of time, and give everything to do it All of the above is fake It’s all a script written by the unlucky childhood friend beside me, currently pinned beneath the four of us [Amuro] glowered. “Hagiwara! You wrote this script, didn’t you?!” [Morofushi]’s smile vanished. “Definitely. Only Hagiwara would know this cringey writing style and these familiar details.” “Hagiwara, you’re forbidden from writing scripts like this again.” [Date] held a toothpick between his teeth, his smile so bright it was almost excessive, and his tone was gentler than the others’. But his hands showed no mercy as he forced the struggling [Hagiwara] back down. “Hagi really is innocent! Besides, art comes from life. It’s easier to write a novel using your character profiles, and Hagi had no idea this would happen.” [Hagiwara] pretended to cry. [Matsuda] smoked pensively, but with his other hand, he mercilessly rapped his fake-crying childhood friend on the head. That’s what you get for writing scripts full of cliffhangers and tragedy, you serial procrastinator. It wasn’t enough that you usually made a bunch of people howl over your tragic stories. Now you’ve dragged us into one, too. Urgent: We’ve transmigrated into our cosplay characters, and the script is a hellish one written by our childhood friend. Do we infiltrate the main plot to scare the kids, or take down the liquor company and become the big boss? The five friends, used to roughhousing, had no idea what would happen if passersby caught sight of their dangerous auras and the scene they were making. For example, someone might call the police. That really would be very bad! Warnings: A silly, stress-relieving story about saving the Police Academy Five. Very short. The whole Police Academy Five are just friends, and the protagonists are alternate-world versions of them. The scripts are all just scripts, the tragedies are fake, and snuggling is real. Theme: Let the light continue to shine, let justice continue to exist, and let warmth always remain in our hearts.