
Bringing My Spoiled Younger Brother to a Survival Variety Show
带娇气包哥哥求生综艺杀疯了
by Wen Yan (温琰)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 203k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 23d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Song Wanwan had a dream. In it, she learned that this world was actually a novel, and she was the vicious supporting female character whose family would be destroyed and whose fate would be tragic. Her entire family were cannon fodder, there to pave the way for the male and female leads.
Her top-tier star brother would be framed by the innocent-looking female lead on a variety show, ruining his career and driving him to suicide in a bout of depression.
Her family business would be crushed by the malicious competition of her fiance, the male lead, leaving her parents’ business in ruins and forcing them to declare bankruptcy.
As for her, she would be pushed from a high-rise on her wedding day.
When she woke up, Song Wanwan saw her brother preparing to go on a variety show. Without hesitation, she signed up alongside him.
*
The Wilderness Adventure Team was the hottest survival show of the year. The addition of movie emperor Xiao Yan and top-tier star Song Yannian sent the show’s popularity soaring, and the production team made the bold decision to meet viewers through a livestream from start to finish.
Even more unexpectedly, top-tier star Song Yannian announced that he would be bringing his younger sister along.
The internet was abuzz, and trending topics about the two heartthrobs took over the rankings.
#SongYanniansSister
#SongYannianAndXiaoYanOnWildernessAdventureTeam
#SongYanniansTemper
#XiaoYanAnnouncesFirstVarietyShow
[Song Yannian is actually going on Wilderness Adventure? With that young master temper of his, what can he even do? Is he going to throw a fit and act like a diva?]
[And he’s bringing his sister? Is she going to be just as temperamental? Help!]
[Let’s make a little bet: the young master won’t last past three episodes.]
[Oh, come on, why are all the trending topics about Song Yannian? I’m taking my movie emperor Xiao away.]
The show’s buzz was unprecedented.
And so, amid great anticipation, the show finally premiered.
The number of viewers in the livestream skyrocketed. They were all waiting to watch Song Yannian sulk, quit filming, and throw his weight around. Instead, Song Wanwan proved capable of everything: she could climb trees, catch fish, and gather supplies quickly and efficiently. The usually unruly, arrogant young master followed behind his little sister, behaving surprisingly well. The corners of his mouth stayed lifted the entire time.
His whole face seemed to say: Whatever my little sister says is right. As long as she likes it, I’m happy. I’ll do whatever she says. My little sister is the best!
That day, the trending topics exploded again:
#SongYannianYouSisterObsessedManiac
#SongYannianGetThatGrinOffYourFaceItsReachedYourEars
#DamnItIsHavingASisterThatGreat
#LetsFormAGroupAndStealSongYanniansSister
*
Before Song Wanwan went on the show, her brother had repeatedly warned her not to talk to strangers, especially that old fox Xiao Yan.
One day, as she walked back with a fish in hand, a tall, slender man stopped her.
“How about a trade? Give me the fish...” Xiao Yan leaned down with a smile. “And I’ll give you this.”
At last, the viewers who had been waiting so long in the livestream heard Song Yannian’s first roar since the show began:
“Xiao! Yan! Stay away from my sister!!!”
[Hahahaha, the young master’s sister has been stolen!]
[The funniness of Young Master Song’s furious roar: 100%. The disgusted looks on Wanwan and God Xiao’s faces: 10,000%.]
One-on-one sweet romance, happy ending.
*
Coming soon: My Consort Is the Only One Who Wins My Heart
Luo Mingshu never knew that the man she believed she loved, Cheng Jingshu, the hostage prince from the State of Cheng, had been plotting a rebellion.
He killed her father, destroyed her kingdom, and imprisoned her.
On the day the capital fell, her long-absent consort, Xie Chen, stormed the princess’s residence alone to save her.
He died in front of her, pierced by several arrows.
Luo Mingshu remembered only the blinding blood gushing from his mouth, soaking the front of his clothes and staining the hand she had laid against his face bright red.
With great effort, he said to her:
“Run...”
After being reborn, the first thing Luo Mingshu did was find Xie Chen, the consort she had neglected and wronged for so long.
--
On the day of their wedding ceremony, Xie Chen knew the princess loathed this marriage. He was already prepared to go through the ceremony alone when a young servant came running over in a panic.
“Young Master! Young Master! Her Highness is here!!!”
Before he could finish speaking,
Xie Chen’s clear, dark eyes were already filled with the sight of that fiery red figure in the distance.
He was curious what kind of pressure the emperor had used to make her cooperate so willingly.
But it was their wedding day, and Xie Chen was so full of anticipation that his princess was marrying him so smoothly. The young master was so delighted that even as he slept, he smiled in his dreams.
One-on-one.
Coming soon: The Supporting Female Character Is Still Trying to Stay Alive
After transmigrating into a book and being handed the tragic script of a supporting female character, Yu Yinyin trembled with fear. Could they please reconsider? She really didn’t want to die!
To escape this unlucky plot, she racked her brains trying to cozy up to her childhood friend, Pei Yuan, the book’s great villain.
What?! The original owner had seriously offended him in the past?
No problem. At a banquet, Yu Yinyin immediately put her acting skills to the test, pretending to have amnesia. She gazed up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, eyes brimming with tears. “Brother, I’ve liked you for so long. Why don’t you like me yet?”
But Pei Yuan spun a Buddhist prayer bead with a smile, took Yu Yinyin’s hand, and asked, “Little sister, when have I ever not liked you?”
Yu Yinyin shuddered in fright and knocked over the table in front of everyone.
What?! The great villain was cold-hearted and indifferent. One moment he was playing along with her, and the next he had forgotten all about her.
No problem. Yu Yinyin kept showing up every day to sign in, serving tea and water and bringing him food and drink, hoping to become a familiar face.
Three months later, the dog outside the Pei residence had grown so fat that it couldn’t fit through the dog hole. It whined anxiously at her.
After a busy day, Yu Yinyin rubbed her aching back and legs, leaned against the wall, and sighed:
Another day of working hard to stay alive~
Later.
Pei Yuan frowned at the completely empty table in front of him. “Where are the pastries?”
The steward answered nervously, “You’ve never liked sweets, have you? The gatekeeper already took them to feed the dog.”
Pei Yuan furrowed his brow even deeper. “Then hurry up and bring them back!”
--
At the Mid-Autumn Palace Banquet, a colleague asked Pei Yuan whether he had any plans to take a wife.
It was only casual conversation.
Who could have expected that the usually aloof Lord Pei, who never went near women, would give a dignified nod?
Everyone followed Pei Yuan’s gaze curiously, only to see a young girl with her head down, gnawing on a crab.
Feeling their intense stares, Yu Yinyin looked up in confusion, then belatedly wiped the crab roe from her chin.
The ministers then watched Lord Pei, usually so cool and refined that he seemed beyond reach, walk up to the girl step by step, bend down, and gently wipe her clean.
Coming soon: Master, She Got the Bad Ending Script
In her previous life, Luo Yao only learned she was living inside a storybook after a sword pierced her heart. In the book, she was an evil, villainous master.
Her carefully taught disciple, Wei Yan, was the male lead who suffered endless abuse.
All the things she had done to temper his resolve and make him train diligently had become cruel acts that deeply wounded the male lead.
Even when Wei Yan faced a great calamity, she had flown in front of him to take a bolt of heavenly lightning out of concern for her disciple. That, too, was portrayed as a sinister scheme.
In the end, Wei Yan endured humiliation for hundreds of years before laying a deadly trap and running her through the heart with his sword. He even used the ancient artifact Soul-Severing Bell to make her spirit vanish completely.
In the story, after her death, Wei Yan transformed from an immortal of the righteous path into a dreaded Demon Lord.
To take revenge, he slaughtered everyone at her Wanghui Mountain sect, wielding a sword in one hand.
He exterminated the righteous sects and tore open the gates to the demon realm, leaving the human world devastated and barren.
From then on, the world was plunged into chaos.
The land burned to the ground.
Living a second life, Luo Yao gazed coolly at the disciple before her, who was still obediently calling her Master.
If he was wicked by nature, she no longer needed to trap herself as she had in her previous life.
--
If Wei Yan had any obsession in his previous life, it was that, as he lay dying, he wanted to see his master one more time. Sadly, he never got the chance.
When he was thrown into the Demonfall Abyss, he was gravely injured. As his blood ran low, his only thought was that his master might come see him once more, might save him as selflessly as she used to.
But he knew it was impossible. His master was already dead, killed by his own hand. He had personally torn her soul apart. The fragments left inside the Soul-Severing Bell were so shattered that no matter how carefully he tried to repair them over the centuries, nothing helped.
There was no one left to care whether his wounds hurt, no one who would come to save him.
More and more blood poured from Wei Yan’s body. Clutching the ancient artifact that held his master’s soul, he breathed his last in the Demonfall Abyss.
When he opened his eyes again, he found his master standing right in front of him, safe and sound.
He carefully hid the madness and yearning in his eyes, then looked up obediently and called, “Master.”
--
Note: There were other circumstances behind what happened in the previous life. What you see may not be the truth.
One-on-one.
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Theme: Move forward bravely
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Please make this director unable to continue as soon as possible
I blindly guess that Xiao Yan may also know that this is a novel and the content of the novel, and the reason why my sister likes the male protagonist in the original novel may be because of the plot.
This director went too far, I hope he gets tortured
So... Why did the heroine lose her memory?
In fact, these comments make me so angry. Although I know it's a plot, I can't understand why there is so much malice.
No update in a few days...
It looks good. The author will update it soon.
Many accidents were not caused by the forest, but by the director! If I just went to the forest to see my sister show off her skills, it would feel good, but now I am really scared because of the uncertainty (because my sister is good at geology, so I should be able to relax just because of the forest factor)
Looks good, come on (???_??)?
Come on, it's very well written!