After transmigrating as the daughter of a powerful Grand Secretary, she's the most beautiful woman in the imperial capital, breathtakingly gorgeous, but lazy, fond of food, and terrible at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting.
Her father is always brandishing a feather duster at her, and her brother can't stand her.
Her childhood sweetheart is no help at all.
She hides her true nature, plays dumb and acts cute, and finally manages to cling to the emperor's favor.
But her childhood sweetheart is just too beautiful, and she's been lusting after him for ages...
Si Cheng is the emperor of Nanyu, noble by birth, handsome, and devoted in love.
Every day, he goes to great lengths to please his adorable wife.
His wife is lazy and demanding, and keeps her little schemes under wraps.
He indulges and dotes on her, pretending not to know about the mischief she gets up to.
But his wife has some nerve. She's always thinking of having an affair and putting horns on his head. That, he can't tolerate...
Also known as How to Break Up with the Emperor Without Making a Scene and How to Run Away with My Childhood Sweetheart
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The heroine is a scheming girl. On the surface, she's a pampered little drama queen; behind the scenes, she's a black-hearted lotus. Basically, she's a bad, bad girl, so feel free to blame her for anything that happens.
The hero is a poor little thing. Even if you torment me a thousand times, I'll still treat you like my first love.
Please don't flame me if it's not your thing. Thanks.
I wrote this a long time ago. I hope I had fun writing it and my cuties have fun reading it.
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Yu Si had spent twenty years living on edge in the cultivation world, but still couldn't escape being framed by her little white-lotus sister and pushed into the Demon Realm by her own fiance.
She thought she was as good as dead, but someone rescued her. Her savior was a handsome young man.
Yu Si fell head over heels and imagined all the familiar plots from romance novels: a transmigrator in peril, rescued by a powerful man, followed by a passionate, torturous romance and a happy ending.
Then she realized her savior wasn't normal.
He went on and on about fairness. He portioned out rice grain by grain and counted pickled vegetables one at a time.
When she refused to eat, her savior got upset.
When he changed her bandages and saw her body, he shamelessly insisted she had to look at him in return.
When she refused, her savior got upset.
They had to split the narrow wooden bed exactly in half. She was a restless sleeper, and when she crossed the line, he shoved her back without a shred of gentlemanly grace. When she accidentally rested a leg on him, he pinned her down in return, leaving her with a night of sleep-paralysis nightmares.
Yu Si finally understood: her savior was a lunatic.
Her love had ended before it even began...
Life was hard, but if she wanted to return to the cultivation world, she had no choice but to stay by her savior's side, sucking up to him and acting like an obedient little follower.
Later, Yu Si discovered that although her savior went on and on about fairness, he would step in front of her and risk his life to save her.
He showed no tenderness toward women and was curt with her, yet always considered her feelings and never let her suffer the slightest grievance.
He was the one who pulled her out of the mire and gave her a new life.
Yu Si fell head over heels all over again.
She dropped every hint she could, but her savior remained unmoved and gave no indication of how he felt.
There was nothing for it. She had to suffer another heartbreak.
Then she realized he did like her. He simply didn't understand his own feelings.
Just when all hope seems lost, a new path opens up.
The aloof, untouchable Sword Venerable had already fallen from his pedestal.
He had long since fallen deeply in love with her.
After returning to the cultivation world, Yu Si discovered that her savior had an incredible identity: the youngest Sword Venerable in the history of the cultivation world, a heaven-blessed prodigy, and also the first Sword Venerable ever with a mental illness.
Tales of his exploits are still passed around the cultivation world.
When a female cultivator deliberately dressed provocatively and offered herself to him, he stripped off his clothes, revealing his firm, muscular body. He wasn't trying to get involved with her; he just wanted to be fair and let her look at him in return.
Later, he changed. When another female cultivator blocked his path, he simply closed his eyes, drew his sword, and sent her packing. From then on, he was known as the "Heartless Sword Venerable."
When someone deliberately provoked him by saying he'd never been to the Demon Realm, he grabbed them and jumped off the Demonfall Cliff. Only after landing in the Demon Realm did he give them a righteous scolding.
As a result, he was trapped in the Demon Realm for three years.
Yu Si: "I can't believe I'm with such a weirdo..."
Half in the Demon Realm, half in the cultivation world: a goofy, sweet story about fighting monsters and falling in love.
A Sword Venerable whose mind works differently (a lunatic) x a timid little white lotus heroine
Theme: Lighthearted entertainment
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