At nineteen, Lin Xishui discovered that he was living inside a romance novel, and that he was a cannon-fodder character destined for a miserable end.
In the book, the little cannon-fodder had grown up with the male lead. Once he came of age, he realized he was in love with him. Unfortunately, the male lead was as straight as a steel rod and even homophobic. After meeting the female lead, he fell for her at first sight and began a sweet romance.
But the little cannon-fodder refused to take no for an answer. He pursued him relentlessly and eventually got himself killed from anger.
Lin Xishui: "..." This is ridiculous.
After learning he was living in a book, Lin Xishui felt both happy and sad.
The good news was that he knew the plot and could avoid danger in advance.
The bad news was that he had already fallen for his childhood friend, Xie Yan, and had stepped right into the storyline.
To stay alive, Lin Xishui had no choice but to keep his clingy childhood friend at a distance and join an around-the-clock dating reality show.
The next day, award-winning actress and rich heir Xie Yan made a surprise appearance on the dating show.
Love Travel was a dating reality show that became a hit before it even aired. As the name suggested, the show sent its guests on trips together, where sparks could fly and they could search for true love.
On the show, Xie Yan, the newly crowned national heartthrob, son of an award-winning actress and a wealthy family, and a cold, ruthless man since childhood, fussed over a regular guest, caring for him in every way. He clung to him every moment of the day and wouldn't let anyone else get close.
At first, Netizen 1: The regular guest is really good-looking, but isn't the heir to the Xie Group being a little too humble here?
Netizen 2: It's scripted. It has to be scripted!
Netizen 3: Is no one else shipping them? Cool beauty x big puppy, I'm sold!
Later, Netizen 1: Xixi, my wife, look at me! Don't trust those lousy men!
Netizen 2: My wife is so gorgeous, huff huff. Debut already, don't make me beg you!
Netizen 2: You big dummy, please confess already, or Xixi will be stolen away!
Netizen 3: I'm losing it over them! Am I the only one who thinks they're genuinely so sweet?
Xie Yan: "I'll never like men. Xixi and I are just brothers."
"Best brothers!"
Lin Xishui smiled guiltily. "Right."
Later, one of the guests couldn't hold back and confessed to Lin Xishui.
Xie Yan exploded.
Guest: If you don't like him, why stop other people from liking him?
Xie Yan pulled Lin Xishui behind him, like a wolf guarding its food. "Who said I don't like him?"
Lin Xishui: ?
Because of his family, Xie Yan had been homophobic since childhood and had no affection for gay men.
But he never imagined that Lin Xishui, the person he'd decided since childhood would be his best friend for life, was gay.
Lin Xishui: "I know you can't accept it, but you can't change your sexual orientation. I can only..."
Xie Yan: "What nonsense are you talking about? What's wrong with being gay? Being gay is great. What age are we living in? How could anyone still discriminate against gay people?"
Lin Xishui: "Then would you be okay with me finding a boyfriend?"
Xie Yan: "I would... The hell I would!"
Lin Xishui lowered his head dejectedly.
Xie Yan: "I wouldn't trust anyone else with you, so I'll be your boyfriend."
Lin Xishui: ?
A beloved catlike bottom x a fiercely loyal, jealous puppy of a top
*No real-life inspirations. Any similarities are purely coincidental.
*The top pampers the bottom!
Coming soon 1: Hand the System Over to My Hubby!
Bai Yuan dreamed of a passionate night with a handsome man, then woke up to discover he'd transmigrated.
He'd arrived in a backward fictional dynasty, where he'd become the male consort of the King of Yongzhou. A System was forcing him to work hard and help his royal husband, King Yong, conquer the land.
For a lazy young man who had saved up enough money to retire, it was like a bolt from the blue.
Bai Yuan: "I'd rather die. Make it quick, I'm in a hurry to reincarnate."
The System threw a tantrum: "The shop has fried chicken, cola, crawfish, and the newest game console! You can exchange points for anything as long as you complete your tasks. Host, please look on the bright side!"
Bai Yuan thought for two seconds and came up with a great plan.
He could take it easy and let his hardworking, ambitious husband do all the work of conquering the land. As long as the System's tasks were completed, he could earn points and exchange them for rewards. What could be better?
At first, his points accumulated slowly, and the game console seemed a long way off. Bai Yuan had no choice but to try another approach and earn points by increasing his intimacy with the protagonist.
But the protagonist's gaze grew more and more peculiar by the day.
Then Bai Yuan learned that he had the blood of an ancient merfolk in his veins, and that he was carrying a child.
In other words, he'd cuckolded King Yong.
The lazy fish had no choice but to pack his things and leave in tears, ready to raise the child alone.
At first, Xiao Chen thought: Impossible. He loves me so much. He wouldn't leave me.
Later, Xiao Chen grew furious: He clearly loves me. Why did he leave me!
Bai Yuan had no choice but to tell him the truth: "How about earning some points?"
After clearing things up, Bai Yuan still tried to run away, only to be stopped by King Yong once again. "Where are you taking our child?"
Bai Yuan: "What? That rough, uncouth bastard who nearly killed me in bed was you?!"
Everyone knew that King Yong's newly wedded consort was a little immortal who had descended from heaven.
When they had no rice or grain, he could find some. When an epidemic struck, he had a cure. When they had no money, he could find gold mines...
The little immortal was Yongzhou's savior!
Bai Yuan, the lazy fish who slept after eating and ate after sleeping every day: "Huh? What did you say? My game console is too loud. I can't hear you!"
Later, King Yong gazed at him tenderly. "A Yuan, you really are my lucky star. What do you want? I can give you anything."
Bai Yuan exclaimed excitedly: "I want pizza, fried chicken, little cakes, cola, beer, Yakult, a phone, a tablet, new games, and a Simmons mattress would be even better!"
King Yong: "..."
King Yong put on a cold face, picked him up, carried him into the room, and gritted his teeth. "No. You want me. You have to want me."
*Self-conquering top x lazy bottom
Coming soon 2: Oops, I Seduced the Wrong Guy!
During summer vacation, Shen Huan was courted online for two months. He was finally won over and decided to keep up with the times and try an online relationship.
But on the day they met in person, he discovered that the other guy was a jerk who was dating two people at once and thought Shen Huan was stupid.
Shen Huan was furious. Then he found out the jerk went to the same school and lived in the same dorm as him. He was also the campus heartthrob, known as an aloof beauty. What a fake.
Shen Huan decided to give him a taste of his own medicine.
He'd seduce him, wait for him to take the bait, then dump him hard and leave him crying and full of regret.
Shen Huan consulted all kinds of resources, asked his friends for advice, and came up with a meticulous plan.
Bring him water after basketball to show how thoughtful he was. Ask him to blow-dry his hair to build intimacy. Gaze at him suggestively during meals. Pretend to stumble into his arms to get closer. Take the class he liked so they could connect on a deeper level.
The jerk took the bait before long, fell deeply in love with him, and even wanted a relationship with marriage in mind.
Shen Huan gave a cold laugh, ready to teach him a lesson and show him how cruel the world could be.
Then he realized he might have seduced the wrong guy. QAQ.
Bai Zhoudu's diary.
My new roommate keeps sneaking glances at me.
When I play basketball, he softly cheers me on, his eyes shining like a little deer's.
I helped him dry his hair and accidentally saw his slender, pale neck. It's so slender, so pale.
We ate together today. A grain of rice was stuck to the corner of his mouth, and he looked at me all dazed. So cute.
He nearly fell while walking. He seemed startled and just stood there in a daze. I should keep an eye on him from now on.
He came to my Russian literature elective with me and fell asleep. His eyelashes are so long. I held up my book to shield him, but he distracted me the whole time. I need to catch up on what we covered in class.
My roommate is so cute. Something's not right with me.
But I'm straight. This is a problem. jpg.
I accidentally saw my roommate's plan to seduce me. So he'd liked me all along.
I think, if it's him, I could bend a little.
That's nice. He likes cats. We can get a Ragdoll someday. Our families live close to each other, so we can spend Lunar New Year with either family. That's convenient.
The plan says my roommate will confess to me today.
Before confessing, my roommate pitifully told me he'd done something wrong and asked if I could give him another chance.
Is this some new kind of confession strategy?
I couldn't wait to say, "I like you too. Let's be together."
My roommate didn't say anything. He lowered his head shyly, still as cute as ever.
Shen Huan: "H-help!"
Chen Yihou only found out later that his former online dating partner was a famous beauty in the dance department, someone whose looks and personality were exactly his type.
He was consumed with regret. After thinking long and hard, he decided to win him back, settle down, and turn over a new leaf.
Then he found out that the beauty had already been stolen away by the campus heartthrob. TVT.
[Airheaded beauty bottom x cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside top]
Theme: Love is about companionship and growing together
Please give me advance notice of "I caught the wrong person, help me", a relaxing campus article~
"The Canary Returns with its Cubs" Old man chases his wife at the crematorium
The second male lead in "The Substitute Runs Away" is in the crematorium~
"The Furries Are Fighting Over Me" Cute Pet Article~
Good guy, your wife thinks you are a playboy, you are screwed hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Finished, Sahuahuahuahuahua, I'm so lucky to have found such a treasured cookie and such a cute Dada. Thank you for meeting Dada and Xiaoxi Shouxiu. Looking forward to the new article (Star Eyes. Jpg)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! So good, so good
Very well written~ Come on, come on~
2024.4.20
The water in Jinjiang Lake is a thousand feet deep, and it's not as deep as your love~
Please give me advance notice of "I caught the wrong person, help me", a relaxing campus article~ "The Canary Returns with its Cubs" Old man chases his wife at the crematorium The second male lead in "The Substitute Runs Away" is in the crematorium~ "The Furries Are Fighting Over Me" Cute Pet Article~
Good guy, your wife thinks you are a playboy, you are screwed hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Finished, Sahuahuahuahuahua, I'm so lucky to have found such a treasured cookie and such a cute Dada. Thank you for meeting Dada and Xiaoxi Shouxiu. Looking forward to the new article (Star Eyes. Jpg)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! So good, so good
Very well written~ Come on, come on~
2024.4.20
The water in Jinjiang Lake is a thousand feet deep, and it's not as deep as your love~
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