A Handbook for Pampering Eunuchs

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Upcoming novels: The Villainess Is Trying to Stay Alive Today, Only the Prince Consort Wins My Heart, and My Master Got the Bad Ending Script. Their blurbs are below. My dears, please add them to your collections and show your support! Sending love!

Blurb:

Gu Jin is the emperor's most beloved princess. Rumor has it that she's capricious, gravely ill, and a sickly invalid who won't live more than a few years.

Intrigued by the rumors, she decided to capture the people spreading them and see for herself. Instead, she unexpectedly rescued a little eunuch covered in wounds.

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After entering the palace, Song Sheng was taken away and imprisoned by an old eunuch because of his good looks. He suffered endless humiliation, with new wounds layered over old ones.

For a while, he thought he had no chance of escaping. He waited in despair for death to come in the middle of a heavy snowfall.

But somehow, filthy and battered, he crashed right in front of the sedan chair of Princess Yi'an, who happened to be passing by.

He latched onto Princess Yi'an, who was deeply favored by the emperor, and swore he would climb to the top.

Song Sheng had thought this was all his life would ever amount to. He was used to the pain of being ground into the dirt and had seen the vilest methods in the world. Nothing and no one could ever matter to him again.

He was willing to stain his hands with countless people's blood to obtain the power everyone coveted.

But he never imagined that one day he would fear the light because of all the blood on his hands, or dread seeing disgust in her eyes.

He never knew he could love someone with such utter devotion.

With a lowly status like his, he wanted to get a little closer to Her Highness, to be the only figure in her eyes.

He wanted to be the only one in her heart.

A princess who bides her time x a ruthless, devoted eunuch

One-on-one romance, happy ending

Upcoming novel 1: The Villainess Is Trying to Stay Alive Today

After transmigrating into a book and getting saddled with the tragic villainess's role, Yu Yinyin trembled with fear. Could they please reconsider? She really didn't want to die!

To escape this unlucky script, she racked her brains trying to cozy up to her childhood friend, Pei Yuan, the book's major antagonist.

What?! The original owner had seriously offended him in the past?

No problem. At a banquet, Yu Yinyin put on a masterful display of “amnesia,” gazing up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with tears in her eyes. “Brother, I've liked you for so long. Why don't you like me yet?”

But Pei Yuan merely smiled as he turned a prayer bead in his fingers, then took Yu Yinyin's hand and asked, “Little sister, when did your big brother ever stop liking you?”

Yu Yinyin was so frightened she knocked over the table in front of everyone.

What?! The villain was cold-hearted and indifferent. One moment he was playing along with her, and the next he had forgotten her completely.

No problem. Yu Yinyin made a point of visiting every day to sign in, pouring tea, running errands, and bringing him food and drink, all in the hope of becoming a familiar face.

Three months later, the dog at the Pei residence's gate had gained so much weight it couldn't fit through the dog door. It anxiously whined at her.

After a busy day, Yu Yinyin rubbed her aching back and legs, leaned against the wall, and sighed:

Another day spent trying my best to stay alive!

Later.

Pei Yuan frowned at the completely empty table in front of him. “Where are the pastries?”

The steward answered nervously, “Don't you always dislike sweets? The gatekeeper already took them to feed the dog.”

Pei Yuan's frown deepened. “Hurry up and get them back!”

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At the Mid-Autumn Palace Banquet, a colleague asked Pei Yuan whether he was thinking of taking a wife.

It was just casual conversation.

Who could have guessed that Lord Pei, who never went near women, would give a dignified nod?

Everyone curiously followed Pei Yuan's gaze, only to see a little girl with her head down, gnawing on a crab.

Sensing the intense stares, Yu Yinyin looked up in confusion, then belatedly wiped the crab roe from her chin.

Then the ministers watched Pei Yuan, usually so aloof and noble that he seemed beyond anyone's reach, walk right up to the girl and bend down to gently wipe her clean.

Upcoming novel 2: Only the Prince Consort Wins My Heart

Luo Mingshu never knew that the man she thought she loved, Cheng Jingshu, a hostage prince from the State of Cheng, was plotting rebellion.

He killed her father, destroyed her country, and imprisoned her.

On the day the capital fell, her prince consort, Xie Chen, whom she had not seen in years, broke into the princess's residence alone to save her.

He died in front of her, pierced by several arrows.

Luo Mingshu remembered only the glaring blood pouring from his mouth, soaking a large patch of his chest and staining her hand red as she touched his face.

He struggled to tell her:

“Run...”

After being reborn, the first thing Luo Mingshu did was find Xie Chen, the prince consort she had once neglected and let down.

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On the day of their wedding, Xie Chen knew the princess hated this marriage and had prepared to go through the ceremony alone. Then he saw a young page rush over in a panic.

“Young Master! Young Master! Her Highness is here!!!”

Before he could finish speaking,

Xie Chen's clear black-and-white eyes were already filled with the figure in red, like a blazing flame, in the distance.

He was curious what kind of pressure the emperor had used to make her cooperate so well.

But it was their wedding day, and Xie Chen was so full of anticipation that his princess had actually married him so smoothly. The young Master Xie was so happy he fell asleep smiling, and even smiled in his dreams.

One-on-one romance

Upcoming novel 3: My Master Got the Bad Ending Script

In her previous life, Luo Yao only realized she was living inside a story after a sword pierced her heart. In the book, she was an evil, villainous master.

Her carefully trained disciple, Wei Yan, was the male lead who suffered abuse throughout the story.

The things she had done to temper his resolve and make him train hard were all portrayed as heinous acts that deeply harmed the male lead.

Even when Wei Yan faced his tribulation and she flew in to take a thunderbolt for him out of concern for her disciple, her actions were portrayed as maliciously motivated.

In the end, Wei Yan endured humiliation for hundreds of years before finally setting a trap and running her through with a sword. He even used the ancient artifact Soul Devouring Bell to make her soul vanish completely.

After her death in the story, Wei Yan transformed from an immortal lord of the righteous path into a dread demon lord.

To avenge himself, he slaughtered everyone at her Wanghui Mountain sect, leaving no one alive.

He wiped out the righteous sects, threw open the gates to the demon realm, and plunged the human world into ruin, leaving not a blade of grass alive.

From then on, the world descended into chaos.

The mountains and rivers burned.

Reborn, Luo Yao looked at the disciple in front of her, who was still obediently calling her Master, her gaze cool and unreadable.

If he was wicked by nature, then she didn't have to trap herself as she had in her previous life.

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If Wei Yan had one obsession in his previous life, it was seeing his master one more time before he died. Unfortunately, he never got the chance.

When he was thrown into the Demonfall Abyss, gravely wounded and on the verge of bleeding to death, all he could think about was whether his master might come see him one more time, whether she might risk her life to save him as she had before.

But he knew in his heart that it was impossible. He had already killed his master with his own hands, tearing her soul to pieces. The fragments left in the Soul Devouring Bell had been so utterly shattered that all his efforts to repair them over the centuries had been futile.

No one would ever care whether his wounds hurt. No one would ever come to save him again.

As more and more blood poured from Wei Yan's wounds, he clutched the ancient artifact containing his master's soul and breathed his last in the Demonfall Abyss.

When he opened his eyes again, his master was standing right in front of him, safe and sound.

He carefully hid the madness and longing in his eyes, raised his head obediently, and called out, “Master.”

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Note: There was more to what happened in the previous life. What you see may not be the truth.

One-on-one romance

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