Are Everyone Else’s Kept Lovers Like This Too?

[Complete. The Xingyang side-couple extra is in my author page. My next book is "After Signing a Dating Contract with the Film Emperor." The blurb is at the bottom. If you're interested, please add it to your collection. Heart, heart~]

[Blurb]

After transmigrating into a book, Ruan Chu becomes a villainous cannon-fodder character who is devoted to the protagonist gong and will do anything to get his attention. When he arrives, the protagonist gong is passionately confessing to his white-moonlight shou, while Ruan Chu is being warmly greeted with mockery from every direction.

Too lazy to bother with the stomach-churning show put on by the scumbag, Ruan Chu walks away. In his last life, he'd never even dated because he was trying to please his fans. Given a second chance, he's going to do whatever he wants, starting with keeping a male canary.

Later, he sings all the songs he wants, acts in all the roles he wants, eats all the sweets he wants, and makes more and more money. Even the haters come around and admit he's great.

But Ruan Chu gets more and more unhappy. The male canary he pampers is handsome, good-tempered, a great actor, a great cook, and great in bed (blush). But he's far too cold and not obedient at all!

Whatever happened to being sweet and compliant?

Are other people's male canaries like this, too?

Looking at the male canary in the kitchen, wearing a Pikachu apron but still radiating cool, aloof arrogance, Ruan Chu collapses: I'm never going to be happy again.jpg

Cheng Jianhui, a three-time Best Actor, is reborn and wakes up right before his manager drugs him and delivers him to some big shot. He's trying to decide whether to use a wine bottle or a brick when someone saves him.

His rescuer is a young master with rosy lips, white teeth, and a sweet, obedient demeanor. He gazes at Cheng Jianhui with clear, innocent eyes. The cold-hearted Cheng Jianhui finds him rather interesting, and soon he has a little golden pig.

The little golden pig is conscientious, and in less than a year, he makes good on his promise to turn Cheng Jianhui into an international Best Actor.

But every day, Film Emperor Cheng has more to worry about than the day before. His little golden pig is rich and generous, cute and a joy to have around, but he keeps looking at Cheng Jianhui strangely and saying inexplicable things!

Looking at the little golden pig in a Pig Hero pajama set on the sofa, Cheng Jianhui buries his head in the soup pot: Your little golden pigs are so hard to understand.jpg

[Bonus scene]

After belatedly realizing that his own male canary is the protagonist shou's white moonlight, the successful and famous Ruan Chu doesn't want anything to do with the protagonist. After giving him a big-budget movie...

Ruan Chu: Since you don't know how to act cute, I don't want to waste my time with you!

The male canary's face turns instantly ominous and terrifying as he pins Ruan Chu against the door.

Ruan Chu is just about to beg for mercy when someone tugs on his sleeve.

Cheng Jianhui: Peep!

Ruan Chu: …

Aww, so cute! My health bar is empty.jpg

Cute, occasionally chuunibyou shou x cold, double-standard gong who falls in love and gets face-slapped

1. No real-life inspirations x3

2. One-on-one romance, in a setting where same-sex marriage is legal

3. The shou isn't a total airhead. Blame the gong for being so handsome.

Blurb saved as a screenshot on February 7, 2021.

[Blurb for "After Signing a Dating Contract with the Film Emperor"]

A money-loving, sweet-talking, sunny shou vs. a human ice sculpture gong who only wants to dote on him

Chi Yi has spent three years struggling in the entertainment industry, climbing from the thirteenth tier to the eighteenth. He has no car, no house, and no acting jobs. His pursuit of his dream relies entirely on dreaming and wishing.

Stirring his instant noodles, which have one egg and two slices of greens in them, Little Sunshine Chi comforts himself: What's the point of having lots of money? Being healthy and happy is what matters most~

Then the film emperor's manager comes to see him with a check. "Fifty million. Pretend to date Shen Keyan for two months."

Looking at the film emperor across from him, who's practically a human air conditioner, and the steaming-hot check on the table...

Chi Yi: "Money makes you healthier! It's just acting, and I'm good at that! The film emperor is a human ice sculpture, and I'm a little human sun! For fifty million, no, for the film emperor's sake, I'll do a great job playing his boyfriend!"

Film Emperor Shen Keyan comes from a prestigious family, is handsome, has excellent acting skills, and has no bad habits. His fans have never worried about a dating scandal ruining his image. Their only concern is that their big brother is so cold he might spend his whole life alone.

They've even declared: "If anyone is willing to take my brother in, all of us fans will spoil them rotten!"

When they learn Shen Keyan is bringing his boyfriend onto a variety show, his fans say:

#I want to see which little seductress... is willing to take my brother in

#Anyone willing to date Shen Keyan must be an angel

#That little angel is so sweet and healing. He must have won over my brother this way

The first episode airs soon after.

The fans discover that the little boyfriend is indeed sweet, but that's all. Their own big brother, who usually says at most ten sentences a day, each no longer than three words, has suddenly become a chatterbox. He knows his boyfriend's likes and dislikes by heart, and treats him like he's afraid he'll break if he holds him, or melt if he keeps him in his mouth...

Everyone: So which one of them is the little angel? Is this the power of love? We don't understand.

Chi Yi, who had already rolled up his sleeves only to realize he had no chance to show off: Don't ask me. I don't understand either...

Theme: Work hard and strive for success.