Copywriting:
The thing is like this.
My name is Kawashima Ezaki, I am 23 years old and I am a "self-disciplined" villain.
On the way home, I was checking the one billion deposits voluntarily donated by the unscrupulous businessman, when I was accidentally hit by a dump truck and hit the sky.
Then, a forum system insisted on binding me, and they said that if I couldn't get into the top three in the favorite vote of the Death God Forum, I would be randomly punished.
Ha ha.
This Sabi system assigned me the identity of a Japanese public security and part-time police academy teacher. I spent all day hanging out among a bunch of silver handcuffs (catching fish and playing games (crossed out)). How could I have time to care about the favorite vote?
One day.
Looking at the teacher with messy hair and pale black skin under his eyes.
Zhufu: "... I heard that Mr. Esaki was addicted to games. He submitted his resignation but was turned back by the principal."
The five-person group was silent: "..."
Apart from being surprisingly good at physical skills/shooting/bomb disposal/detection, what else does this guy look like like a police officer? !
Copywriting 2:
The holiday is over.
Kawashima Esaki received a secret mission, and he was asked to work as an undercover agent in a transnational criminal group, the Black Organization.
"Is it allowed to work as an undercover agent at public expense and get paid on both sides?"
Kawashima Esaki was ecstatic.
The system was even happier than him, "The mission has finally been completed. Wait, why is the random punishment this time n years of no action?!"
The eyes of Esaki, who was dragging his luggage and preparing to take office happily, went dark. When he opened his eyes again, it was already seven years later.
He is 23 years old.
The black-skinned student who fished him out of the abandoned laboratory culture tank: 29 years old.
"Great teacher, you are still alive..."
Ezaki, who was hugged by Touko:?
Wait, why are you crying?
Where is my undercover mission?
——
After the latest episode of Death God Elementary School was updated, the forum exploded!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Teacher Ezaki is not dead, he is not dead!!! As members of the red camp, Bai Yueguang and Regret, every time I see someone from the police station take out the group photo and look at it, I can cry my eyes out!"
"Thank you, Teacher, for your selfless teachings. Otherwise, how could the five-person group have kicked over so many lunch boxes?"
"... Gentlemen, cough, have you noticed that Mr. Ezaki seems to be quite handsome when he is serious..."
"!!!"
Note: The text is in third person.
CP Touko.
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I will write this in my next book (twisting)
"Is it my fault that the character collapsed? !
(8.8 Kaiwen~)
Copywriting:
Ren Sudo has turned black!
His mission is obviously to fix bugs and fill in the gaps in the character's childhood. He has always done a good job, but who knows why the mission object collapsed.
"Is it my fault that the character collapsed?"
The system sneered:
"Shao Bibi, my eyes are rulers."
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[World 1: Spell Return to War]
A deformed fetus was born in the village, two-faced and four-armed, ugly, bullied, abused and homeless. Until one day, a terminally ill young man discovered him and decided to keep him as a pet.
"Then what?"
"Then?"
Ren Sudeng held his chin: "Then the young master died of illness and was reincarnated as a patrol policeman. On the first day of work, the school was bombed, and the pet came back to life in a certain pink-haired classmate..."
And immediately caught him living together and falling in love = =
Because the body is not your own, if you touch Ren Sudou, you will be filled with jealousy, so Su Nuo can hold it in! More declaration: I can use my mouth before I find my own body! !
Ren Sudo: Huh? ? ?
#Because my wife is a policeman, I can only protect world peace#
#
World 2: Gintama
Xu, who was born from the dragon veins of the earth and is immortal, was tortured and killed countless times, but in the end he could not usher in true death. He was imprisoned in a dungeon by fearful humans, unaware of the cold or heat, until the young man went up the mountain, took him home, read picture books, taught him how to read, and made "empty" become "human".
However, tuberculosis cruelly took the boy away from this world.
Xu watched him die.
Watching his body dissolve due to the power of the immortal blood.
Watching the villagers shouting "Devil" and rushing towards them, the fire added to their body, and they were injured again by thousands of knives——
Xu finally thought suddenly.
Will I die only if the earth dies?
Sudou was forced to be reincarnated into the cannon fodder Ren who was fighting against the world-destroying villain. His head was full of questions:? ? ?
Good guy.
So this is how you learned it?
World 3: Conan
Kurosawa Formation has a secret.
He escaped from the killer camp when he was young and was picked up by a good student.
The other party shared his home; he used his parents' death compensation to treat his illness; he was soaked in water and was followed by a crazy man without knowing it, and the Kurosawa Formation had to take action to solve it.
Later.
He was accidentally killed.
Kurosawa spent a long time disposing of the corpse——
His heart was extremely peaceful.
Ren Sudo, who was in class, was kicked into the second round of the mission world: Huh?
Wait! Isn't it unusual, normal and peaceful inside? ? ? ?
System: Well, I'm so calm that I'm going to bomb the Japanese island.
World 456: "Demon Slayer", "Little Volleyball", "Hunter", "Fantasy Front", etc.
Intention: firmness and justice, ideals and persistence