A preview of "After Getting the Bratty Drama Queen Script" is at the very bottom of this blurb. Take a look if you're interested, cuties. Sending love~
[Gentle, chronically ill beauty who only wants to lie flat × big-tailed wolf who tries hard to act obedient]
After a lifetime of fighting and refusing to believe in fate, Pei Wan worked himself to death, only to discover he was a minor cannon-fodder character destined to die in an overwhelmingly sweet romance novel. All his hard work had just been paving the way for the leads.
Reborn, Pei Wan spread his hands: Since I don't have long to live anyway, I might as well get ready to retire early.
But he couldn't rely on his sickly body to support him in retirement, so he found himself a responsible, obedient, earnest-looking retirement assistant who seemed like he could live a long time. Under the assistant's sparkling gaze, he signed an agreement and got married, ready to enjoy a lazy life of eating his fill and waiting for death.
#The cannon fodder only cares about the retirement plotline#
#One generation plants the trees, the next enjoys the shade; plant trees on your deathbed, and enjoy a happy life#
After they got married, Pei Wan did have to get up early and go to bed early now and then, eat healthily, and take his medicine on time, all under the pressure of sweet, sugary pleading. But his little sapling was tall and handsome, pure and harmless, gentle-tempered and sweet-tongued. He also knew just how to make Pei Wan's life one where meals were served and clothes brought to him.
He even helped deal with his biased family members when they came looking for trouble; served as a thoughtful hand warmer and body pillow; covered for him when he brushed off his nagging childhood friend and personal doctor; and handled the boring admirers who coveted his looks and his inheritance...
With nothing to worry about, Pei Wan happily lay flat, letting his little sapling expand his duties as he pleased:
Until the little sapling held him captive in his arms and planted a thoroughly possessive kiss on the corner of his lips...
Pei Wan: I don't think my script is going according to plan?
The first thing Lu Wenxing did after being reborn was put on an obedient mask and agree to a "contract marriage" with Pei Wan.
At first, to make up for deceiving Pei Wan, Lu Wenxing only wanted to spoil him.
Later, he wanted to keep him somewhere only he could see.
And later still, he came up with an even better idea.
1. Younger top, mutual pampering, feelings go both ways.
2. Not based on real people.
Blurb screenshot dated 2022.4.27
[After Getting the Bratty Drama Queen Script]
A quirky, melodramatic bottom × a top who plays the leading man for love every day
After a car accident, Jian Chen realizes that he's the bratty cannon-fodder character in a sweet romance novel. He used his childhood friendship with the top, Jiang Yunchuan, to force him into marriage, then made a scene when Jiang Yunchuan wanted a divorce, repeatedly sabotaged the bottom, and ultimately brought about his own death in a car accident.
Most importantly, the story says Jiang Yunchuan is sexually indifferent to everyone except the bottom.
Jian Chen: If my husband can't do the job, I should dump him as soon as possible.
The next day, Jiang Yunchuan brings over the divorce agreement. "Since we've known each other so long, I'll give you thirty million..."
Jian Chen doesn't even look at it. He grabs the contract, signs his name with a flourish, then places his hands on his knees and smiles obediently: Waiting for my severance pay...
Jiang Yunchuan: "The production team will transfer the money to your account later. Filming starts the day after tomorrow. Don't be late."
Jian Chen: People have to livestream their divorces these days?
Jian Chen is devastated to find out that the divorce didn't happen and that he has to act lovey-dovey with Jiang Yunchuan on a variety show.
He doesn't care whether Jiang Yunchuan and the other lead can fall in love. He just can't keep living like a monk!
A bratty drama queen, huh? Fine, he'll be bratty!
During the rice-planting task, he touches his cheek and puts on an affected voice. "Brother Yunchuan, the sun is so strong. I'll get sunburned..."
When they're short on funds, he clutches his chest dramatically, his lips trembling. "Why won't you buy me roses? Don't you love me anymore?"
During an early-morning hike, he plants his hands on his hips and orders imperiously, "Jiang Yunchuan, I can't walk anymore. Hurry up and carry me!"
Fans online go wild shipping them. Jian Chen watches Jiang Yunchuan's face grow darker and sneers: Let's see how long you can put up with this!
Jiang Yunchuan realizes that his childhood friend has been acting a little strange lately:
He keeps flirting with him for no reason, his eyes sparkle, his voice is soft, and he keeps clinging to him. It's... really cute.
So cute. He wants to...
Jian Chen puts on a spectacular performance, but Jiang Yunchuan's divorce papers never arrive, no matter how long he waits. With the story's bottom about to appear, Jian Chen grits his teeth and decides to unleash his ultimate move.
He changes into his husband's shirt, two sizes too big, sprays on the perfume Jiang Yunchuan hates most, and deliberately reveals one collarbone. Barefoot, he puts an arm around Jiang Yunchuan's shoulders, his eyes brimming with tears. "Brother Yunchuan, do you really hate me that much?"
Jian Chen waits for Jiang Yunchuan to shove him away in disgust and fling the divorce papers at him. Instead, everything goes dark, and he finds himself pinned to the bed.
The man above him has a deep, shadowed gaze and speaks in a dark voice. "How could I hate you? I only hope you don't hate me."
The next day, Jian Chen's eyes are red and he looks ready to cry: What happened to him being sexually indifferent?
Theme: Face life with a positive, optimistic attitude
I like this mother so much. I hope that Mother Lu will live a happy and beautiful life in the next life, with people pampering and loving her.
Isn't this mother a mother?
Wuhu, although short but very sweet
I speculate that this Song Ya is not Song Ya. Either someone else planned plastic surgery to become Song Ya, or she is his aunt?
It's not over yet. Will I come back in half a year?
Song Ya is no longer the original Song Ya... Plotted, sha...
Wuwuwuwu Fortunately, Xiao Lu is here. If Mr. Pei had to face those two lunatics of motherly kindness and sonship alone, he would be suffocated just thinking about it.
What kind of yygq expert is Ji Luo hahahahahaha
Super beautiful, who doesn't like sweet love?
So sweet!! Secret love!!