Shen Chen transmigrates into an ancient danmei political intrigue novel, becoming the domineering top (self-proclaimed) emperor with three thousand beauties in his harem.
He's only a minor character, but at least he's powerful and has three thousand beauties in his harem. It couldn't get much better.
If only he hadn't woken up in the bed of the beautiful, unhinged protagonist bottom right after transmigrating.
The original owner was a lecher who drugged Yan Xiuhua, the enemy nation's hostage and the most beautiful man in the book, and tricked him into bed. He'd meant to have his way with him, but Yan Xiuhua topped him instead. Enraged, he subjected Yan Xiuhua to all sorts of abuse.
But the protagonist bottom is a lunatic. After escaping, he'll return in triumph and have Shen Chen executed by waist-splitting, even cutting off his little brother.
On top of that, a stupid System is forcing him to follow the plot. He has to abuse the protagonist bottom and move the story along, or he'll be erased from existence.
Shen Chen: "..." Damn it, only being a goofball can save me now!
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Yan Xiuhua: You want to abuse me?
Shen Chen: The Yellow River rises far beyond the clouds, and I'll bring you to my new fields.
Yan Xiuhua: You're trying to seduce me?
Shen Chen: Clouds long for the skirts, flowers long for beauty. I long to kiss you. Is that okay?
Yan Xiuhua: You want to keep me by having a child?
Shen Chen: After mountains and rivers, there's no path ahead, yet my heart for you remains the same... Wait, where did that child come from? Why is his belly getting bigger? Ah, so this damn thing is a pregnancy novel!
Yan Xiuhua pins him down and leans over him. "You succeeded."
Shen Chen: The plum blossom falls three shades short of the snow's white. I'm the pure one, get off me!
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Shen Chen receives a System mission to abuse the protagonist bottom and move the plot forward.
He calls him to the bathroom, brings along some tools, and tries to humiliate him.
Instead, the other man pins his wrists and leans over him. "Your Majesty missed me?"
Shen Chen takes him to the racetrack and tries to frighten him with a wild horse, hoping to humiliate him in public.
Instead, Yan Xiuhua takes him for a couple of laps on horseback. "Your Majesty could've just said you wanted to ride with me."
Shen Chen takes him to Chu and makes sure everyone knows he's become the enemy emperor's favorite, hoping to humiliate him.
Instead, Yan Xiuhua kisses him until his face is flushed and his heart is racing. "Your Majesty likes that?"
Shen Chen: Damn it! This isn't the cool, noble protagonist bottom at all! I'm done!
[Silver-tongued cowardly top x lovesick, beautiful, shameless rogue]
*The bottom doesn't abuse the top. No angst, just a sweet little story!
*I sometimes fix typos. If I change the plot, I'll mention it. If you notice a change, there's no need to go back and reread!
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Please add my upcoming novel, The Canary Flew Away, to your reading list.
Everyone says Su Huai is a canary, and that he'll never escape Xie Yanting's grasp.
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Su Huai was only seventeen when he entered the Xie household.
He was as thin as a cat, and as pretty as one, too.
The Su company's finances were collapsing, so they went to Xie Yanting for help. Hearing that Su Huai resembled Xie Yanting's unattainable first love, they sent him off as a gift to curry favor.
Xie Yanting hadn't wanted him, but when he saw the boy's timid, teary eyes, he relented.
At first, Xie Yanting thought of Su Huai as nothing but a pretty ornament. As long as he didn't get in the way, keeping another pleasingly attractive ornament around was no trouble.
Later, Xie Yanting was feeling playful and decided to tease the timid boy.
The boy misunderstood his intentions. That night, he got drunk, stumbled into Xie Yanting's bed, and offered his body as if he were making a sacrifice.
Xie Yanting was a shameless old bastard. After that, he developed a taste for it and decided that keeping a canary wasn't so bad.
Besides, his canary was obedient, pretty, and adorable, always sweetly calling him, "Sir."
Xie Yanting would rub the boy's chin and tease him. "Call me hubby."
Xie Yanting doted on his canary. He personally taught him to read, ride horses, play the piano, and paint. He taught him how to show off his beautiful feathers, and, more than anything, how to... please him.
The boy did very well.
Xie Yanting thought he had captured his canary.
But birds can fly. His canary had been carefully recording every expense Xie Yanting paid for him, one by one. Then he left behind a sum of money and a note, and flew away.
That night, the lofty head of the Xie family lost control in a way he rarely did.
*Shameless old bastard top x sweet, obedient bottom
*The top chases the bottom after the breakup
Theme: Stay independent and strong, even in adversity
Sweet, sweet, sweet, wow, wow, Mrs. I am so moved in the end, wow, wow, wow, everyone has a happy ending. Mother Shen will no longer cry alone in front of the photo, and she can see her son at any time. The knot in the Queen Mother's heart is slowly untied because of Mother Shen. Chen Chen and Ayan have the love of each other's life. Brother Mingye is so distressed (let me do it!!!) Tuan Tuan is so cute, how about the concubine in the palace? ?? Cute wow wow wow, let me be the emperor hehe hehe (The article is generally good, it is very comfortable to read!!! My family can just read it as a little sweet article (?˙?˙?))
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Please take a look at the article being serialized~
"Salted Fish Caught King Juan's Cub" Story of Salted Fish's Beauty Carrying the Cub~
I feel a little sad for Xiao Mingye, I don't know why www
Shake it off and the author will spit out another extra story.
I really want to watch the modern traveling around the world episode
It's a very sweet and comfortable article to read, but I don't understand how to play with the soles of the feet? Hey-hey!
Don't you mean to wear it when sleeping? Then I died of a heart attack, and now I'm at the scene of a car accident. I even suspect that my memory is confused.
I want to see all the prices I ordered
Sweet, sweet, sweet, wow, wow, Mrs. I am so moved in the end, wow, wow, wow, everyone has a happy ending. Mother Shen will no longer cry alone in front of the photo, and she can see her son at any time. The knot in the Queen Mother's heart is slowly untied because of Mother Shen. Chen Chen and Ayan have the love of each other's life. Brother Mingye is so distressed (let me do it!!!) Tuan Tuan is so cute, how about the concubine in the palace? ?? Cute wow wow wow, let me be the emperor hehe hehe (The article is generally good, it is very comfortable to read!!! My family can just read it as a little sweet article (?˙?˙?))
Thanks for the limited fee! Read Spread flowers?
Please take a look at the article being serialized~ "Salted Fish Caught King Juan's Cub" Story of Salted Fish's Beauty Carrying the Cub~
I feel a little sad for Xiao Mingye, I don't know why www
Shake it off and the author will spit out another extra story.
I really want to watch the modern traveling around the world episode
It's a very sweet and comfortable article to read, but I don't understand how to play with the soles of the feet? Hey-hey!
Don't you mean to wear it when sleeping? Then I died of a heart attack, and now I'm at the scene of a car accident. I even suspect that my memory is confused.