After Falling into the Demon Realm with the Sword Venerable

Yu Si spent twenty years living in fear and trembling in the cultivation world, but still couldn't escape being framed by her innocent-looking younger sister and pushed into the Demon Realm by her own fiance.

She thought she was as good as dead, but someone rescued her. Her savior was a handsome young man.

Yu Si fell for him instantly, imagining all the stories she'd read: transmigrating into a perilous situation, being rescued by a powerful man, falling into a passionate and tortured romance, and eventually reaching a happy ending.

Then she realized her savior wasn't right in the head.

He talked about fairness constantly, dividing the rice grain by grain and counting the pickled vegetables one stem at a time.

When she wouldn't eat, he got upset.

After changing her bandages and seeing her, he demanded that she look at him in return, without the slightest embarrassment.

When she refused, he got upset.

They had to split the narrow wooden bed exactly in half. She was restless in her sleep and crossed the line, so he shoved her back without a trace of gentlemanly consideration. When her leg accidentally landed on him, he shoved it back on top of her, and she spent the whole night dreaming of being pinned down by a ghost.

Yu Si finally understood: her savior was a lunatic.

Her love affair was over before it had even begun...

Life was hard, but if she wanted to return to the cultivation world, she had no choice but to cling to her savior's coattails and obediently follow him around like a little sidekick.

Later, Yu Si discovered that although her savior talked endlessly about fairness, he would stand in front of her and risk his life to protect her.

He showed no tenderness toward women and was cold to her, yet always took her feelings into account and never let her suffer the slightest grievance.

He was the one who pulled her out of the mire and gave her a new life.

Yu Si fell for him all over again.

She dropped hints every way she could, only to find that her savior remained utterly unmoved and showed no sign of interest.

There was nothing for it. She could only suffer another heartbreak.

But then she realized he did like her. He just didn't understand it.

When all hope seems lost, a new path may appear.

It turned out the aloof Sword Venerable, once high above everyone else, had already fallen from his pedestal.

He had long since fallen deeply in love with her.

Only after they returned to the cultivation world did Yu Si discover how formidable her savior's identity was. He was the youngest Sword Venerable in the history of the cultivation world, a heaven-blessed prodigy, and also the first Sword Venerable ever to have a mental illness.

His strange exploits are still passed around the cultivation world to this day.

A female cultivator deliberately dressed provocatively and offered herself to him. He stripped off his clothes, revealing a firm, muscular body, not to pursue her, but to make things fair by letting her look at him in return.

Later, he changed. Whenever a female cultivator blocked his way, he simply shut his eyes and drew his sword to drive her off. From then on, he also earned the title "Heartless Sword Venerable."

When someone deliberately provoked him by saying he'd never been to the Demon Realm, he grabbed the person and jumped off the Demonfall Cliff with them. Only after landing in the Demon Realm did he scold them righteously.

As a result, he was trapped in the Demon Realm for three years.

Yu Si: "I can't believe I'm with such a weirdo..."

Half in the Demon Realm, half in the cultivation world, a monster-fighting romance with everyday comedy. A goofy, sweet story.

A straight male Sword Venerable with an unusual mind (a lunatic) x a timid, innocent heroine

The entire story is already written and will update steadily.

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Note: The heroine has a tragic background. She's timid and cowardly at first, but will improve later.

Maybe if the heroine weren't so timid, she'd probably fall out with the hero, and then this would be a different story.

Writing isn't easy. Please don't leave nasty comments if it's not your thing. Thank you.

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Everyone in the cultivation world knows that Ming Shu, the Sword Sect's senior sister, is alluring and beautiful, but also old-fashioned and strict, a wooden beauty.

As a wooden beauty through and through, Ming Shu has to uphold the sect's reputation by facing down provocations from disciples of other sects. She also has to serve as an emotional counselor for her junior disciples, helping a junior sister who's been strung along find a new love and helping a junior brother who's been swindled by a cross-dressing fraud get justice.

At night, she even has to help her lovesick master come up with thirty-six plans to win back his wife.

Every day, she diligently fulfills her duties and maintains her image.

But no one knows that the stern senior sister, who never cracks a smile during the day, sneaks down the mountain every night to buy sweets and secretly eats them in her room.

Few people know, either, that Ming Shu rose above all the inner disciples to claim the position of Sword Sect senior sister thanks to the bargaining skills she honed in her previous life by arguing with market aunties for three hundred rounds. She was invincible, swept the Pill Sect disciples aside, and saved the Sword Sect disciples countless spirit stones.

Then a junior brother arrived at the Pill Sect: stingy, sharp-tongued, and unwilling to part with even a single coin. The Sword Sect's expenses skyrocketed, complaints mounted, and Ming Shu's position as senior sister was suddenly in jeopardy.

Worse still, one day her rival caught her sneaking sweets, and her carefully maintained image was about to crumble.

With old grudges and new grievances in mind, Ming Shu quietly resolved to kill her rival in the secret realm and get rid of him once and for all.

They fought, and during a break in the middle of the fight, her rival offered her a sweet pastry. Unable to resist the temptation, she took it.

They were both drugged.

The second time, a high-level monster chased them as they ran for their lives. Once they had escaped and caught their breath, her rival offered her sweet wine again.

Only a fool would use the same trick twice.

So she happily took it, and they were both drugged again.

The third time...

The past was too embarrassing to look back on, and Ming Shu wasn't someone who cared much about her virtue.

Then, three months later, Ming Shu discovered she was pregnant with her rival's child.

Ming Shu: ?

Asking for advice: Would it be bad for the baby if I kept the child and ditched the father?

The Phoenix Clan has always had few children, and no descendants had been born into the clan for decades.

Under everyone's watchful eyes, the young prince Ning Zhuo left the clan, tasked with revitalizing the Phoenix Clan and continuing its bloodline.

The clan elders were moved to tears and packed him plenty of Phoenix Clan specialties.

Only after he got involved with a female cultivator he disliked did he realize something was wrong with those specialties.

So he threw away the sweet pastries, the sweet wine...

In the end, he discovered that the clan elders had drugged every single thing they'd given him.

Ning Zhuo: ?

He'd been outsmarted!

As the youngest member of the Phoenix Clan, but the first to have a child, Ning Zhuo was so proud of himself that he stopped being afraid of his older brothers.

Until everyone came to tell him that Phoenix Clan children couldn't be allowed to grow up outside the clan.

So he trudged off on the road to win back his love and bring his child home.

A supposedly alluring wooden beauty who is actually a serious sweets addict x a supposedly arrogant and stingy junior brother of the Pill Sect who is actually a Phoenix prince with the lowest standing in his family and a habit of shedding feathers

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After overworked office worker Yan Chi died from working overtime, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a vicious supporting woman who was in love with the heroine.

That's right, in love with the heroine, not the hero.

The vicious supporting woman was the Demon Realm's female Demon Lord. She was powerful and rich, but also a hopeless romantic.

She pursued the heroine openly and was happy to fawn over her.

But women in love with women never had happy endings, and they couldn't have children, either. That meant the Demon Realm would have no one to inherit it.

The Demon Realm's elders were frantic. After sending handsome men and trying to drug her, among other things, all failed, they secretly decided to kill her and sent her off with a cup of poisoned wine.

Yan Chi: ?

If she wanted to stay alive, the only option was to flirt with everyone in the cultivation world, pass through a field of flowers without looking back, become a carefree playboy, and announce to everyone that she'd changed her mind and liked men now.

As luck would have it, romances between monks and demons, humans and monsters, and masters and disciples were all the rage in the cultivation world.

Yan Chi decided to start with a monk-demon romance.

The Buddhist Sect's holy son was calm and composed. She donated a fortune to renovate the entire sect and restore its golden statues, successfully earning herself a place as the Buddhist Sect's honored guest and getting close to the holy son.

The Unfeeling Sect's leader had entered the Unfeeling Path through killing. Cold and heartless, he was a famous beauty high above the rest of the cultivation world.

But Yan Chi knew that the aloof sect leader's true form was a fluffy fox spirit. So she showered him with spirit stones and offered a fortune for a chicken, just to make him smile. She successfully gained entry to the Unfeeling Sect.

The Hehuan Sect's Qingfeng Daoist Venerable was dashing and charming, and had long held first place on the cultivation world's list of handsome men.

Yan Chi brought money into the sect and became a disciple under Qingfeng Daoist Venerable, ready to start a heart-wrenching master-disciple romance.

Later, rumors spread through the cultivation world that Demon Lord Yan Chi had fallen for someone else and was infatuated with Pei Jinzhi, the Sword Venerable's only disciple. She wouldn't stop pursuing him, even when he took temporary substitute jobs at various sects.

The important thing was that the Sword Venerable's disciple was a man.

The Demon Realm's elders were so moved that they wept with joy. That very night, they went to the Sword Sect with betrothal gifts and offered a fortune to marry him.

Yan Chi: ? So the Buddhist Sect's holy son, the Unfeeling Sect's leader, and the Hehuan Sect's Qingfeng Daoist Venerable are all Pei Jinzhi?

So she's still a lovesick fool, just fawning over a different person?

This is completely ridiculous.

Pei Jinzhi was born with a sword bone, a once-in-a-century genius and the heir to the position of the next Sword Venerable.

But he was born at the wrong time.

The Sword Sect had exhausted its resources and was growing poorer by the day, while his master, Jingyuan Sword Venerable, was combative and hot-tempered and had run up an enormous debt in spirit stones.

To make life a little less difficult, Pei Jinzhi secretly took work as a substitute, standing in for cultivators caught up in stories of winning back a lover, painful romances, and belatedly realizing they loved her, so those people could pursue their true love without worry.

But no matter what role he took on, a rich female cultivator always chased after him, openly and discreetly showering him with spirit stones to get close.

Time and again, he wanted to tell her outright, "There's no need. If you have money, just give it to me. I'm willing to offer myself."

But professional ethics held him back.

Later, his identity was exposed, and rumors spread through the cultivation world that she was madly in love with him.

He was overjoyed. At last, he could cling to a rich patron and escape the Sword Sect's hard times.

Premise: Keep believing, and you'll see the rainbow after the rain.